Okay, I'll try this but I don't know how good it will be.

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone except Joshua and Scarlet. Littlemissfg owns Trevor.

"We need lighter fluid Patton." Natalie called across the store.

"Well get some then." Patton called back after pulling his son Josh away from a lady's purse. His wife Fanny was pushing the cart with their 4 month old son Trevor a sleep in it and their daughter Scarlet had her hand in the tank that held a crab. The crab pinched her and she screamed at it as their friend Hoagie Gilligan pulled her arm out.

"Everyone shut up!" Rachel yelled, everyone looked at her "we have a list with 4 things on it and we have one because we can't be quiet! The 4 year olds are the only ones allowed to be noisy and their parents can deal with them." She gave Fanny and Patton a sweeping glance then went back to looking at coals.

"Mommy, what do you need more of?" Scarlet asked in her tiny voice, everyone looked at her.

"What are you talking about honey?" Fanny asked as she calmed down Trevor who had just woke up

"I think Scarlet means what you're always yelling at daddy about at night. You know, when you scream 'More Patton! More!'"

Everyone started laughing except for Fanny and Patton who just stood there with their mouths open, shocked.

"Yeah, and you must want him to try harder to cause you also scream 'Harder! Oh for god sakes harder!' so what do you need mommy?"

Kuki walked up to the twins after smacking Wally who was almost on the floor in laughter "Mommy and daddy fight so much that they sleep fight, you know, screaming at each other in their sleep."

Scarlet and Josh looked at each other and laughed "Do I scream in my sleep Scar?"

"Nope, do I?"

"Nope, must not be hereditary. Maybe Trevor does!" they ran up to the red-headed boy in their mother's arms and tickled him before Scarlet asked: "Do you sleep fight Trevor?" the baby only giggled in response.

Fanny and Patton came out of their trances and started at their kids. "How about you two don't tell anyone about that okay?" Patton asked

"And don't come try to watch mommy and daddy when we're sleep fighting okay?"

The twins looked at their parents and grinned "Okay. Can we go home now? My finger hurts." Scarlet said showing her mom the finger the crab had pinched.

"Yeah, let's go home."

Bye. I like this one.