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OK, this is my first fic here, though I've read a million. I'm going go be having a whole lot of other ones too, but later. This is my first comedy one; others are on its way. This is a one shot thing, so that's it!
Transfiguration of Ron
One day, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the Transfiguration class room with Ravenclaws and Slytherins while they were having a charms lesson at the other end of the castle. Hermione was doing the spell that the others were doing because she was bored. But Harry pushed her off her stool and her spell hit Ron, who turned into a cow--WITH RED HAIR!!! Hermy screamed because Harry had climbed onto Ron's back and was now making him run around the class but none of the other students noticed. Then Ron stopped running around the class and ran out of the class. Harry went and sat next to Hermy. She screamed again because Ron had come beck with underwear on his horns. Hermy tried to do a counter curse on Ron but then he turned into a red billy-goat--with underwear STILL on his horns. Harry screamed because he realized it was his underwear. He took the underwear from the red goat and ran away. He came back five minutes later and said, "What a relief!"
Then a black dog ran into the room and turned into Sirius and started doing the chicken dance.
Then Ron joined him and they did the cha cha 3 times and McGonogal and all the students joined them.
Then Harry and Hermy watched them do the Pie Dance in front of Dumble-Bumble's office.
Then Lupin apperated and joined them because it was his favorite dance.
Then Hermy shouted that he could not have apperated because he could not apperate inside the castle.
So Lupin replied that no one cared so Hermy said OK.
Then Lupin's pet Boggart turned into a full moon and Lupin turned into a werewolf and bit McGonogal.
She turned into a werewolf and they got married and lived happily ever after.
I know. It was pathetic. Be free to flame. I don't care!