-Me- Hello my fellow fanfiction people as you all know this is my twenty-fifth story. I strongly suggest that you read the other twenty-fourth in order before you read this one otherwise you will not get it. Here is the order. Cool Zim, The Stacker that came from the Stars, Zim and Gaz together at last, Zim's First Love, Zim's Future, Army Zim, Zim's Worst Nightmare, Zim and Fruit what a pair, Dib's new Alley, Amethyst's weird cruse of Doom, The Return of the Stalker that came from the Starts, Pool of Horrors, Talent show of Doom, Grand prize of RJ Doom, Halloween Terrors Combined, Annoying new job of Doom and New challenges, Maybe a New Alley for Dib, Kierra's grand entrance, Jump in the line home alone dance party, A day with Amethyst, Thanksgiving Interview, When Dance Dance Revolution and Waffles Meet, Zim's one little Slip, and It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1. Man that sounds so familiar doesn't it but this time I am going to continue differently. First of all I am going to put the disclaimers at the bottom and second of all throw out this story my obvious characters are going to just burst into song at random so every time you see bold writing that means that the characters are singing let me give you guys an example. This is my favorite time of year. Jingle Jingle Jingle Jingle!!! I love counting the days till Christmas is here. "Snow is falling down" Children smile the music plays "All around the town" I can't wait to sing out with all my heart!!!! Merry Christmas Merry Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas Marry Merry Christmas to you. It's time to gather the family. Jingle Jingle It's to give them a hug how happy I'll "Christmas carols play" Rapping gift is so much fun "Santa's on his way" I can't wait to sing out with everyone!!! Merry Christmas Merry Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas Marry Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas Merry Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas Marry Merry Christmas to you. A very Merry Christmas to you!!!See what I mean now on with my twenty-fifth episode of Invader Zim. HEY JUST LIKE CHRISTMAN COOL!!!!
Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever
Setting 1 the training room
Kierra and Amethyst are in the training room. By the way fanfiction people the training room is that room where Zim was trying to train Gir in the Gir goes crazy and stuff episode. Any way Amethyst and Kierra are out of their disguises and the virtual setting is set for barren waste land in other words it looks like they are on Mars without all the weird stretchers.
-Amethyst- O.k. Kierra lets get this barren waste land training over with. So give me your best shot and don't go easy on me.
-Kierra- Don't worry Master I wont. (Kierra fires her laser beam eyes at Amethyst but she avoids them by using her super speed)
-Amethyst- (she yawns) Nice try Kierra and I told you not to go easy on me.
-Kierra- I didn't Master haven't you ever herd of a distraction?
-Amethyst- Of course I've herd of a distraction Kierra, don't change the subject.
-Kierra- But Master I wasn't I was just saying... Oh forget it just take this. (Kierra fires a missal at Amethyst it comes out of her head, but Amethyst avoids it by using her super speed but to Amethyst's surprise the missal keeps fallowing her.)
-Amethyst- Hmm firing a heat seeking missal at me, cleaver Kierra but not clever enough. (Amethyst stops in her tracks and lets the missal phase right throw her) Ha-ha you see Kierra. (the missal goes after Kierra) Kierra look out. (the missal hits Kierra) Kierra are you alright? (as soon as Amethyst says that the pieces that used to be Kierra come back together and she stands up strain and says)
-Kierra- I'm fine Master, you forgot about my ability to reassemble myself.
-Amethyst- I didn't forget Kierra I was just worried about you.
-Kierra- Well I appreciate your concern Master but in a real battle you really shouldn't worry about your opponent.
-Amethyst- Hmm good point Kierra. O.k. try shooting something you can't see. (she turns invisible)
-Kierra- Turning invisible won't help you Master I can just use my heat vision eye settings to find you.
-Amethyst- Oh yeah I forgot about that. Well try hitting me when I run way too fast for even you to get a good lock on me. (Amethyst begins to run super fast and she is still invisible) Ha what are you going to do now Kierra?
-Kierra- Oh I've got something up my sleeve Master. (As soon as Kierra says that two box things that are attached to these two robot extinctions come out of her head they look like the things Gir had come out of his head in Bloaty's pizza hog when he was attacking Gaz supposedly although there are not missals in them instead when Kierra fires the weapon out of the boxes comes these black balls and one of them hits Amethyst's feet and she's stuck.)
