A/N: The typical story of the matchmaker. Just a different matchmaker... and different ways of matchmaking...

I've always wanted to try a twoshot. I lost interest in my last attempt, though. So... here's one that I am excited to attempt.

I really love Todd's character. He's just too fun to not write about.

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Am I The Only One Who Sees?

A Twoshot by Pwnguin

Todd's POV

I don't know about you, but I know a lot of people in my life who aren't... what you call, "Smart"

Take Ashley Dewitt for example. She may be pretty, she may be mean, but she's definitely not the sharpest knife in the box. Have you seen her try to insult people? Yeah, it doesn't work.

I know there can't be as many smart people as me in this world. There are sadly some people out there who can't see what's right in front of them. I can definitely see what's in front of me, and that's a pair of knuckleheads who haven't seen the light. Yet.

Yet. Yes, yet. Because I, Todd, will bring this pair of donuts together if it's the last thing I do. Even though, you know, it's not that possible since the last thing I'm supposed to do is breathe. Or maybe blink. Hmm.. what if I breathed, then blinked, THEN died.

Oo.. death. Don't wanna think of that.

ANYWAY.

My name is Todd Torres. I have known Lilly Truscott and Oliver Oken since pre-school. I saw the infamous, "Hold my hand and I'll let you borrow my 64 pack of crayons," scene. I was there through it all, and I know love when I see it.

I think.

Okay, maybe Oliver likes Miley, but he doesn't really like her. He doesn't. I know it. He doesn't have the same look in his eyes when he's with Lilly. With Miley, they don't dialate as much. Yes, dialate. Todd? Using a big word? What, you thought I was dumb? Right. You thought wrong. I see what Lilly and Oliver can have. Only a dumb person cannot see that, so that makes me not dumb. Right. So that makes them dumb. Yeah. I'm not dumb. What made you think I'm dumb?

Yeah. Back on topic. Lilly and Oliver. They belong together. They just don't know it yet. If they aren't love, then throw me in a hole cause I don't know what love is.

Wait, don't throw me in a hole. That'll hurt.

So, there they were, Lilly and Oliver, arguing about who-knows-what, oblivious to the fact that they are madly in love with each other. We all had come to Rico's together for some smoothies. I was expecting a quiet Friday afternoon after the hectic week of school and making my brain hurt, but nope. They had started an argument about something that I already forgot what it was cause I noticed a bird flying in the sky. Deciding that they had forgotten I was there, I spoke.

"Hey," I said. "Hey."

They continued arguing.

"Guys. Lilly. Oliver." I shouted louder.

More arguing. See? When they're together, they forget their surroundings. Love? I think so. I hope so.

"LILLY AND OLIVER." I shouted on the top of my lungs. A few beachgoers stared at me.

"What Todd?!" Lilly shouted at me.

"Nothing! Nevermind. I forgot anyway." Seriously, I really did forget. "Gosh, you guys fight like a married couple."

"We do not!" Oliver argued. "We fight like we hate each other."

"You guys don't hate each other!" I said.

"Yes we do." Oliver retorted.

"Uh, no we don't," Lilly argued. "We're best friends, Oliver."

"So? You said you hated me 45 times that day we got stuck to those chairs. Excuse me if I thought that meant we didn't hate each other," Oliver backfired.

Lilly groaned, "Oliver you donut. We're supposed to tease each other like that."

I rolled my eyes. These people are so idiotic! So gullible! So... in love! What could I, the amazing Todd, do to help these poor innocent creatures who have yet to see what's in front of them and realize that they could have something so special between them. Am I the only one who sees this? Am I the only one who believes in true love? Am I the only one who— Oo. Free nachos at Rico's. I'm game.

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A/N: The beginning of my twoshot. Second part will be longer. Part two will hopefully come in a few days.

Will Todd really bring these donuts together? Or will he forget about his mission because of a shiny shell he finds on the beach? O.o