Disclaimer: No one, except Piper, is mine!
AN: Just something I thought of...enjoy my crazy imagination kids!
The Trouble With Sick Animagis...
Hogwarts, the famous school of Witchcraft and Wizardry had been out for two weeks now, and all the professors heaved a sigh when the Marauders and their three girlfriends walked out of the front gates for the last time. And while they celebrated and drank their 5th bottle of fire-whiskey, the lead Marauders were slumping against the armrests on either side of their couch in their apartment.
James and Sirius, the esteemed hotties and trouble-makers, were now pale, their usually brilliant eyes dim as their strong voices became moans as one grabbed his head painfully in his hands and the other tried to open his burning eyes.
"Sirius, sweetheart, that's only gonna make your head hurt worst, stop pulling on your hair!" a girl, tall and beautiful said carrying a tray with two cups of a steaming substance in it, said walking out of the kitchen.
"I can't help it!" he moaned.
"Shh, my ears hurt," moaned James, rubbing his eyes.
"You guys are the worst patients on earth," she mumbled putting the tray in front of them.
There was a knock at the door, the both moaned loudly, "honestly! It sounds like you guys have a hangover!" she growled.
"I'd give my right eye for a hangover!" James moaned, "right now, I'd give both my eyes for any cause! They hurt!"
Piper, their nurse also know as Sirius's girlfriend, ignored them as they whimpered unnecessarily and went to get the door. "Lily!" she cried joyfully at the sight of the redhead.
"Hey!" she quickly hugged Piper, "how are they?"
Lily let Piper lead her towards the sick men, "they're doing better then a few days ago, happy to say, but they won't admit it. But they're fine except when…"
Suddenly, both of the Marauders sneezed so loud Lily was sure the neighbors heard it, followed by two pops. Lily's eyes grew two notable sizes for where Sirius once sat was a large, ill looking dog that was four times larger then an average dog. And what was funnier was the large, silver stag with massive antlers sitting in the place of James.
"When they sneeze," Piper said, putting her hand over her mouth to choke the coming burst of laughter. But Lily couldn't hold it and doubled over.