-Amethyst- Kierra out of all the weapons in your arsenal did you have to choose the Sticky Black Goop of Doom? I mean come on these are my new shoes and now they're covered in icky goo.
-Kierra- I'm sorry Master do you surrender?
-Amethyst- Never I'll just use my phasing abilities to escape.
-Kierra- O.k. Master but you'd better hurry up.
-Amethyst- Don't rush me Kierra I know what I'm doing. (she begins to try and get free using her phasing abilities but something is wrong and Kierra is getting ready to fire her laser eyes at Amethyst. In a panic Amethyst screams) WAIT KIERRA STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOINGING EVERYTHING STOP!!!!
-Kierra- (she salutes) Yes Master.
-Zim's Computer- (the holographic image begins to go away) Simulation Terminated!!! Simulation Terminated!!!
-Zim- (the room goes back to normal and we see that Zim had been observing the training throw a window in another room. He runs into the room) AMETHYST WHY DID YOU STOP YOU WHERE DOING SO WELL EXPLAIN TO ZIM!!!
-Amethyst- Two reasons Dad first of all my feet are covered in icky goo, which reminds me Kierra get this stuff off of my feet at once.
-Kierra- (She salutes) Yes Master. (she fires her lasers at Amethyst's feet and instantly the goop disappears and Amethyst feet are left unharmed)
-Amethyst- (She moves her feet) Thank you Kierra that's much better now I can walk around normally (she turns to Zim) And second of all Dad I CAN'T USE MY POWERS!!!
-Zim- What, what do you mean you can't use your powers?
-Amethyst- I mean I can't run super fast, I can't phase throw things, when I imagine myself invisible nothing happens, and when I blink I can't see throw you at all. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME DAD?!?!?!?!
-Zim- Calm down Amethyst do you need to take a chill pill?
-Amethyst- Those stupid pills won't help me now Dad this is serious. If I can't us my powers how can I expect to become the Wisest when I turn 20 in our years. I mean what kind of Wisest doesn't have any powers. I'd be a disgrace to the Utopian Empire.
-Zim- Calm down Amethyst I'm sure that what ever it is you're going throw is completely normal but just to be sure we'd better call the Wisest to verify the problem.
-Amethyst- You're right Dad I'm probably fine, or maybe I'm not.
-Zim- AMETHYST!!!
-Amethyst- I'm cool I'm cool not really.
Setting 2 Conventia
We reopen our seen in the same building from The Nightmare Beings although this time it is the Utopian's turn to have a Great Assigning. A lot of Utopian soldiers are in the building they all have on a standard Utopian invader out fit it looks just like the Irken's ones although the sleeves are purple and the shirts or dresses part is blue because for now their leader has purple clips but they always keep the main part blue because their true leaders have blue eyes once Amethyst takes the throw they will change their sleeves to red to match her clips because her red boe will trun into her clips when she turn 10 in their years. The Wisest is up on the stage and there are 12 Utopian invaders standing behind her. Like the 12 days of Christmas.
-Wisest- Welcome brave Utopian soldiers. Welcome to Conventia the convention hall planet. I would like to thank you all for coming to our version of the Great Assigning.
-The Utopian Soldiers- YEAH WOOHOO ALMIGHTY WISEST ROCKS!!!
-Wisest- O.k. quiet everybody quiet. As you all know now that Doom and the rest of the Matrixsys are finally gone and our home planet has been moved back to it's original orbit with a little help from the Planet Jackers and everything is going back to normal for us Utopians it is now time for us to help the Irkens out with their latest attempt at universal conquest Operation Impending Doom 2. We were unable to help them out with Operation Impending Doom 1 because of the whole Doom thing but this time we shall not fail them and with our combined strength soon Irkens and Utopians shall rule the universe side by side as we where meant to do in the first place.
-The Utopian Soldiers- YEAH WOOHOO ALMIGHTY WISEST ROCKS!!!
-Random Utopian- Yeah do the wave WOOO!!! (he begins to star a wave and everyone stairs at him) What no wave aww...
