He couldn't believe it, General Laundry had put them in the same room for the night
"She's an alien, who has less than the best intentions, I don't want her in any situation where she will be in contact with civilians without security clearance." he had told Daniel sharply.
Which had meant that Daniel had the pleasure of sharing a room with her while they were in DC for the hearing, 'At least it was a twin' he thought.
Vala walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a flimsy towel, probably the smallest one that was in there and swayed over to him placing her hand on his chest.

"Daniel" she purred
"No."
"Daniel" she repeated
"No"
"But I haven't said anything yet?"
"I don't care, whatever it is the answer is no."
"You sure?" she asked him seductively
"Yes." he said firmly, eyes wide at her
"Ok." she said as she began to unwrap the towel around from herself.
"Vala, what are you doing?" he nearly yelled
"You said no."
"Exactly no"
"Well I was going to ask if you minded if I slept naked and as you don't..."
"Yes I do mind."
"But you said no."
"Well I didn't know what you were talking about."
"You said no to whatever the question was."
"Well I was wrong."
"Daniel Jackson, wrong...never." she said sarcastically
"I'm going to the bathroom, when I get back I expect you to be suitably attired
"Yes sir." she said, whilst doing a mock salute she had learned from watching the airmen around the base.

Daniel walked into the bathroom and started the shower 'Oh dear god, a whole night with her hitting on me, I'm not sure we are both going to make it out alive, maybe I could sleep in here, not a lot of room but at least there's a lock on the door.'
Then Daniel remembered the reason he had to share a room with her, if he wasn't in there she would sneak off somewhere and make trouble, he was beginning to think this was punishment from Laundry for recommending that she was let through the gate to begin with.

After his shower he wrapped a towel around his waist and was happy to see that Vala had changed into the pajamas if you really call them pajamas, at least they covered some parts of her body.
She let out a low whistle when she saw Daniel only wrapped in the towel and sat up on her bed on all fours looking like she was watching her prey ready to pounce the moment he was distracted.
"Vala please turn around so I can get changed."
Vala gave him one last good look over before turning around, although happily seeing that she could see his reflection in the television set next to her bed, her grin widen as she sat comfortably on her bed for the show.

She had to admit she was impressed he had a great body and although she didn't get to see the most important part from her angle she had seen enough to give her pleasant dreams that evening.
"You can turn around now." Daniel said as he had finished putting on a pair of boxers and a white vest
Vala gave him a huge grin as she turned around and blew him a kiss
"I'm going to read for a while, why don't you see if there is something on TV you want to watch."
He said hoping something would capture her attention enough for her to leave him alone.

Vala turned to the TV set and flipped through the channels, she had become quite a channel surfer in her short time on earth, Teal'c had taught her about television and its variety of channels one day when he was trying to relieve his friend Daniel Jackson from her for a few hours.
She stopped surfing when she came across a program she recognised as "Sex and the City" one of the shows she had liked and made Teal'c sit through.

Daniel was glad that her attention was drawn away from him and he could read the latest paper he had received. He still tried to read the archeological papers that were written in the world outside the SGC, he was always looking for any
pieces of information or findings that have been misinterpreted and could be important to the SGC.

Vala's program finished and she was getting bored and decided to turn her attention back to Daniel, as he was far more interesting than the television.
"Daniel" she half whimpered, half whispered.
"What?" he said not lifting his eyes up from the paper
"What ya doing?" she said leaving her bed and moving to sit on his.
"Reading." he replied briskly
"Can I help?"
"I am capable of reading, thank you." he replied rather rudely
"But I'm bored."
"Then go to sleep."
"I'm not tired."
"Watch TV."
"I'm bored of it."
"Do anything, just leave me alone."
"Ok, she said putting on her stilettos and heading for the door."
"Where are you going?" he said getting up and walking to the door
"You said do anything."
"In the room."
"You weren't specific."
"You know you're not allowed out of this room." he said his patience flying out the window.
"Well I'm bored and you're being no fun." she said stomping her foot
Daniel's dropped his head into his hands
"Vala would you please just sit down, be quiet and let me read." he pleaded
Vala saw how frustrated he was and decided to be nice to him this once
"As you asked so nicely sweetie." she said as she ran a hand over his torso on her way back to her bed.

"Ooooo, Oooo, can I call room service?" she asked excited
"What for?"
"Food, I'm hungry, and as I'm not allowed to leave the room without you, and your so busy reading, and I don't want to starve.."
"Alright, alright" he cut her off, "order whatever you want."
Vala picked up the phone and got through to the desk.
"Hi Can I have room service for room 264, Mr. and Mrs. Jackson." she added giving Daniel a wink.
Daniel simply shook his head and got back to his paper.
"What can I get you Madam?"
"Um, Can I have a bottle of Champaign and two glasses, and a large portion of strawberries and cream" she remembered this from a film she had recently watched. "We're on our honeymoon." she added with a smirk
"Congratulations Madam, I'll have it sent up straight away."
"Thank you." she replied putting down the phone, she looked over and saw Daniel still engrossed he hadn't even heard what she had ordered them, probably a good thing or he would have objected.