a/n: This is the first chapter of.....REALLY RANDOM STORY: RERANDOMIZED!!!!!

Announcer: Hello ladies and gentlemen, how are you this evening? Good? Peachy. Tonight we are here to finally get Chris a woman!

Audience: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Chris: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Announcer: Yes. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...OK! You have 30,000,000 choices tonight Chris, get ready to play....SUPER DUPER SHOW DATE THINGY!!!!!!!

Chris: 30,000,000?!

Announcer: Shut up and sit down idiot homicidal French fry eater. Lets listen to the people!

Girl #1: Hey there cutie. I'm from the USA and I'm a stripper. I'm 19, weigh 20lbs, and I have AIDs!

Girl #2: Wasup bitch.

Chris: AH!

Girl #3: Hey there Chrisy. I'm from France and I have learned to speak-HOLY CRAP! WHY ARE YOU IN HERE!

Chris: eats Girl#3

Girl #4: Hello Chris, I'm from Canada, I'm 26, single, hot, big boobs, and my name is Krisie.

A few days later....

Chris: snores

Announcer: snores

Girl #30,000,000: Hey Chris. I'm only 4 1/2 yews old. I can slaughter billions of innocent french people with but a single flick of my finger.

Announcer: Ok! Wake up ass wipe! kicks Chris in the shin

Chris: OW! hops around

Announcer: Choose your woman!

Chris: Ummmmm k. Hmmmm....ponders

A few years later...

Chris: I'll go with girl #4!

Announcer: from his grave Finally!

Krisie: runs out and jumps on Chris Yay!

Chris: Yay! hugs Krisie then carries her to a hotel only 2 feet away

Announcer: Ok people, pack it up. We gotta go to Barry now.

a/n: Well looks like Chris finally got himself a girl. Bout time. Well hope you all enjoyed this!!