-Wisest- Yes well you're all probably wondering why we don't just have an Operation Impending Doom 3. Well that is simply because there are still some Irken invader out there who have yet to conquer their planets and I'm not just talking about Zim even though he's not technically a real invader but that's beside the point. The point is that there are still some Irken invaders out there that have yet to conquer their planets and there are still some useful planets out there that have yet to even be assigned an invader and that's where the 12 lucky Utopian invader that are standing behind me come in. Now as for the rest of you soldiers I want it clear that it was very hard to choose between all of you because you are all very capable and smart invaders but I think that these lucky 12 are perfect for the job and as for the rest of you better luck next time. But, you still get to help out when we erase the remaining life on those lesser planets.
-The Utopian Soldiers- YEAH WOOHOO ALMIGHTY WISEST ROCKS!!!
-Wisest- O.k. quiet every one...
-The Utopian Soldiers- YEAH WOOHOO ALMIGHTY WISEST ROCKS!!!
-Wisest- I SAID QUIET!!!
-That same random Utopian- WOO!!!
-Wisest- (She glares at him and he stops) Yes well when I call your name come up here and get your planet specks. First up we have Invader Chaos of the asylum.
-Chaos of the asylum- (a Utopian walks up to the Wisest and she looks a lot like Invader Larb but she is a Utopian which mean she has the Utopian symbol on her forehead and she has purple eyes and she has blue clips and two eye lashes on each of her eyes and her antenna curler inward)
-Wisest- A you seamed to of grown since last you stood before me soldier. Any way you've been assigned to the planet Vosgaria home of the abnormally large and growtess slug people" (a drawing of Invader Chaos of the asylum cowering in fear at the sight of the slug people appears)
-Chaos of the asylum- No my Wisest please don't assign me to that planet those slug people scare me.
-Wisest- Soldier show some back bone and you didn't let me finish. I was going to assign you to Vosgaria but because of your increased height I have decided to give you the planet Sanika home of the universe's most comfortable bed. (an image of Invader Chaos of the asylum sleeping on a very comfortable bed replaces the scary picture)
-Chaos of the asylum- Yes thank you my Wisest. Thank you so much you really are very nice.
-Wisest- Yes I'm sure I am now take your specks and go before I change my mind.
-Chaos of the asylum- (she salutes) Yes my Wisest. (The Wisest give her her speaks and she runs off the stage)
-Wisest- Next Invader SingSong2020
-SingSong2020- (an Utopian walks up to the Wisest but she does not look like invader spleen no she has a normal head and all the Utopian fetchers her antenna curl inward and she has purple eyes with two eyelashes on each eye and she has black clips she is wearing a necklace that's charm is 2020)
-Wisest- Uw nice necklaces.
-SingSong2020- Thank you my Wisest 2020 is my lucky number.
-Wisest- Yes well on with your assigning you've been assigned to the planet Aquarius home of all the water fish aliens. (a picture of a water kingdom planet appears)
-SingSong2020- Oh but my Wisest I really wanted to get assigned to Ghost 409 home of all the ghost see throw aliens. I mean I just think it would be so cool to get the chance to study those aliens and then destroy them all.
-Wisest- I know you wanted that planet soldier but considering your powers of immunity towards fresh water and your ability to breath under water I felt that sending you to Aquarius was the best idea. I mean that planet has to be conquered one of these days.
-Invader SingSong2020- Alright my Wisest but I still think I would of done a better job on Ghost 409.
