Author's Note:
What do you know? I was happening to listen to the radio, when this kewl song played! 'Twelve Things why Christmas's a Pain to Me!' I have a major inspiration to write a Digi-Christmas Song like that. Izzy is spared here. Why? Because he's *special*!! Izzy and I will sing the whole song, and the Digidestined and Digimon will sing (more like screaming out) their own lines. Enjoy!!
I don't own Digimon: Digital Monsters, but NO ONE had said that I *can't* torture them . . . heheheheheh . . .
Twelve Days of Digi-Christmas!
By Debbie (Dai-chan)
Debbie (Dai-chan) and Koushiro 'Izzy' Izumi are seating on lounge chairs, rocking back and forth to the music . . .
On the First Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Tai and Agumon are in their winter clothes, searching for something
"Where can we find a Christmas Tree in the Digital World?!"
On the Second Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Michael and Betamon are watching out from a window
"What're that white flakes that fall from the sky, Michael?"
"Oh, a Woodmon!"
On the Third Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Sora and Biyomon are fussing with miles of cords of ugly lights
"Darn kids, tangling the lights . . ."
"Whee, it's snowing!"
"Get over here! You will make us *happy*!!"
On the Fourth Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Ken and Wormon are staring at a huge fruitcake on a table
"Whoever made fruitcakes shall suffer."
"Where is that Christmas Tree, Tai?!"
"Oh, that storm is looking really *big*!"
"Gotcha!!"
On the Fifth Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Kari and Gatomon are worrying over tons of cards
"AH!! A paper cut!"
"Hand me that knife, Wormon."
"Hold still, Woodmon! I'm hanging the lights, all right?! Don't make us mad!"
" 'Attention, a really *big* snow storm is coming over to the Digital World . . .' "
"Hey, that Woodmon is not looking very Christmas-y . . "
On the Sixth Day of a Digi-Christmas . . .
Joe and Gomamon groan at the letters
"What, a bill for that Woodmon?!"
"Whose card is that?"
(Stabbing noises)
"Don't ever think about running away with my lights, you hear me?!"
" 'Oh, make it a blizzard . . . Me bad' "
"What do you mean, we have to pay for that Woodmon, Joe?!"
On the Seventh Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Cody and Armadillomon are curiously looking at an interesting container
"Oooo! Eggnog!"
"$500 for food?! What are dollars?"
"It's from Myotismon . . . "
"Ah! Broken knife!"
"What, one light is out?! Aw, screw it!"
"Must make a Snowmon . . ."
"Look, that Woodmon is running away!"
On the Eighth Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Yolei and Hawkmon are trying to quiet down the Digibabies
"We want *this* and *this* and *this* for Digi-Christmas!"
(smacking noises) "Nice taste, but needs more eggs."
"Oh, I mean 500 yen. Me bad."
"Naked?!?!?!?! AHAHAHHAH!! Burn that card!!!"
"Where is that Jackhammer?!"
"Get that Woodmon back!! We have to *fix* that lousy light!"
"I think it's a bad idea to go out in the blizzard, Michael . . ."
"Pepper Breath!"
On the Ninth Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Mimi and Palmon are running around berserk in the kitchen
"What do you mean, the Dark Masters are coming?!?!?!"
"Why do you want a Digital World Playstation Game?! It's lame!!"
"Need more Eggnog!!"
"All right, who did buy a half-ton fruitcake for 39.8 yen?!"
"Is sending Christmas Cards a tradition or a curse?"
(Jackhammer noise)
"NO!! MY LIGHTS!!!"
"How come it never snows there in Japan? It's fun here!"
"Aw, Woodmon's in ashes!! Now, we have to find another Christmas Tree!!"
On the Tenth Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Davis and Veemon are driving in a full parking lot
"Get outta my way, you road hog!! That parking lot is *mine*!!"
"Ah, you burned the turkey, Mimi!!"
"Don't ask me if we can buy 'Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader' for you!"
"Hic-cup! Siiiiiiiiiingin' iiiiiiiiiin the snoooooooooooo - Hic-cup!"
"Darn kids, wanting all the toys!! They should've gone to Toy Town, for the sake! Saves yen!"
"I'm *not* sending any Christmas Cards!!"
(Coughing noises) "Argh!!! Where is a nuclear bomb when you need one?!"
"Pass the flashlights, Biyomon!! We blew a fuse!"
"Where's Betamon? Oh, looky, a Snowmon!"
"Yoo-hoo, Cherrymon! Come over here! We have a surprise for you!"
On the Eleventh Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
TK and Patamon look disgusted with the messes left over from Christmas
"All right, who will clean up that vomit??"
"You stole my place!! That means WAR!!!!"
"We hate leftovers!!"
(Wailing noises)
ZZZZZZZZ-ZZZZZZ-zzzzzzzzzzzz . . . .
"Five hundred, twenty-one bills?! Thanks goodness we Japanese don't celebrate Christmas."
"Quit sending any more Christmas Cards of yourself to me, Davis!!"
"The God of Fruitcake has defeated me!! *weeps*"
"Cherrymon is really cute with flashlights."
"I won the Snowmon contest!! Too bad, Frigimon!! HAHAHAH!!!"
"Don't make me 'Pepper Breath' you, Cherrie!!"
On the Twelfth Day of Digi-Christmas . . .
Matt and Gabumon have microphones in their hands/paws
"Let's sing Christmas Carols!!"
"Not if you want to search for your heart, *Oniichan*!"
"AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! DIE, YOU SUNDAY DRIVER!!"
"Screw dinner. Let's order Chinese!"
"SILENCE!!!!"
"Ouch, a hangover . . . Need some Aspirin . . ."
"Ah, paper cut!"
"Hehe, now, to send pictures of Mimi waking in the morning . . . hehehe . . ."
"Hey, Kari, can we send that fruitcake to Debbie?"
"If you want to help, Matt, buy more Christmas Lights!!"
"I'm Betamon, not Snowmon, Blondie!!"
"Let's burn down Christmas Trees and earn some money!"
*sweatdrops*
Merry Christmas!!! HAHAH - ACK *runs away from angry digifans throwing fruits and vegetables* OUCH!!! That fruitcake *hurts*!!! ^_^;;;;;