Teehee, song parodies! I still need to work on rhyming, but go ahead and pop in a Ramones CD and sing along to this little number!
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon in any way whatsoever… although I wish I did.
"Yup, He's Brock"
to the tune of "Blitzkrieg Bop" by the Ramones
'Ey! Oh! There's Oak!
'Ey! Oh! No joke!
'Ey! Oh! There's Oak!
'Ey! Oh! -poke poke-
He's lookin' at Nurse Jo-oy,
Oh, he's a lovesick bo-oy
He makes the girls go "Oy…" —
Yup, he's Brock!
He's traveling with A-ash,
He never has his ca-ash,
He thinks he has a ra-ash—
Yup, he's Brock!
'Ey, oh, his toe has a little crack now.
Where's it from? I don't care!
I wonder how he styles his hair!
He has a bunch of sisters
And little sibling misters
He thinks he has some blisters—
Yup, he's Brock!
A-cookin', he enjoys it!
He'll dice, he'll slice, he'll boil it!
He needs to use the toilet…
Yup, he's Brock!
'Ey, oh, his flow never can be stopped now.
He's so slick, can't deny!
He'll take you down, an eye for an eye!
Oh, who's our favorite hero?
Who's more than just a zero?
Flies higher than a Fearow?
Yup, he's Brock!
He's more than just a trend
He's Ash's bestest friend
This song is gonna end…
Yup, he's Brock!
'Ey! Oh! He's Brock!
'Ey! Oh! He rocks!
'Ey! Oh! He's cool!
'Ey! Oh! Brock rules!
Hahaha! Some parts don't make sense, I know. But since Brock travels so much, why wouldn't he have some blisters and rashes? And no, I don't have some sort of fascination with Brock. I just haven't seen him in fics lately and I thought he needed some attention. xD