-Wisest- I know you do soldier but this is important we all must go were we're most useful now take your planet specks and go. (she holds out the specks when I say planet specks I mean those things that the tallest were handing out during the Irken's Great Assigning)
-SingSong2020- Alright my Wisest. (she take the speaks and gets off the stage)
-Wisest- Next we have... (now we zoom out to find that what we were seeing is actually what Julie was watching. You see she was watching the Great Assigning on one of the TVs in the Utopian's version of The Massive they call The Destroyer it looks exactly like The Massive although it is blue and the symbol on the front is an Utopian symbol in other words the antenna are curled because most of the Utopian leaders have been girls just like most of the Irken leaders have been boys and there are purple clips on the symbol for now when Amethyst takes the throne they will have to change the clips any way Julie was just minding her own business sitting in a chair watching the Great Assigning and drinking some Utopian poop cola when all of a sudden she herd the two newest recruits Invader Kathy Starsky and JoeMerl fighting as usual. So she had to mute the TV because she just knew she would have to deal with them very soon)
-JoeMerl- (he was as tall as a normal Irken Massive crew member and he wore an outfit that looked like the outfits that the Irken Massive crew members wear except the main part of the outfit is blue and the sleeves are purple for now. He is not yet 10 so he still has a red bandana on his head he is probably 9 in their years and he has purple eyes and an Utopian symbol on his forehead) I wanna tell her.
-Invader Kathy Starsky-(she is a little taller then JoeMerl and she wears the same out fit she is 9 too and her bow is purple and so are her eyes and her antenni curl inward and she has the Utopian symbol on her forehead and she has two eye lashes on both her eyes) No I'm gonna to tell her you got to tell her last time.
-JoeMerl- Oh tell this... (he jumps on top of her and they roll into the room where Julie is and they continue to fight till Julie yells)
-Julie- (she stands up) JOEMERL, INVADER KATHY STARSKY WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?! Why are you two fighting as usual? Can't you see I'm trying to watch The Great Assigning. I'm still a little mad that I didn't get assigned a planet, but ever since I took the job of being the current Wisest's assistant and the other job of keeping an eye on the future Wisest Amethyst until she takes the throne that is. I can't exactly go off and infiltrate a planet. Man sometimes I wish I had just said "no" when the Control Brains offered me these jobs all those many years ago. Oh well at least I still get to lead the armada and the ground assault when ever we do battle. But still I would of loved to have the chance to infiltrate a planet. (she groans) Sometimes my job really stinks and you two make it no better.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- We realize that this is a very important time for our race Sergeant Julie but we just got a call from Zim and Amethyst and...
-JoeMerl- Amethyst desperately needs the Wisest's help.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- Hey I was going say that.
-JoeMerl- You weren't quick enough.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- Oh I'm going to get you...
-Julie- Soldiers quit it you're acting like smeetling.
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- Sorry Sergeant Julie we won't do it again.
-Julie- Well see that you don't any way what's wrong with Amethyst this time it's not another problem with that weird Irken girl who had a crush on her father is it?
-Invader Kathy Starsky- No Sergeant Julie we believe that Silvia is gone for good.
-JoeMerl- Well you believe she's gone.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- She is gone no one could of survived that explosion.
-JoeMerl- That's what Zim thought the first time and she still came back.
-Julie- JoeMerl you make it sound like it would be a good thing if Silvia returned which it wouldn't or do I need to remind you that Amethyst almost die the last time she had to deal with that weirdo but luckily for our race she was not exposed to the goopa for very long but she still had a terrible allergic reaction to the goopa and got very sick and lets just say that it's not an experience that me or the Wisest wants to relive.
-JoeMerl- I don't want to relive it either Sergeant Julie I was just saying that...
-Julie- JoeMerl I don't want to here what you were just saying I just want to know what is wrong with Amethyst?
-Invader Kathy Starsky- Oh I want to tell her.
-JoeMerl- No I wanna to tell her she asked me.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- So I'm taller.
-JoeMerl- Only by a few inches besides I'm... (Julie could not take them any more so she put her hands over their mouths)
-Julie- Ah that's much better now soldiers first of all I'm taller then both of you. (by the way fanfiction people I finally put down how tall Julie is in Zim's first love she taller then a standard Irken Massive crew member but still shorter then the Wisest) so listen to me. Do you two know why I took this job?
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- (they shake their heads)
-Julie- Well it certainly wasn't so I could here constant bickering that's for sure. No it was because I have the skills for it just like you two have the skills for your jobs but you don't use them because your too busy fighting all the time. Now I'm going to remove my hands from your months when I do I want you to calmly tell me what's wrong with Amethyst. O.k.
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- (they node their heads)
-Julie- Good (she removes her hands from their mouths) Now what's wrong with Amethyst this time?
