If you're too damn lazy to read the summary, this is a joke.
(Autuhor's Nose) AHM BACK BEEZITCHES.f alreight, soh, iem dont plan ahn makin a sequal to myh last story, butt, i mayd you guys dis.
Teh tiro of duh boys wer ruaning uap a hill une dai, and den derble dah treeped on eddehy's nose lases.
"GOADUGAm af mothderfacker, dont mak me call the President Of Cuba on j00s."
"Eh, sorry, but your nosue lace got in my gaped teeth."
"Fukfkfkfaueiohg " (At dus pount i fall aslep, so shutup an don mak fun of mee.)
"Eddy, you are being immature about the situation, Double-D obviously unintentionally tripped on your so-called 'Nose laces'." EddwithonlyoneF said.
"Ed, shuatup, yur too intelegant for this story."
"Ok den, ill be eating chickenfafagravy."
And tehn, alter that night, doble deh got very sad, but then he got happy again, but then he got sad becuse hes pitza got there in less then 30 minates.
"Im an emu nao, fuhk meh in deh last story!" he sed to Sarah, the Cuban President's Bitch.
"Respect my Vajayjayafayf!"
But he didnt care, becaus he was sad.
And then he remembers mr yum yums, still rotting in his splochy sperm from the last story in his closet, so he got happey agin.
But then he realised he was still an emu, and emu yaoi stories were too overdone, so he just left in ther for it to rott for 3 storees or so.
"Deble dur, stop beng so sad, i got cupcakes." said plank.
"but i em an emu now, so i hav to be antiscoial, and i cannot acsept these cupcakes" he said to plank as he held jhonny in his hand that was aslo holding thed cupcapes so he got messy.
nest day, all deh people from lemonbrooke Preachcrek desided to cheer him up with outer space, and science, and all of the grilss sstufa.
but then he got sad again, and then he got happey again, but tehn he gog sad agen, and this happend ovr a corse of meny dais.
The President of Cuba, Jimmy, then fucked every chick from school.
Soon, every1 said "fuck it, this story isn't even that funny anyway."
And then he got sad again.
but then he got happy, until he got sad again.
(A/N) Personally, I felt I got nowhere with this one. what do you think? share it in the reviews section, and don't get offended for the last fucking time.