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Note: This takes place on August 14, 2010.

More than Just

Trouble with a capital T

Damsels in distress in need of rescuing in their most dire moments are met with a guy, riding into their life on a white stallion. Usually the guy forever after either a. chases her, or b. ignores her with everything he has. The mysterious knight usually crashed into her life without warning, causing her to forever be thankful or to chase after said unwilling knight. Usually. But no, no his life had to be different because he just had to meet the one girl who was going to crash into his life. Or rather, more specifically, his living room wall. With a car.

His mouth was open in a half threat yell towards Naruto, threatening that if he broke one more thing in his house he was going to throw him out. Again. But instead of seeing a blond looking up with a sheepish lopsided grin, he was staring at a pile of rubble that used to be his living room wall. A soft drip, drip, drip could be heard as the water ran off his hair and body to pool around on the floor at his feet, the towel around his neck and the boxers on him already dripping wet. The roar of the shower still on went ignored in the background.

With apprehension he watched part of the rubble move and silently prayed, for once, that it was Naruto's blond tuft of hair he was going to see pop out. 'No, of course not', he grumbled silently to himself when instead of blond he saw pink. Pink hair, who on Earth would have pink hair? Suddenly a migraine came over his aching head as he realized that only a girl, of course, would have pink hair. And of course, if pink hair was a possibility for anyone then of course it was an even higher possibility that Uchiha Sasuke was now, and forever, screwed and doomed to the deepest depths of the Earth's core. Great... Just great.

He would have just stood there, really he would have. Maybe he would have started yelling at the long haired girl emerging from the rubble about the costs of his living room wall, and about how she better get out Now and he better see a check in the mail a week from today. But he didn't. All for the simple, yet astonishing, fact that now his living room was also being turned into Swiss cheese. He narrowed his eyes and stomped over to the now broken wall, looked outside, ignored the green eyes peering into his back, and glared at the seven men with guns.

"What on EARTH do you think you are doing to MY house?" He all but practically roared at them, it was one thing to interrupt his shower, but another to crash into the side of his house with a car, and to then start showering it with bullets? Oh no, he was certainly not going to take that!

"You're holding a hostage of ours and we demand her back!" A black haired, blue eyed man retorted at him, red laser now on Sasuke's chest. He arched an eyebrow at them. "Your hostage?" He snorted. "I would assume that your hostage would be under your mercy yet here she is, you having allowed her to crash into my house. I see no hostage of yours here."

The blue eyed man rolled his eyes, pulled the safety off his gun and aimed. "Do it." Hard coal black eyes stared at the man, daring, just daring him to pull the trigger.

"What makes you think that stupid glare of yours is going to stop me?" The blue eyed man grinned a toothy grin at him, obviously the leader seeing as how all other guns were stopped and letting him take the shot himself.

Sasuke snorted, "Because I will then have each and every one of you deported, if you make it out alive, under the Uchiha Poilice, personally escorted by my men."

"U..Uchiha?" Brown eyes flickered for a moment from his laser that was pointed on the green eyed girl slowly inching her way behind the raven haired man.

"He's bluffing!" Blue eyed man shot back at him while spitting off to the side.

"Go ahead then. Shoot."

Blue eyes narrowed down at him."Like I give a crap if you really are him or not, I'll still kill you before you could even try and pull through on that bluff."

Sasuke smirked. The rest was just a tornado of events, the men falling from his roof, Sasuke dodging the sound of the bullet, already half way there to the blue eyed man while pinky ducked with a muffled squeak before diving behind the couch as all hell broke out. Sasuke had Blue Eyes by his neck with his gun skidding to a stop a few feet away on the ground.

"Now, just who, may I ask, do I owe this wonderful morning to?" Sasuke sneered, pressure increasing just the slightest bit on the man's neck. Blue Eyes chocked and sputtered with a glare that would have been fierce if he hadn't been held by the neck, his nails digging into the pale hand holding him there.

"Like I would sell out my own team like that." He spat out it in Sasuke's face but it only contorted into a smirk.

"Funny. Considering they're as good as dead once I give the word, you're minutes from death should I wish it, and the fact that they've already sold you out." He chuckled at Blue Eyes' disbelieving look on his face. "What? Expected them to hold their tongues for your life instead of wagging them for theirs? Fine."

"No! W-wait!" He coughed harshly in Sasuke's face causing the Uchiha to narrow his eyes. "I-W-we weren't to-told their n-name-" He coughed and sputtered under the tightening grip, eyes wide and suddenly pleading, "b-but!" He coughed as the grip loosened ever so slightly, "B-but they're very underground, one of the g-gangs." He sucked in air, more available now than before.

"Who do I send the bill to?.." He growled.

"B-black cloaks. That's all I know. I swear." He looked him in the eyes, Sasuke groaned and threw him to the ground. "Round them all up at the Main Office, I'll be there shortly. Unfortunately."

"Yes Mr. Uchiha!"

"Good." Black eyes found their way back to the pink headed girl who was currently sticking her tongue out at the band of guys being led away. Just what he needed, another it ever end?

"You. Out. Now." He pushed her towards the now missing wall.

"Ah- but thank you!"

He glared at her. "Out. Now. And get your forsaken car out of here while you're at it."

She paused and he swore that he was going to shoot something after all of this was done and over with. "Uh, you see, there's a slight problem with that..."

He only glared at her and she gave a sheepish smile at him before continuing. "See... One, it's not, errr... It's not really my car, it uhm, was kinda borrowed." His silence was not comforting in the least and she shifted on her feet uncomfortably.