-Invader Kathy Starsky- Well actually Sergeant Julie Amethyst would not tell us what the problem was but...
-JoeMerl- She's frantic Sergeant Julie.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- Hey I was going to say that.
-JoeMerl- You weren't quick enough again.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- I'll show you who's quick enough (she gets ready to attack JoeMerl when Julie yells)
-Julie- SOLDIERS DO I HAVE TO SEND YOU BOTH BACK TO THE ACADAMY?!?!?!
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- No Sergeant Julie we won't do it again.
-Julie- Good now let me get this straight you two are arguing about who gets to tell me something you don't know?
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- A Yes.
-Julie- Oh for the love of Utopia you guys are worse then Gir. Oh well it looks like the Wisest is almost done with the Great Assigning I'm sure she won't mind if we interrupt her. So land The Destroyer and let's get this over with.
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- Yes Sergeant Julie.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- (she and JoeMerl begin to follow Julie out of the room) Oh I wanna to push the main control button since you got to push it last time JoeMerl.
-JoeMerl- You can't prove that.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- Yes I can...
-Julie- SOLDIERS WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?!?!
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- Sorry Sergeant Julie.
-JoeMerl- She started it.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- No I didn't you did.
-Julie- I don't care who started it I'll finish it.(she pushes them both out the door) Oy this is so not worth the 10,000 munnies I get every month.
Setting 3 back on Conventia
-Wisest- Last but not least Invader 91cookieluvahh59
-CookieLuvahhXD- (she walks up on stage and she is smaller then Skoodge but she does not look like him at all she is just shorter then him. She has pink eyes and pink clips and the Utopian symbol on her forehead. Her antenni curl inward and she has two eye lashes on both of her eyes)
-Wisest- Oh now that's just sad. Could you get any shorter I mean come on you're shorter then Skoodge and as punishment for your shortness you will be assigned to Vosgaria home of the abnormally large and growtess slug people. (the picture appears and this time it is 91cookieluvahh59 that is being attacked by the slugs)
-CookieLuvahhXD- No my Wisest please don't send me there I promos I'll get taller.
-Wisest- Sorry soldier but that's your planet now take your specks and go.
-CookieLuvahhXD- O.k. (she take the speaks and walks off)
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- (they run throw the crowd) Excuse us parten us Sergeant Julie coming throw. Excuse us you really need to get out of our way.
-Julie- JoeMerl, Invader Kathy Starsky this is really not necessary I never even told you two you could come off The Destroyer with me. (she runs after them)
-Wisest- Thus concludes The Great Assigning help yourselves to some donuts and I'll see you at the equipment station and don't forget to gorge yourselves you moochers.
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky-Excuse us parten us. Move you're in our way.
-Julie- JoeMerl, Invader Kathy Starsky stop Oy I can't take this any more. (she jumped on top of them) You two are going to get us in a lot of trouble now come with me before...
-Wisest- Julie, JoeMerl, Invader Kathy Starsky what is the meaning of this intrusion. Guards seize them and bring them to me I will not tolerate such rude behavior.(two Guards Utopian fly out of no where and grab Julie, Invader Kathy Starsky, and JoeMerl and drop them before the Wisest then they land behind the three of them the guards are dressed like the guard Irkens from Battle of the planets although they are Utopians and their out fits are blue and a little purple. She points at them) I am very disappointed in you three especially you Julie can't you keep those new recruits in line?
-Julie- (she stands) First of all my Wisest I am very sorry but it was not my idea to allow those two to come off of The Destroyer with me. I was just trying to stop them…
-Wisest- (she holds out her hand) A none of your excuses Julie this a serious matter. Do I need to remind you that we are trying to make up for what happened during the Irken's Great Assigning because we all know who interrupted that Great Assigning. So thank you very much for ruining our one chance to make up for that horrible mistake.
-Julie- A actually my Wisest it is funny that you should mention Zim because he is the problem.
-Wisest- Why am I not surprised? Why is he calling me I'm not his leader the Tallest are his leaders he's not supposed to be my problem.
-Julie- A actually my Wisest Zim is not the one that needs your help Amethyst is according to JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky she desperately needs your help she's frantic.
