A/N: I am back with another story for you people and this time it has more than one chapter jam packed with Reno pranks of all kinds! I'm glad, to those who read and reviwed my story The Mission, that you liked it and I did try to keep the Turks IC as possible. Same goes for this story so please Read and Review! XD LOVE YA!
Disasters
Chapter 1: Misconduct Conversation
Reno spun around in his office chair, knocking his EMR on his shoulder, being extreamly bored. He sighed heavily, glancing at the paperwork spread all over his desk from the corner of his eye and just thought to burn it all, when Rude opened the door and stepped in with more paperwork.
"You're not done yet?" Asked the brooding Turk, glancing at the mess.
"This is boring, yo." Reno said in a dull tone.
"My apology. The president has more paperwork for us to fill out and file. He wants it done by 17:00 hours." Reno rolled his eyes, pressing the button on his EMR to lengthen it and watched the electricity bounce around in its merry way, desperate to contact something , then retracted it. Spinning the EMR like a baton.
"You still have to serve for that prank of swtching the coffee pot with hot fudge last week." Rude reminded his partner and friend.
"I know, yo. I didn't forget." Remarked the redhead, tossing his EMR across the room, making it land perfectly in the umbrella holder next to the door.
"I must admit, Reno. That was hillarous watching Scarlet freak out."
"Damn woman. Why doesn't the president just get rid of her? She's worse than Jenova..." Reno muttered under his breath.
"Simple. He can't. She's considered a valuable asset to the Shinra company."
"You should emphisize the word 'Ass'." Rude smirked at Reno's comment about the woman that everyone dubbed under their breath as "bitch". Just then Reno's pager rang.
"Reno, yo." He answered watching Rude.
"Reno. My office, now." Rufus' voice said it all.
"Good luck." Was all Rude said, watching the cocky Turk trace out into the hall.
"Be back in a minute, yo." Was his response, closing the door behind him. Rufus Shinra was in a fowl mood. Having to remain in a heelchair, only being the tip of the iceberg. Dealing with Reno, was a given, if not obvious. He watched with utter annoyance as the Turk waklked into Rufus' new office in an ordinary office building, secluded from the general public. Like an FBI building.
"What could you honestly be thinking, Reno and how do you find the time?" President Rufus asked as Reno stood infront of his desk.
Reno opened his mouth to speak, but Rufus raised a hand to quiet him.
"Nevermind. Don't answer that. What I want to know is why were you in the lab yesterday using the chemacal mixer to make milkshakes?" His voice was beyond irritated. It was closing in on dangerously deadly.
Shot gun's in the drawer... He reminded himself.
"The blender was broken, yo. I wanted a milkshake." Reno stated with honesty.
"There's strawberry and bluberry on the walls and ceiling." Rufus stated in irritation, feeling a migrain coming on.
It's only at arms' length... Again he mused.
"I want it cleaned before 7 tomorrow morning. Understood?" Reno strainned not to roll his eyes, instead sighing heavily.
"Yes, boss."
"Good. Now go and don't come back until you're finished." Reno turned to leave, but stopped on the way out and turned back to Rufus.
"you sure you don't want to try it, sir? It actually came out pretty good."
All you have to do is reach...
"No! Now leave!" Rufus shot as Reno rolled his eyes.
"Would help with that migrain, yo..." He muttered under his breath, lacing his fingers and cradling the back of his head as he walked out.
Do it now! Rufus strainned to ignore Reno's last remark, returning to his paperwork on Mako profits and so on.
"What'd you do?" Rude asked meeting Reno in the hallway, noticing the pail and mop with a rag and detergent.
"Labs and Milkshakes don't mix, yo." He stated walking with Rude down to the labe ge ruthlessly destroyed.
"You made a milkshake...?" Rude raised an eyebrow in half interest.
"I was hungry and the blender in the lounge was broken."
"You weren't aware that Reeve brought in a new blender because the one you were trying to use was broken a long time ago?"
"Doesn't matter, yo." Reno replied, filling the bucket with water in the lab sink.
"So where did you put the left overs?" Rude asked, examining the damage caused by his prankster friend.
"In the fridge." Reno said absent mindedly, dumping detergent in the bucket and taking off his coat.
"There should be around 30 left, want one?"
"No thanks. I just ate." Reno shrugged, then began to mop the floor.
"Whateve man, suit yourself." Rude looked at his watch, then at the ceiling.
"How long do you have to get this place clean?"
"Until 7 tomorrow morning, yo."
"I'm heading out. See ya tomorrow."
"Yeah, see ya..." Reno said watching Rude leave the lab, then sighed heavily in frustration.