Bruce Banner: I have to stop turning into the Hulk.
Bruce Banner falls asleep and dreams about his mama.
Mom: Why haven't you visited?
Bruce Banner: I try!
Mom: You don't love me!
Bruce Banner: I do love you!
Mom: Go to your room!
Bruce Banner: NOOOO!
Bruce wakes up and turns into the Hulk and jumps off.
At the Kent farm…
Clark was reading the newspaper in shock.
Lois: Stop sweating! I'm going to read that after you!
Clark: Sorry it's just that gulp I'm afraid of the incredible Bulk.
Lois: That's Hulk, moron. He doesn't exist.
Lois grabs the newspaper. Jonathan enters the room.
Jonathan: Lois Lane! I need to talk with you.
Lois stomps off.
Clark: What's going on?
Jonathan: She was being romantic with Lex!
Clark: No way!
That night when Clark is asleep, Lois sneaks into Clark's room with a green mask.
Lois: Boo!
Clark wakes up and screams.
Lois: Shut up! Lois is going on a date with Lex, tomorrow. Talk Jonathan into letting her go.
Clark: Who are you?
Lois: Hulk!
Lois leaves the room.
Clark: What am I going to do?
Clark leaves the room and goes into Jonathan and Martha's room.
Clark: Daddy are you asleep?
Jonathan twitches…
Clark: ARE YOU ASLEEP!
Jonathan wakes up screaming like a girl.
Jonathan Don't scare me like that.
Clark: Sorry. Daddy, Mr. Hulk is going to get me if Lois doesn't go out with Lex tomorrow.
Jonathan: That was Lois. Go back to sleep. I'm going to have a talk with Lois tomorrow.
In the morning Clark is outside playing with his truck. Clark begins to sing.
Clark: Laaaaaaaaa la la la oh playing with my truck.
Just then Hulk jumps in front of Clark.
Hulk: Hulk smash.
Clark: Very funny, Lois.
Hulk punches Clark and Clark is amazed at how much stronger Lois has gotten. Hulk runs into the living room angry that he hasn't been able to hurt Clark and sees Jonathan.
Hulk: Must smash stubborn dork.
Jonathan grabs Martha and uses her for protection. Hulk moves Martha out the way and punches Jonathan and knocks him out.
Lois: Go Hulk!
Clark: Wait, you're not Lois.
Hulk: Hulk smash!
Clark: Clark run.
Clark runs away in super speed.
Lois: Wow that was fast, must be adrenaline.
Lois runs toward Hulk.
Lois: Hey you muscle bounded freak, take me to Luthor manor.
Hulk picks up Lois and takes her to the mansion.
The End