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Strange

AN: no there is no prologue. They are all the same anyway so why bother writing it?

A six year Naruto was walking out in the forest after the villagers had chased him outside the walls, again. To him it was all getting rather repetitive so he spent most of his time out in the forest anyway.

As he walked through the forest a shooting star lit up the sky. Naruto made the wish that he would finally have a friend for once in his life. What startled poor Naruto was that the shooting star fell from the sky not twenty meters away from him. Upon investigating said crater, he found a strange girl struggling in some strange restraints around her wrists. Naruto having been stuck in similar bondage used his chakra to free her after which she immediately kissed him full with tong and all.

"Hello, my name is Koriand'r but you may call me Star Fire if you wish. My sister Black Fire, who is queen of my home planet Tamaran has exiled me for no real reason. Please, if I might be able to find a place to live here I would be ever so grateful. Tell me, what is your name, friend?"

"M-my n-name i-is N-na-naruto" he stuttered, understandably shocked at this point. this was Naruto's process of thought, One) a very pretty girl just fell out of the sky, two) very pretty girl just made out with him, three) pretty girl was stradeling him even though she seemed to be around the same age, four) pretty girl just basically asked to live with him (I'd be shell shocked to)

"It is very nice to meet you friend Naruto. Let us go to where you live so that I may settle in after my long journey."

"Uh, Star Fire? We're going to have to visit the Hokage first."

"Ok friend Naruto. Where is this Hokage you refer to?"

"He's at the Hokage tower doing his paper work."

"Alright then. Hold on friend Naruto." With that, she flew, I repeat, flew to the Hokage tower. At this point Naruto fainted.

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The Hokage was having a great day. The evil known to all Kage (paper work) was vanquished, he had his pipe lit, and was just about to read a certain little orange book when he heard something tapping at the window. Looking out he saw a strange girl dressed in purple (think TV version of Star but age six) floating just beyond the window holding a limp Naruto. Sarutobi quickly let the girl in and after a few hours, one of which was spent waiting for Naruto to wake up, the Hokage finally got the full story.

"so she…"

"Yep."

"And then she…"

"Yes again."

"And then she…"

"Yep."

"And you really…"

"Yes I kissed friend Naruto. My race receives information such as language through skin to skin contact. Still, kissing is more fun as I don't get the chance to do so often."

"And you really want to live with Naruto-kun Koriand'r-san?"

"Yes. I wish to live with the one who freed me from my restraints. Without his help I would have likely died. Friend Naruto is a very good person Hokage…san, was it?

"You can call me Ojii-san like Naruto here dose. If you two are going to be living together then it is high time to get you a new apartment in the shinobi district. I know for a fact that most of them are indifferent to you Naruto. Koriand'r-san, I'll be enlisting you as an academy student so that you can learn more about our culture perhaps and to be a ninja as well. I'll even place you in the same class as Naruto-kun."

"That would be most wonderful Ojii-san. Thank you so much" (insert uber happy face of excitement and joy here)

"Thanks Ojii-san. Thank you so much." A new place to live and a roommate who didn't hate him. This was turning out to be a great day."

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Later at the new apartment

"Hey Kori-chan," (insert a blushing Star who knew what that suffix meant. He even gave her a nickname!), "eat something and get some rest. We have to go to the academy tomorrow and we have to be there by eight am."

"But friend Naruto, I am unfamiliar with the elemental nations and I know not what I can and cannot eat."

"Then I'll take you out to Ichiraku's ramen bar. Best in all the elemental nations. People may think that ramen isn't all that healthy but they know how to make it just right. Cheap to and filling. Common, my treat."

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Naruto was starting to regret saying that he'd buy for Star Fire. He had stopped on bowl twenty and she surpassed him. Finally, around bowl thirty, she was finished.

"Ahhh, you were right friend Naruto, that was very tasty and filling."

"Truthfully I thought you wouldn't ever stop eating!"

