Smurfs were smurfing in the smurftastic smurf village full of smurfingly good smurfs. Little did they know that the ultimate fuck slayer, the blood god Khorne himself was flying their way like a meteor of awesome manliness. Some of the smurfs started noticing the red light in the sky coming closer and started wetting their pants but it was to late, the blood meteor impacted their fagtastic village killing most of them. Those who survived were horribly disfigured, Khorne was smiling at the scene of carnage but then he noticed surviving smurfs crawling like maggots they are, so he started shooting lasers from his eyes and melted their ugly gay heads while their hats burned like candles. After that Khorne noticed a rather gay looking man who was standing there. The man started congratulating him on his massacre and said that he also hated smurfs and that his name was Gargamel (gay name), Khorne was annoyed by this mans babbling so he beheaded him and started violating his corpse.
HAPPY END!