"My name is..."
"SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
"Fine...My name is Boshi, faster than Yoshi, and here I am at... umm..." He gets out the script. "...Total...VG...Island. Here, 24 contestants will be here for who knows how long and one will win $100,000. Let's bring our first 6 jerks...umm...contestants out. The first six are from the Super Mario series."
One ship appears, it's passenger walking out with a tee'd off look on her face.
"Hey, this isn't what it looked like on the brochure!" she says.
"Welcome, Princess Daisy. How was the ride?" Boshi asks.
"The ride? Good. But this place! It's NOT a resort!" Daisy yells.
"Whatever. Go stand at the end of the dock." Boshi says.
She does so as the 2nd ship comes in, it's passenger eying Boshi evilly.
"YOU!"
"Hi, Yoshi. Still watching your slow friends lose?" Boshi asks.
"I've had just enough out of you!" Yoshi exclaims.
"Shut up and stand over there!" Boshi says.
Yoshi marches over to Daisy as the 3rd ship comes in, kicking it's chubby passenger off.
"Hey, I still didn't get my lobster!"
"Don't worry, Wario. There's plenty to eat here." Boshi says.
"Really?"
"Yep...not...Go stand over there." Boshi says.
Wario walks over as the 4th ship comes in. A suitcase comes down.
"You're not Stuffwell, so who's in there?" Boshi asks, opening the suitcase.
"Wait. Boshi, you lied to me! I was expecting Delfino, but NO, I arrived HERE!"
Boshi rips his jaw off. "Shut up, Dry Bones, and go stand over there." He says.
The 5th ship comes in, but sinks. "OHMYGOD! Bowser, are you OK?!" Boshi asks.
Bowser comes up. "No, I'm NOT OK!" he exclaims.
"Next time, I get a bigger ship...stand over there." Boshi says.
The 6th ship comes in. "DAISY!" a really ticked off girl screams.
"Bowser, hide me!" Daisy says.
Toadette run straight for Daisy, but misses and falls into the water.
"What's her problem?" Wario asks.
Daisy takes out Toadette's MP3 player. "I deleted her songs." she said.
"Toadette...the next 6 are from the Sonic the Hedgehog series." Boshi says.
The 7th ship comes in, carrying a black hedgehog. The hedgehog comes down and stands near the others.
"Not very talkative, are you, Shadow?" Boshi asks.
The 8th ship comes down, covered in a cyan glow. The ship explodes, and another hedgehog comes down onto the dock.
"Why'd you do that, Silver?!" Boshi asks.
"Because they had no BATHROOM!" Silver says, showing his filthy hair.
"Don't care." Boshi said.
Silver stands next to his bud, Yoshi, as the 9th ship comes in. The driver sets anchor onto the mess hall.
"Hey driver! Watch where your throwing!" Boshi exclaims.
The driver, an albatross, comes onto the dock.
"Storm?! Why were YOU driving?!" Daisy asks.
"I wanted to drive the ship!" Storm says.
The 10th ship comes and crashes into the other ship.
"OOPS!"
A yellow fox kit comes down.
"Tails?! You were driving too!?"
"If Sonic can do it, then I can do it!" Tails says.
The 11th ship comes down and drops another female off.
"Miss Amy Rose. How are YOU doing?" Boshi asks.
"Fine until Sonic said he wasn't coming." Amy says angrily.
"Sorry to hear that." Shadow says.
The 12th ship, somewhat golden, cruises in. Another reptile jumps onto the dock.
"How many people are going to customize their ride!?" Boshi asks.
"Well, I saw one that was burning down." the reptile says.
Boshi facepalms. "Ugh...go stand over there, Vector."
"The next six are Pokemon, right?" Tails asks.
"Well, the next FIVE. One's a trainer." Boshi says.
The 13th ship comes in, having a jackel on the smoke stack.
"GET DOWN FROM THERE, LUCARIO!" Boshi screams.
He doesn't.
"FINE, STAY THERE!" Boshi screams.
The 14th ship, said burning ship, comes in. It's fire-type passenger rams into Boshi.
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR PUTTING ME IN A SHIP!
Boshi kicks the Charizard off of him.
"Don't blame me! Blame the producers!" Boshi says.
"I remember when Ivysaur blamed the producers on Survivor." Yoshi says.
Said dinolizard comes in on the 15th ship.
"Speak of the devil..."
"Hey, Boshi. How's it been?" Ivysaur asks.
"Ivysaur? I thought you were dead!"
"I was in a coma, actually." Ivysaur says.
"Right..."
The 16th ship comes in, causing the boys to drool.
"Hi...Gardevoir..." Boshi says, sweating.
She walks past the boys. The 17th ship comes in, carrying a Psyduck carrying a Magikarp.
"Umm..." Boshi starts.
"Oh, don't worry. We're a two-in-one contestant." Magikarp says.
"Idiot..." Silver mutters.
The 18th ship comes in.
"IS THAT A FOX KIT?!" Misty asks, running toward Tails.
Misty begins hugging the poor fox kit.
"...Um...The last six are from the Tekken series of fighting games."
The 19th ship comes in, everyone glaring at it.
"What?"
"Hello...Jin Kazama..." Bowser says, sternly.
Jin rolls his eyes as the 20th ship, which says "S.S. Rochefort" comes in.
"Hello, peseants." Lili says.
"Hi, beutiful." Silver says.
Ship 21 comes in. The sight of this man was enough to make Silver furious.
"Watch out, Shadow. That's Hwoarang, the woman stealer." Silver whispers.
"WOMAN STEALER?! I'M THE WOMAN STEALER!"
Ship 22 comes in. A giant poster of Lee Chaolan walks down.
"A poster of Lee?" Toadette asks.
Storm takes the poster.
"HEY, LONG TIME, NO SEE, KING!" Ivysaur says.
Ships 23 and 24 don't arrive. Instead, a helicopter arrives, carrying the last two contestants, one scaring Toadette.
"Hey, it's my penpal, Julia!" Daisy says.
"And my killer, Bryan!" Dry Bones says.
"Why a Helicopter?" Boshi asks.
"Seasick." Julia says.
"Ships are for turds." Bryan says.
"Well, now that your all here, meet me at the campfire." Boshi says.
Cut to the campfire.
"This is where you'll meet almost every night. Your team will be given a marshmellow one by one...
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"...whoever DOESN'T get one will be forced to walk the Dock of Shame, onto the Boat of Losers. And you don't come back. Ever."
Some were shaking in their seats.
"But now, I'll assign the teams.
"Tails, Wario, Lili, Lucario, Toadette, Silver, Misty, Bowser, Yoshi, Hwoarang, Shadow, and Bryan. You will now be the Raging Rhinos!"
Boshi gives them their blue flag.
"Amy, Vector, Julia, Dry Bones, Storm, Ivysaur, Jin, Gardevoir, Daisy, Charizard, King, and Psyduck/Magikarp. You will now be the Furious Falcons!"
Boshi gives them their grey flag.
"I've already shown you the mess hall (glances at Storm), the bathrooms are over there, and the confession room is in there, and you cabins are over there." Boshi says.
Lili: It's great that the girls get their own cabin. I don't wanna spend a night with Wario.
Lucario: As the only Pokemon of my team, I shall win the money. Not that I need it.
"But now, your first challenge starts now." Boshi said.
"But our cabins..." Yoshi started.
"It's okay, Yoshi. This first challenge will be quick and easy." Silver says.
"Ok, Chris. They're yours now." Boshi says.
Mr. McClean walks in.
"Thanks, Boshi. Now GET BACK TO THE MESS HALL!"
He does.
First chappy done!