Disclaimer
: Bill Gates owns his money his money, he owns himself and I own the car.Ron
: Hermione! Harry! What are you two doing up there!!!Hermione
: (Apparates) Ron, what's the matter with you? We just started the fic remember?Harry
: (Apparates)Hi everyone.Ron
: It's about time you got here. C'mon I wanna show you the car my dad bought for me.Me
: You weren't thinking of going without me, were you? Answer me!!!Ron
: Harry, Hermione…back up. It's one of'em.Harry
: One of who?Hermione
: Doesn't he look dreamy?Me
: Why thank you Herm. Friday 9 o'clock?Hermione
: K! (Fluttering eye-lashes)Ron
: May we please get this over with?Harry
: Well you're in a good mood today!Me
: Go jump in the lake!Hermione
: You're really a plague!Ron
: Okay! I get the drift! He made me do it.Hermione
: Oh! You beast, from now on the wedding's off!Ron
: (raising eye-brow) Wedding?Me
: Yeah. What do you think we were whispering about? Poetry?Ron
: Well, yeah.Harry
: Ron, you're too much!Me
: Let's go!Poof!
Me
: Nice car.Ron
: Thanx.Harry
: You sure you know how to drive this thing?Ron
: Sure!Sreeeeeeccch! Wam!!!
Me
: Um…Ron. Aren't you supposed to raise the garage door before you back out?Ron
: Oh.Hermione
: Can we pleeaaase get this over with?Ron
: There! Now we can go.Scrreeeeeech! Wham!
Me
: Um…Ron?Ron
: Not now!Harry
: Ron, listen to m…Ron
: Shut up!Hermione
: Oh gross!Harry
: I can't watch anymore!!!Squish!
Gloop!
Squash!
Ron
: Hey! What's that dead body doing over there?Hermione
: Oh Gawd!Me
: Isn't that Bill Gates?Harry
: Ron! You just killed Bill Gates!?!?Me
: Now you've got to turn your-self in.Ron
: Nah. I'm sure he has some computer clone somewhere to re-place him. Wait a sec.Hermione
: What are you doing?Ron
: Can't let good food go to waste. Anyone want this leg?Authors Note: Yeah yeah yeah. I know, this is sick. I only wrote it 'cause I was bored. As much as it would surprise you, I DON'T WANT ANY FLAMES! Thanx for reading this, byes.