It starts with...
Butt things. I don't know why. But it was probably because Cap saw the righteous cakes on Tony.
"Sometimes I feel like I am getting a bad vibe from your squidgy cheeksums, boyo," said Cap in a deliciously smooth tone.
Tony was such a GBPP. He stuck his tongue out at big boy Rog and slapped those cheekers that were so adored. "Stinkin' tushy, my guy!" Tony said like a vile beast of rancid behaviour.
Clint shuffled in like a dork and danced with his toes in the air. He was so marvelous like his brand.
Tony rolled his eyes like that gif. "Clint, stop being a total clod and do your stinkin' butt homework!"
Clint wiggled his tushtush and did his fancy dive into the next room. He shot his stupid cupid arrow at Banner's captain's quarters.
"Owie!" Banner cried in sharp pain. He then saw his bowl of oatmeal. "This is my girlfriend and I am totes in love with her!"
Natasha was so utterly offened by Brucey boy and kicked the oatmeal across the table. The bowl landed upon Mr. Thor Squidward (in case you didn't know, Squidward is Thor's true surname)
"I can't believe you killed my chicky babe, Natasha!" Roared Banner as he evolved into da Hunk. It was a form like the Hulk, but it haf better pecs and abs.
Cap and Tony walked into the room to see what all the commotion was about. Da Hunk pointed to his dead oatmeal that Thor was now licking off of his hammer.
Tony rolled his eyes like the gif again. He made a major glare at Cappy.
"Hail the Magic Conch, homie," said Cap. He then twirled his tongue like a real G.
Tony hated the "United Tongue of America". He saw Clint do a skillful ballet leap and punched him.
"What a stinkin' GBPP!" cried da Hunk.
Tony flexed his muscles like Sonic wouldn't rather and smirked at the camera. Cap scoffed at dat hotness.
All of a sudden...
LOKI!
"Hey, it's my good-for-nothing bro, Loki Fancyson," said Thor as he had aches in his tentacles.
"Sounds like some dying oatmeal, brother!" remarked Loki with smugness on the downlow, baby.
Thor wiped his face of the blessed oats and touched toes with his brother thing. "How's the unibrow?" he said mightily.
"It's big and valuable!" Loki made more creepy jerk faces and licked all the arrows in Clint's quiver. Clint then had brain control and punched Tony!
However, Tony's abs were psychic and punched Clint back. "We did it, guys! We saved the universe!"
Then Tony had a tush attack and died. Spider Man cried for his dead dad because now his second homecoming was cancelled.
Cap cried too and so did Loki because Tony was just that stinkin' attractive.
To be continued in Infinity War: Part 52