-The Utopian Soldiers- (they start freaking out and their powers go out of control like crazy) Oh no our future queen is in trouble this can't be happening we already lost one future queen we can't loose another one.
-Wisest- Calm down every one (they calm down a little) Every thing is fine Julie does not know what she's talking about.
-Julie- But my Wisest…(the Wisest covers her moth)
-Wisest- Yes everything is O.k. Julie is just over reacting I think spending too much time with the two twin terrors over there has fried her brain.
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- Hey we're not related…(the guards cover their moths)
-Wisest- Yes everything is just peachy king so invaders report to the equipment hall and I'll see you in there later on and as for you soldiers enjoy free donut (donuts fall from the ceiling)
-The Utopian Soldiers- (they attack the donuts) Yeah Donuts.
-Utopian Guard 1- Come on man lets go get some donuts.
-Utopian Guard 2- I with you bro (they run to get some donuts.)
-JoeMerl- Come on Invader Kathy Starsky lets get some donuts.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- For once I agree with you JoeMerl lets go. (they run to get some donuts and curtains come down and the Wisest basically pulls them shut quickly)
-Wisest- Shoo that was too close. (she turns to Julie) Julie how many time do I have to tell you not to report bad news in front of the soldiers. I mean you know how over emotional our race can get the last thing we need is another pandemic on our hands.
-Julie- Forgive me my Wisest I just thought that this was something you needed to know.
-Wisest- Well I'm glad you told me just don't tell me in front of the soldiers next time.
-Julie- O.k. my Wisest I'll try to remember next time.
-Wisest- Well see that you do any way what's wrong with Amethyst this time.
-Julie- Well actually my Wisest Amethyst did not tell JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky what the problem is but according to them she really does need your help.
-Wisest- Oh every earth day it's the same thing. It's always disaster this or crises that my job just isn't easy any more is it.
-Julie- Ah my Wisest Amethyst doesn't call us that often.
-Wisest- That's beside the point Julie the point is that I wish that the control brains had never made that stupid law concerning Mixes and their parent. I mean Amethyst is our future queen and yet she's being raised by one of the most incompetent Irkens I have ever met it's just ridicules.
-Julie- A my Wisest Zim doesn't do that bad of a job raising Amethyst.
-Wisest- Well I guess you're right for once Julie, Zim does have his moments but I still say Amethyst would be a lot better off under my supervision. Oh well I can't do a thing about it. So Julie gather up JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky and lets get this over with.
-Julie- (she salutes) Yes my Wisest. (she heads for the curtains and is about to go when she turns and faces the Wisest) Oh and by the way my Wisest about JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky...
-Wisest- Julie we don't have time for this just go get them.
-Julie- Fine but I'm not dropping this. (She leaves to go get them)
Setting 4 back on The Destroyer
The Wisest, Julie, JoeMerl, and Invader Kathy Starsky walk into this room one The Destroyer it looks a lot like that room in the Massive we saw in the episode of Invader Zim called Germs. The Wisest sits on the couch.
-Wisest- O.k. JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky patch those two throw so we can get this over with.
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- (they salute) Yes our Wisest.
-JoeMerl- I wanna press the button.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- No I'm going to push it...
-Wisest- Soldiers we don't have time for this you can both push the button just patch them throw already.
-JoeMerl and Invader Kathy Starsky- (they salute) Yes our Wisest. (they both push this big button and then Zim and Amethyst appear on the screen)
-Wisest- Yes what is it now you two?
-Zim- (He and Amethyst salute) Ma'am we apologies for interrupting but...
-Wisest- That's great Zim but I think I might want to here this story from Amethyst point of view since she's the one that desperately needs my help.
-Zim- Hey no one interrupts the...
-Amethyst- It's ok dad I've got this.
-Zim- Fine.
-Amethyst- O.k. my Wisest first of all we apologies for interrupting but earlier tonight while me and Kierra were practicing with my powers. Which I was doing great by the way thank you so much for sending over Kierra she has been a big help.
-Wisest- You're welcome Amethyst but you're getting off subject again.
-Amethyst- Woops sorry my Wisest I seem to do that a lot especially when I'm stressed any way towards the end of the training I could not use my powers and I still can't use my powers. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME MY WISEST?
