"But faaatherrr, I don't want to go to the Paris Walmart". "But son I own all the Walmart's you must become familiar with them. To see what needs to be fixed". Adrien stormed out of his fathers ( Gabriel Walmart ) office. He then called his girlfriend Marinette Dupain-Target, whose family owns the franchise Target. "Mari how come we have to own something so lame as a Walmart?" Adrien whines loudly. Marinette gasped "Walmart is so convenient though and reasonably pried. Although I have to admit target is better". Adrien then slammed his thumb on the end call button. He then face palmed "uhhh no one understands, why couldn't we own something like a clothing line?". The next day Adrien relunctantly got out of bed to check on his fathers main Walmart in Paris. He then put on his Walmart brand hoodie, jeans, and tennis shoes. His father only lets him represent Walmart. He ran out the door to catch up with his father, who is giving him a ride. While he was in the car he got a text from Alya T-mobile that says "Me and Nino Metro PCS are breaking up". Adrien gasped so loudly he died. Gabriel Walmart pulled over clearly concerned. He felt his son's pulse and was shocked to see there were none to feel. He shrugged then continued driving to work. He was almost there when Alya T-Mobile called. He felt obliged to tell her his son's current state so he answered the phone. "Hello" he ventured, "Adrien I cannot believe you didn't respond when I dropped a bomb like that!" Alya complained. " A BOMB?!" Gabriel had heard a lot about this girl so maybe someone just crossed the line. "Ugh Adrien you're no help" she hung up furiously.
Marinette POV
Ugh I can't believe Adrien is complaining about being Adrien Walmart. Awhhh Adrien Walmart one day I am going to be Marinette Dupain-Target-Walmart. She was broken out of her fantasies when she noticed Gabriel Walmart was calling. "Hello" she said. " I need to know everything you know about Alya Sears, she is a bomb threat@ Gabriel said in a monotone voice. " By the way Adrien is dead" Gabriel added quickly.
Bonus:
Marinette sobbed so long she drowned in her tears. Alya was sentenced life in prison. Nino MetroPcs is surprised when none of his friends are at school on Monday.