A/N: Well this is just a random story I made a while back with a friend. so yeah some of you may be disturbed by the randomness of it all. But please I would like your reviews! and to my fans of "Dark Skies"!!! The next chapter will be out soon! Until then enjoy laughing at this random!!!
Rakeru & Kei: *sitting down peacefully and drinking some tea*
*wall crumbles and Rakeru and Kei do horror moive scream*
*Kenshi & Naruto fighting*
Rakeru: What the *bleeep* you doing!!!! WE JUST GOT THAT WALL UP TODAY!!!
Kei: YEAH! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CELEBRATING WITH THIS CERMONIAL TEA SHIT?!!!
Kenshin: *still fighting* This one sees that...But this one has no choice but to fight...HE TOOK MY LAST FUCKING PIECE OF CHEESE CAKE!! I'VE BEEN WAITIN ALL WEEK FOR THAT SHIT!!!!
Kei: oooo...Kenshin go getto on yo ass...
Naruto: I couldn't help it!!! It was begging for me to eat it!!!
*~`Flashback`~*
Naruto: *walking and humming*
Cheesecake: Hey....Hey you...
Naruto: ...Me?... *looks at cheesecake strangely*
Cheesecake: Yes....Eat me...
Naruto: Say what???.....
Cheesecake: Eat me fool! Did I studder?! Do I look like a tape recorder to you?
Naruto: Uhh...No...
Cheesecake: THAT'S RIGHT! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING CHEESECAKE! NOW EAT ME BITCH!
Naruto: Y-yes sir! *picks up cheesecake*
Cheesecake: And while you eat me, enjoy this sexy tall glass of milk.
Milk: Hi surga.
Naruto: *stoves cake in his mouth*
*~`End flashback`~*
Rakeru: ....WHAT THE FUGDE?!!! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE A PIECE OF CHEESECAKE CALLED YOU A BITCH?! NOW I CAN SEE HIM CALLING YOU AN ASSHOLE, BUT A BITCH?! BE FOR REAL!!
Kei: ...Uh...A cheesecake can talk?...
Kenshin: YOU FUCKING LAIR!!! CHEESECAKE WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME!!
Kei: ...Aren't the cusing suppose to be beeped out?...
Rakeru: Nah...The writer got lazy on us...
Naruto: *in the corner crying* But...It wanted me to eat it...The cheese...And the cake...The sexy milk...Hi surga....
*mugen walks in*
*everyone's quiet*
Rakeru: .........Mugen...What brings yo...Fine sexy ass got tah get some of tha--
Kei: Get to the fucking point!
Rakeru: *ahem* What brings you to our humble home? *smiles sweetly*
Kei: That smile is so fake...Mugen she wants yo ass...Bad... But...I wouldn't mine getting that divine piece of scrumous fine sexy hella of--
Keshin: *ahem* Why are you here???
Mugen: *yawns and scratches head* I dunno...I just sorta popped up...You know?
Kei and Rakeru: We see that...And well... *looking down*
Kenshin: YOU FUCKING WRITER! STOP MAKING THIS LOOK HENTAI!!!
(A/N :*laughs evilly and still typing*)
*Riku pops from the kitchen*
Riku: Anyone wants some homemade pancakes?!
Naruto: *still in the corner crying and rocking back and forth*
Rakeru: Holy...I forgot yo fine ass was here... *whispers to kei* Lock the doors...
Kei: *whispers back* Already did it...hehe...
Kenshin: Uhh...You girls...Are planning something...Aren't you?
Rakeru: *gets western girl voice* Little defendless old us?...Why sir...I'm surpised...
Kenshin: *nodding* Yup...We're never getting out of here...
Riku: Ohhh yay!!! I'll get the lemonade! Yay sleepover!
Mugen: ...You're such a pussy....Are you a girl?
Riku: No! But when me and Sora use to play house I was always the wife! *smiling*
Mugen: *backing away from him* I...Think I'm going to find jin and fuu now...
Riku: Jin?! OOH! AND FUU?! Ask them if they wanna play twister! And have lemonade!
Kei: *bonks riku on the head* Gawd...You are a pussy...I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH!...HEHE...
Rakeru: Yay! lemonade! Go get it! Go get it!
Riku: Already got it!!! Who wants lemon......Oh fuck this...*drops tray of lemonade* What the hell am I doing...This is some real bullshit. Bitchy girls got me trap in this bitch ass house when I should being finding that bitch kaire....I don't even know why I like her....Bitch....
Rakeru: *Hits riku on the head and crying* I can't believe you called me bitchy!!!
Kei: *crying* ...The lemonade...I wanted some.....You bastard.... *sniff* ....I love lemonade....HOW COULD YOU?!!!
*the whole house floods from the tears and expoldes making everybody sit outside*
Naruto: *crying* The house!!! We have no place to live!!!! We're all gonna dieeeee!!!
Mugen: *slaps naruto* Shut the fuck up! You're giving me an ulcer!
Naruto: ....Ok... *stop cryng instantly* Well now that that's over...Let's play twister!
Mugen: *slaps Naruto*
Naruto: Ok Ok...
Mugen: *slaps naruto*
Naruto: STOP FUCKING SLAPPING ME!!! I DID NOTHING!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!
Mugen: *still slapping naruto*
Riku: .....Sonafabitches.....I'm outta here...