-Wisest- Calm down Amethyst do you need to take a chill pill?
-Zim- That's what I told her.
-Amethyst- Why does everyone think I need to take those stupid pills?
-Wisest- Amethyst just do as you're told so we can get this over with.
-Amethyst- Fine Kierra get me the pills from my room.
-Kierra- (she was in the room with Amethyst and Zim and she salutes) Yes Master. (Kierra runs off and returns with this pill dispenser that looks like one of those miny m&m things but it has a Utopian symbol on it. You see since Utopian and Mixes' powers are centered around their emotions when ever they over stress they always take these pills they look like life savers you can either bit them or you can suck on them but they will calm you down but sucking on them will help you calm down longer. Amethyst's are cherry flavored because that is my favorite flavor and they have to be specially made for each Utopian or Mix.) Here you go Master. (she gives Amethyst the pill battle)
-Amethyst- Thanks Kierra. (she takes one out and begins to suck on it and turns back to the Wisest) O.k. I feel a little better now.
-Wisest- See what happens when you listen to your elders Amethyst?
-Amethyst- Yes my Wisest.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- Don't feel bad your highness me and JoeMerl here have to take those pills almost everyday that is until some one lost mine and his.
-JoeMerl- I did not loose ours you did.
-Invader Kathy Starsky- No I didn't...
-Wisest- Oh man I can't take this any more. Julie take those two out of here I have to talk to Zim and Amethyst alone.
-Julie- With pleaser my Wisest. Come on you two. (she starts pushing them out of the room) How you two managed to make top ranking scores on your piloting test I'll never know. (she gets them out of the room)
-Amethyst- What is up with those two?
-Wisest- Oh they're just knew recruits. They really are very smart they just won't quit fighting with eachother. I told the control brains they weren't ready (she groans) Any way Amethyst about your inability to use your powers it is completely normal it just means that you're crossing the threshold.
-Amethyst- Oh what a relief I thought it was something really serious... Wait what does that even mean?
-Wisest- (she groans) Allow me to explain every Utopian or Mix goes throw a point in their lives when they gain two new powers in the morning. It happens at random and how often it happens depends on your future power level. And considering how high your's was it will probably happen to you a lot. By the way we're still trying to fix the machine.
-Amethyst- (she laughs acwardly) Ha-ha yeah sorry about that my Wisest I didn't mean to break it.
-Wisest- It's ok Amethyst it's not your fault.
-Amethyst- O.k. so let me try and get this strait you mean to tell me that I'm going to get two new powers tomorrow. Cool but why aren't my old ones working?
-Wisest- Because they need time to recharge and make room for the new ones. Now listen to me Amethyst and this is very important I need you to go to bed right away and make sure you get a full 8 hour sleep our else something terrible will happen.
-Amethyst- Like what?
-Wisest- Well for one thing you won't be able to control your powers when you get over emotional.
-Amethyst- You mean I won't be able to control my powers if I act the same way I act every day I'm on this filthy planet?
-Wisest- Exactly and if that happens you'll have to take those pills to sustain your powers.
-Amethyst- But you said they were in short surprise.
-Wisest- I did say that and they are but if worse comes to worse there's always plane B, but I'm hoping that a certain little some one will uphold his duties as your father and not let anything bad happen. Zim can I count on you?
-Zim- Very well your Wisestness Amethyst will not be woken up early tomorrow (They salute) Well Invader Zim and Amethyst signing off. (Zim cuts the transmission)
-Wisest- (she groans) I don't know what worse those two or the two twin terrors they really know how to get underneath my skin. (then Julie comes back into the room) A Julie good I could use some good news right now did you take care of the two twin terrors?
-Julie- (she salutes) Yes my Wisest I gave them each an individual job on opposite sides of the ship.
-Wisest- Good thinking Julie, I'll have to remember to talk to the control brains about those two later on.
-Julie- Oh thank you my Wisest because I don't think I can take another earth day with those two together. Any way my Wisest I could not help but over hear some of your conversation with Zim and Amethyst and do you really think it was wise to trust Zim with something this important. I mean what if Amethyst really does get woken up early you know how over emotional she can be.
