Look! Nota's writing! A parody of the RENT song, "Today 4 U, Tomorrow 4 Me" that David commissioned me to do. (Yes, I know that Inigo said 'I will sum-up', but it rhymed.) The characters are as follows:
Fezzik Westly Inigo
Man in black, it all began with a drinking cup
No, it is too much, instead I will sum-up
The fencing wizard and master of paranoia
The Spaniard, Inigo Montoya
Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me
Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me
Cuz he's finally off his mead
Why is it me you need?
My father was a smith, so good he was a myth
So he could make a sword of unusual width
Rougen said, "I can't to tricks, it's my fingers, I have six
I really can't use just any old sticks."
Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me
Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me
So my father, the smith, he worked all night
Just to make sure he got the sword right
The six-fingered man lies as sure as he draws breath
For his pains, my father was sent to his death
Sing it! Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me
Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me
Uh!
-shadow-fencing interlude-
The word on the street, Humperdink has your sweet
Although you she'd surely rather meet
My father needs his due, and Buttercup needs rescue
We've common enemies to defeat!
Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me
Life 4 U, Revenge – 4 ME!