Kei: Nooo!!! What about the lemonade!!!! *clocks ticking and finally rings* Wait a minute...YOU CALLED ME A BITCH!!!!!
Riku: *freezes to the spot* Well...ehehe...About that....uhh...heh...
Kei: I'M GONE BEAT YO ASS!!!! YOU GONE BE MY BITCH WHEN I GET THOUGH WITH YOU!!
Riku: Oh no! Anything but that!!! Anything!!!!
Kei: *makes rabbit cat noises and jumps on Riku*
Riku: *does horror moive scream*
Mugen: *digging in ear with the nosies of riku being torn up in the backgound* Anyway...My hand hurt...But whatever....Hey rakeru...Wanna have sex?
Rakeru: Excuse me?!
Mugen: Nothing!.....
Riku: MY LEG!!!!
Naruto: *face is swollen and looking at the fight* Aww....I wanna be somebody's bitch...It's not fair.... *sniff*
Keshin: *looks at Naruto* Um....oooook..... *inches away from naruto*
*yuki and shuichi walks into the room*
Rakeru: YAY! GAY MEN! OH IT'S ON NOW!!!
Mugen: *looking around* ...When did we get back in the house...?
Rakeru: Doesn't matter! Yuki is here! What a dreamboat...
Shuichi: *growls at Rakeru* Back off bitch! He's mine!!!!!
Rakeru: *eeps and jumps in Mugen's arms* Damn I don't want him that bad...
Yuki: *smokes* Whatever....You can join if you want too...I don't mine... *winks at Rakeru*
Rakeru: *nosebleeds* Uhhhhh....
Mugen: *growls* Fucking pretty boy...
Shuichi: Huh?! But yuki!!
Yuki: Shut it....We needs some excitement...
Shuichi: YUKI I HATE YOU!!!! *crying*
Mugen: Not again...Guess I gotta start mah bitchslappin' again... *is walking up to shuichi*
Yuki: *looking at rakeru*
Rakeru: *looking at Yuki neverously* Uhhh....What?
Yuki: ....Where is your room?
Rakeru: ....What? *vein pops on head*
Yuki: *blank stare* You heard me...
Shuichi: YUUUUKIII!!! HELP MEEEE!!!!
Mugen: Shut the fuck up!!! *slap*
Riku: *in his own puddle of blood* I...See the light...
Kei: *sitting on random rock smoking a cig* That was soo good Riku. Here you go. Here's five dollars. Go get you something nice.
Riku: ...Yay five dollars...
*Sora pops up with donald and goofy*
Sora: ..................
Everybody: ....
Kei: ....Sora....???
Sora: *kicks a tin trash can that appears out of nowhere* This is some real bull SHIT!!!!
Sasuke: *stares in horror*
Rakeru: *stares at sasuke* When did...
Sora: First of all, after I save the whole freaking universe! Some random blond haired girl put me to sleep in a giant white flower! THEN on top on that, I'm allergic to flowers! I was sneezing in my sleep for a year! A whole fucking year!!! Then when I wake up, my clothes is too short for me! My ass was particularly eating the shorts! What do I look like walking around in booty shorts?! I was like that for a good 12 hours! Then, after I go get my new clothes from some random fairy chicks, I had to go save that BITCH Kairi! AGAIN!!!!
Goofy: Well Sora... *Ahuck*We were looking for--
Sora: SHUT THE HELL UP! SORA IS TALKING RIGHT NOW YOU DEFORMED DOG! ANYway! I don't go save her yet! I gotta fight those bitch ass heartless again! Surviving and shit, after I den killed them the first time! Fucking pesty ass sonofabit--
Donald: S-Sora...Calm down!
Sora: Hell no! Oh hell no! I'm not through yet! Then I gotta go fight those nobodies! OOO scary nobodies! Then the leader who looks like Ansem! For all I know that is Ansem! Seducing me with cookies and powers! Fucking mansex!!!
Ansem: But it wasn't me...
Sora: *takes off shoe and throws it at him* IT WAS YOU! IT WAS!!!!!!
Gir: I like waffles and ducks!!
Rakeru: ....HUH??!!!
Gir: I love the cupcake...
Rakeru & Kei: Awww....He's stupid...
Gir: *points to Sora feet* YOU GOT SOME BIG FEET!!!
Sora: *vein pops on head* ...I wasn't done...
Gir: WHY YO FEET SO BIG?! WHHHYYY YO FEET SO BIGGGG????!!! ......Oh a quater...
Sora: .... *tearing up* no one is listening to me anymore.... *sniff*
Riku: Awww...Poor baby...How about we play house? That makes you feel better huh?
Sora: ...Yes...
Riku: Awww... *hugs Sora*
Kei: .....I'm not really all into Yaoi....But damn that's hot...
Rakeru: ....yesssssss.... *taking pictures*
Paris Hilton: That's hot. I'm hot. You're hot. Their hot.
Mugen: WTF??!!!!!!
Rakeru: OMG NOOO!!!!!
Kei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *horror movie screams*
*The rest of the day people screamed in horror from the Hilton hotness until the whole house combusted into flames and they lived happily ever after*
THE WEIRD END!!!
A/N: ok...I know what you're all thinking....but you know....I have a weird sense of humor. so please review...lol ^^;;;