-Wisest- Don't worry Julie I think we can trust Zim on this one and even if we can't you know what is ready isn't it?
-Julie- Yeah it's ready my Wisest but you know how bad it is with teleporting.
-Wisest- That's why we have to hope that every thing will be alright. Now come on Julie we'd better head over to the equipment hall before the invaders get suspicious.
-Julie-(She salute) Yes my Wisest.
Setting 5 back in Zim's base
We go back to Zim's base and by the way Amethyst and Zim and Kierra are in that room where Zim was talking to the tallest in Abducted.
-Zim- O.k. Amethyst you herd the Wisest so off to bed with you.
-Amethyst- O.k. Dad. It's a good thing I've already eaten and that we started the training early tonight. So despite the fact that the filthy humans make us get up so early just so we can go to stupid Skool I should still be able to get the full 8 hours of sleep. Man I hate the fact that the filthy human make us go to stupid Skool so early it's just not fair.
-Zim- I know you hate that fact Amethyst I hate it too because I'm always working on my most ingenious plans whenever that filthy earth bus vehicle thing comes to pick us up. But we can worry about the human's stupidity later for now I want you in bed.
-Amethyst- O.k. Dad come on Kierra.
-Kierra- (she salutes) Yes Master. (they leave)
-Zim- (he grabs the same communicator from Abducted and calls for Gir) GIR GET IN HERE!!!
-Gir- (he comes throw that same machine he did in Abducted and he is not in his doggy suits he stands and salutes in duty mode.) Yes my Master.
-Zim- Pay attention Gir tonight is a very important night for Amethyst and I don't want you waking her up early like you do almost every morning. Do you understand me Gir?
-Gir- (he takes out this little round rubber Rudolph toy that was inside his head he holds it up to Zim) Look Master I've got a brand new rubber toy. I is gonna call him Roody. Look his nose blinks when you squeeze him and he squeaks too. (Gir squeezes the toy and sure enough it does that very thing) YEAH!!! (he puts it up close to Zim)
-Zim- GIR GET THAT FILTHY EARTH TOY AWAY FORM ME I DO NOT WISH TO LOOK APONE IT!!!
-Gir- Aw but he likes you.
-Zim- GIR I SAID GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
-Gir- Okey-Dokey. Fly away Roody be free. (Gir throw Roody to the side and he pointed to Roody) Look Master he flew. YEAH!!!
-Zim- Gir I don't have the time nor the patients to deal with your stupidity tonight. Just don't wake Amethyst up early tomorrow do you understand me Gir?
-Gir- (He salutes in duty mode) Yes sir.
-Zim- Good know I've got lots of work to do so go play with your new filthy earth toy or whatever it is you do at night just don't bother me or wake Amethyst up early tomorrow. DO YOU UNDETSTAND ME GIR?!?!?!
-Gir- (He salutes in duty mode) Yes sir. (he runs off to Roody and picks him up) Come on Roody lets go play (Gir runs off and we fallow him to the kitchen part of the base.) O.k. Roody for your first incision into the rubber toy clan you get to help me change the calendar. YEAH!!! (Gir and Roody change the calendar in other words Gir pulls off the old day on the calendar using Roody's foot and his own hand. The next calendar date reads "December 19" and then in little pink scribble letters it reads "Only 6 more days till Christmas Yeah!!!") Yeah I can't wait till tomorrow Roody. YEAH!!!
-Me- Duh Duh Duh!!! Oh no Gir is acting even weirder then usual and invaderzimfannumber1 is making you guys wait for the next chapter Mahahahahahahahahah!!! Ok that's enough of that now on to the disclaimers I do not own Invader Zim or that song from the beginning I do how ever own all the new characters and planets in this episode except for Vosgaria no that is from JoeMerl's episode of Invader Zim called Dib and the Pits. And by the way speaking of JoeMerl I hope you, Invader Kathy Starsky, SingSong2020, Chaos of the asylum, and 91cookieluvahh59 liked your characters that is my Christmas present to you guys. Any way until next chapter send me plenty of reviews and be on the look out for the next chapter "Horrible Christmas Cheer" until then I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!