Kakashi: Iruka, I don't love you

I do not own any of these characters! Review this super gay super unfunny story/conversation.

Kakashi: Iruka, I don't love you.

Iruka: Are you breaking up with me? (Cries)

Kakashi: No, I am not breaking up with you.

Iruka: (smiles)

Kakashi: I am sorry.

Iruka: What do you mean?

Kakashi: I am not gay.

Iruka: Huh?...What! Your not gay!

Kakashi: I am…sorry…to tell…you this…

Iruka: Wait! Are you trying to tell me your straight? Your not gay at all….

Kakashi: Let me finish!

Iruka: No need to. (Cries) I shall break up with you first! You…You…heart breaker!

Kakashi: What! How dare you! Ugh! (Cries) I just wanted to tell you I am bi! Like OMG Iruka!

Iruka: What!

Kakashi: You said it. We are officially over. (Cries and runs to Gai)

Iruka: What! I was confused! Come back baby! (Cries and walks away)