The magic of Sanzo's Chakra OO

DISCLAIMER!!! Saiyuki is property of Kazzie Minekura, i own cardboard Shien tho....and i

also own...er.........the right to call Sanzo Mistah ZO -gets shot-

Reporters: Mai ness and Chibi Homura

Bodyguard: Zenon

Lighting: Goku

Makeup: Gojyou and Hakkai

Comic Relief: Everyone...especially Homura...

Mai: HELLO MINNA SAN!

Chibi Homura: Hiiiiiii -flails banana sword- welcome to whatever the show was called again!

Mai: i dunno either...well anywho...Today, we have a very special guest, please welcome the

great Genjou Sanzo with a round of applause!!!

Chibi Homura: Applesauce!

Audience: -silence-

Mai: Cheer dammit!!!

Chibi Homura: Chair? OO; hey! you said a bad word!!! -screams and runs in circles-

A member of the Audience: Hey, isn't the guest guy actually the piano guy on your show?

Mai: er....well...you seee......uhmmmm -sweat sweat- ;;;;;

Chibi Homura: -stops running- well the truth is, Cardboard Shien was supposed to be on the

show today but he blew away while i was trying to use him as a kite.....

Mai: er...-cough- anyway...please welcome Sanzo -shoves Sanzo in-

Sanzo: urgh..why do i have to do this???

Mai: shut up you -gets smacked by mr.fan- Ow...well today's topic is...SANZO'S CHAKRA!

Chibi Homura: first question, Mr. Zo , has anyone made fun of you because of your chakra?

Sanzo: does it count if they're dead now? and dont call me that....

Chibi Homura: hmph! i wont tell you grumpykins!! it's a secret!!!

Mai: -groans- look chibi homura!! cheese!! -throws a piece far far away and watches homura

dash after it- any hoodly who....the main point of the discussion was....is your chakra like a

tattoo or a growth?

Sanzo: growth?....

Mai: -totally ignoring him- or has anyone said that you were the devil because of it or like-

Sanzo: What do you mean by growth?

Mai: oh! like....a tumor..or a cancerous mole...or mayhaps even a rare species of FUNGUS!!

Sanzo: dot dot dot...... -takes out gun-

Mai: -sweats profusively- er..well fugus meaning a good thing, you know some fungus are good

they can clean your forehead while you sleep and they're very very sexy and have i mentioned how

terribly attractive and sexy that fungus on your foreh--BANG--BANG- AHHhhhhh!!! help help

dont shoot me ZENON HELLPPPPpppppp

Zenon: -walks in and kicks mai in the ribs, leaves-

Mai: you...je....eeeerrr..kkkkk ee -curls into a little ball-

Goku: OoooOOOohhh OO -pokes Sanzo's chakra and it makes a squeak noise-

Sanzo: BAKA SARU!! -bashes Goku multiple times with mr.fan-

----Homura walks in----

Homura: what the hell is going on?? i just found cardboard shien dangling on a tree in the park

and the little version of me is munching on smelly yellow stuff, blondie here is beating the monkey

boy with a fan...and why is the little fox girl in fetal position????

Mai: -curled up, twitching and shaking, muttering to herself- n..no!! i'm too young too die!! nooo!

dont go towards the light!! ahhh AHHHHhhhhh HOMURA TAISHI!!!

Goku: -unconcious from the beating-

Homura: i'm leaving...hmphh... -gets mauled by rabid fan girls- AHHHHHHHhhhh NEVER!!!!!!

-----Chibi Homura Comes back on Stage----

Chibi Homura: Hello audience people -wave wave- since we're having technical difficulties we're

going to end the show, after me, goku, and hakkai do the banana sword dance!

Goku: -unconciously- mmmm bananas -drooool- =..=

Hakkai: so why isnt Gojyou here? -looks around-

Chibi Homura: I dunno OO oh well! BANANA DANCE!!

---everyone on stage does the banana dance..with the exeption of Mai ness and Goku....-

MEANWHILE!!! BEHIND A TREE!!!

Gojyou: I heart all women!

Dokugakuji (SHA JIEN): oh Gojyou!!! -obscene noises- (Mai: -plugs ears-)

Gojyou: I HEART YOU JIEN!!!

Dokugakuji: OH GOJYOU!

Gojyou: We're both so sexy!

Dokugakuji: Me too!

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