Yay, another crazy challenge from another crazy author.

Okay, lets get to it, I want a story where Bella moves in with her dad because her mom is dead. He moms death can be accidental, murder, or even a crazed murder who stalks. Your choice.

Bella has to be: independent at times, not a cry baby, strong, and evil if you chose. She can have mood swings; she's a teenager. Just make her semi-realistic.

Oh, sometime after Bella moves she has to become obsessed with the mystery of one or all of the Cullens, but not nessasarily obsessed with them. She also has to have a huge fight with her dad, blow up in someones face, and have a very comical melt down about anything. (it can even be about running out of chocolate! And that is tragic people.)

After that, just be creative. Here some things that you need to know that I don't, no, do, care about.

GUIDLINES:

1) The story can be reated from K to M.

2) Can be lemon

3) Any genre- suprise me.

RULES:

1) Has to be over 1,000 words but not over 100,000.

2) Has to have one of these lines in it:

"Edward, why- how are you stuck in a tree."

"Do I look fat in this dress, Edward."

"Look, I can fly! Super person to the rescue!"

"When pigs can fly, I'll give you some answers. Basically, when you grow wings."

"Yo mama so fat that she fills up the tub, then she starts the water."

"Nice burn" ... "I know, I thought it, then said it!"

"... if you'll put down that mirror and look at me, I'll actually say it to your face, princess."

3) No more than 5 OCs that are main characters, meaning you can have 1,000 OC background characters, like clerks for stores or whatever.

STORIES MUST BE DONE BY December 25, we will start the judging on the 27th of December. Please try to make stories more than 2 chapters.

If you would like to do this contest, review and tell me. If you would like to be a judge, and you are sure that you will actually be on enough to judge with me, then I will accept 3 judges. Whoever reviews faster, becomes judges faster. By the way, if I pick you as a judge and you never review or PM me when it's time to judge the stories, I will replace you.