Note: Hi there, this is my first ever fanfiction, so bear with me here. Also, I may add additional chapters later if I feel like it, or it may just remain like this. Oh, and I don't own Phineas and Ferb. Duh. But, you know, disclaimers are good, so... anyways...
Dear Diary,
You'll never guess what happened today!!!!
So, I was going about my business as usual- you know, keeping an eye on my pesky brothers and filling Stacey in on the total drama that's going on between Katie and Suzy- when guess who I see walking down the road? That's right- Jeremy!!! Walking right by my house!!!!
I told Stacey I'd call her back, and ran to the front door. I was about to open it, but then I remembered something. Stacey said that I should never look in too much of a hurry- then Jeremy would think that I'm trying too hard to impress him. And I wouldn't want that to happen…
Anyways, so I paused by the door and took a moment to fix my hair. And then I, like, opened it, and just walked out onto the street. I tried walking like the models that I saw when I was watching Gaston LeMode's runway show…I think Jeremy noticed!
So, I walked up to him, and then I pretended that I just noticed him, because I didn't want him to think that I'd walked out the door just because he was there. "Oh, heeeeellooo there Jeremy," I said, in my best girly glamour goddess voice. "I did not see you there- what a surprise!"
"Oh, hey Candace," Jeremy said. And then he looked right at me!
That must mean he likes me!!!!!!!!!
"So… what are you doing over here? Were you by any chance looking for a particular somebody?" I blinked my eyes really fast, like those girls in the movies do. It made it a little hard to see, but I think I looked good.
"Yeah, I am, actually."
"Ohh-hh," I said, batting my eyes again. "And…"
"Are your brothers around?"
My eyes stopped mid-blink. "My brothers?" I repeated, surprised.
"Yeah." He held up a camera. "I borrowed this from them because mine broke. I have to return it."
"Oh…." I couldn't believe it! I walked like a model, talked like a glamour goddess, and blinked like a movie star, and he wanted see to my stupid brothers?! "They're out back," I growled. I didn't sound very glamorous or girly anymore.
"Thanks." Jeremy went into the backyard. I was left standing there.
Was I really that stupid and boring that he'd rather talk to my brothers than to me?!
I pulled out my phone and immediately called Stacey.
"Stacey!" I moaned. "You'll never guess what just happened!" I told her all the ugly details.
Then, to my surprise, she said that this was a good thing. "Listen, Candy- do you really think his camera broke?"
"Well, probably… that's what he said…."
"Yeah, that's what he said," Stacey continued. "But listen- if his camera really broke, why would he ask your brothers, of all people, if he could borrow theirs?"
"I don't know, maybe they had theirs out and he saw it-"
"No, listen- he borrowed theirs so that he'd have an excuse to come to your house!"
"Really?" Suddenly, I was a lot happier. "You mean… he really just did that so that he could see… me?"
"Yeah, that's what I've been trying to tell you all along," said Stacey matter-of-factly.
I gasped. "That's the nicest thing he's ever done for me!" I was so touched. How many guys, Diary, are great enough that they'll put up with your twerp brothers and specifically borrow their camera just to see you?
Isn't Jeremy great?....