"But friend Naruto. Back on my home world of Tamaran, there is a similar noodle dish and it would not satisfy me until bowl two hundred or so."

"You have got to be kidding Kori-chan. Two HUNDRED!? Not even I could eat that much."

"Next time I will pay friend Naruto. I too am receiving a monthly stipend to help."

"Oh no you don't Kori-chan. When I say I'm paying then I'm paying."

"Oh thank you friend Naruto! Come, let us go home and rest for our day tomorrow."

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Naruto's mind

X mind scape X

Drip, drip, drip…drip

'What the hell, where am I?'

"Hey brat! Get over here."

'What the hell' thought Naruto as he got up taking notice of his surroundings. An old decrepit sewer with poor lighting, knee high water that never rose past his face, which, oddly enough didn't smell, and pipes of varying sizes running along the ceiling. Naruto started to wander around always following that red glow that was always at the end of the corridor. Finally he came to a huge cage with a slip of paper holding the kanji for seal in the middle where the doors met. Naruto walked up to the cage and three giant claws came at rushing at him, though strangely, he didn't move.

"Huh? Not scared brat? you've got guts I'll give you that."

"Who the fuck are you and how the hell did you get in my head?"

"I am the Kyuubi no Kitsune, or the Kyuubi no Yoko depending on what legend you refer to. As for how I was sealed in here well…(cue Kyuubi telling Naruto everything about that night. Not that Yondaime was Naruto's father, Kyuubi didn't know that)

"It all makes sense now. All the catcalling, all the looks of hate. It was all because of you."

"Hey, I didn't attack of my own free will and I'm dying even inside this seal so I'm going to give you something that will help you."

"And what is that Kyuubi?"

"A data dump of sword styles so that you can create your own style and all of my yoki at your disposal. This will change your hair to the color of straw and your eyes will change to a silver color, though they will change once you use a certain amount of it."

"You got a deal Fox, just tell me what I have to do."

"Wake up that strange girl and then walk out into the forest. I'll explain the rest there."

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Clearing in the forest far away from Konoha

X mind scape X

"Alright brat get down here kit."

"Ok so now what do I have to do?"

"Take that seal and eat it. That way I can give my gift and still can't forcibly take over your body."

Naruto does just that and lands on his feet due to there being no cage.

"I will warn you, this is going to hurt like a bitch riding you in heat. Pleasure and pain all in one."

Before Naruto could contemplate what was said a searing, pleasurable?, pain ripped through his body forcing him out of his mind and into the real world.

X real world X

"Friend Naruto, friend Naruto are you alright? Friend Naruto please say something!"

"K-kori-chan?"

"Yes friend Naruto? What is it? How may I help?"

"J-just hold me for a bit. Gona be fine…"

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Several hours later, around six am

"Friend Naruto, are you alright you look different. I do not recall you having silver eyes."

"I'm fine Kori-chan. Thanks for staying with me through that. Listen, there's something I have to tell you.

(cue Naruto telling Star his complete life story, the unrated version complete with everything that he can remember from birth to now)

By this time Star Fire had tears pouring out of her eyes. 'How could people do such horrible things to others?'

"I'm so sorry friend Naruto for what you had to go through as a child."

"Kori-chan I will not have you apologizing for what others did. The worst they can do now is glare now that I can protect myself."

"I'm still sorry…"

"Kori-chan, will you be my girlfriend? I know this is a bit rushed but I just feel safe around you, and you did kiss me…"

Star was at a loss for words. This was totally unexpected and, welcome?, all at once. Finding that she couldn't get her tong to work and worried that Naruto would take her silence as rejection she did the next best thing. Glomp and kiss him at the same time.

"Yes Naruto…kun I think it is. Yes Naruto-kun, I will gladly be your girlfriend. As long as you are my boyfriend that is. Didn't we need to be at the academy by eight because it is seven thirty."

"Oh shoot we're going to be late! Grab some toast and common." said Naruto doing a couple of refresh jutsu for him and Star to remove the sweat from last night. Today was going to be an interesting day.