"And two, uh, I can't really drive it anymore..." She bit her lip, "You know seeing as how it's kinda in multiple pieces and all..." Nervously she kicked at the rubble on the ground, accidentally sending one of the wheels rolling across the empty space to land at the feet of the increasingly scary guy.

"Ou-"

"BYE!"

Silence. He ran a hand through his hair after glaring with all his might at the empty space before him that had held a pink haired, green eyed girl moments before. Some of the rubble shifted, causing a small avalanche and a steering wheel rolled down and hit the wheel at his feet, clanked back and fourth for a moment before landing on the floor with a metal clank.

"Yo! Teme! I'm ba-aaah... WHAT HAPPENED?"

Sasuke raised his head from the tire and steering wheel at his feet looked at Naruto, scowled and walked away to go finish his shower. The door closed with a slam and a crack ran up the wooden frame. He was going to kill someone, and they were going to pay soon.

"T-teme?..."

No one saw mercy that day, no one. It wasn't until well after two in the afternoon that Sasuke actually showed up to the main holding cell where all the shooters were located.

"Five hours!" Wailed the brown eyed man, "Five freakin' hours! Who keeps their prisoners waiting for FIVE hours!"

"Clearly you haven't met Sasuke-kun before." Snickered the red headed woman sitting behind the desk. She pushed her cranberry colored glasses up further and flickered her red eyes back to the reports she was reading, efficiently ignoring their taunting and teasing. Sasuke-kun wouldn't like it if she started yelling at them and riling them up.

"Karin?"

She looked up to see the big and muscular orange haired man staring down at her apprehensively. "Should I take care of them?"

She smiled, "No thanks Jugo, Sasuke-kun should be here shortly. It should be interesting to see what he does to them. They must have really pissed him off for them to have to wait so long."

Jugo looked unsure about not quieting their taunts at Karin but followed her lead. "They probably woke him up... Sasuke never was a morning person."

Karin laughed, "Yeah, I almost feel so bad that I would wish them luck."

"Hn."

"Sasuke-kun!" Karin jumped up, hugged him, and then stayed on his arm until shrugged off.

"We've been waiting FIVE HOURS you jerk!"

Without looking towards the men hollering at him through the bars he looked at Karin and Jugo.

"Suigestu is in the other room getting the last few files brought up on them."

Sasuke nodded towards Jugo, turned, glared at the men to further silence them and then turned back to Karin who smiled in delight. "I have the forms all filled out, all you have to do is sign and write in the penalties." Red nail polished fingers held the papers out to him and he took them without a word or smile. Walking next door to the blue tinted white haired man he threw the papers on his desk.

"Ah, Sasuke, right on time as always." Sharp teeth penetrated his grin. "Who's the sitting duck now, and which gun are you going to use?"

"Hn." Suigestu smiled and Sasuke groaned.

"Jail for a week, house arrest for another, and how much do we fine them?"

"$10,000."

"Total?"

"Each."

Suigestu snickered, "What'd they do, take out your living room wall?" When he was met with a vicious glare he couldn't help but burst out laughing. "T-they took our your wall?" He eventually calmed down his laughing when Karin began to glare at him. Purple eyes teary he began filling out the forms with a small laugh here and there at the stupidity of it all.

Karin hit him upside the head and quietly hissed, "Stop laughing at Sasuke-kun!"

Suigestu only laughed louder, "I'm not laughing at him! Ow! Don't hit me Karin!" She crossed her arms at him after getting a small glare from Sasuke. "Look! Now you made him mad at me!" He snickered at her and dodged the next head blow. "Oi! Oi! I'm trying to write here!"

Sasuke grabbed his head in a silent groan and Jugo just laughed quietly. "My office is free, Sasuke." Warily he looked a Jugo, sighed, gave in and let Jugo lead him to his office. "I wont let them get in, promise."

Collapsing on the sofa his eyes fell shut as he tried to shut out the ever-growing migraine from this morning. "Thanks."

Jugo, surprised, smiled and said "No problem Sasuke." Turning he left the room quietly with a soft click of the door.

Sasuke awoke to a variety of noises and found that his migraine had fled for the most part, but not entirely. In fact, the longer the bickering went on outside his door, the longer he was sure it was going to stay.

"But Jugo! I just want to watch him! I promise I wont make any noises or wake him up!"

"Suuuure you wouldn't! You would just fondle him!"

"Shut your trap Suigestu! Sasuke has boundaries set and I respect them!"

"Oh yeah, because clinging to his arm isn't invading his personal space and his set boundaries!"

"Calm down Karin!" The voice was gruff and it sounded as if he was having a difficulty in restraining her.

Sasuke pulled a back cushion off the couch and smothered it on top of his face in an attempt to block out all the noise and lights. He briefly wondered why he hadn't turned off the light right above his head.

"Behave, both of you, Sasuke is trying to sleep."

"I will if Suigestu stops picking on me!"

"But Karin-chan!"

WHACK

Sasuke groaned, pulled the cushion down harder on his face and tried very hard to think of absolutely nothing.

"Sasuke!" Naruto's scream echoed off the walls of the room even through the door that was then slammed open with a menacing sound of wood splitting, efficiently ruining Sasuke's attempt at thinking about nothing.

"Oi! Teme! Listen to me!" The whiny voice was making an effort to pull the cushion off but Sasuke clung to it like the remains of his sanity.

"Dear Kami! Why do you have a death grip on this thing?" The pillow was ripped from his grip and blinding light flooded suddenly into his eyes making him scowl, squint and promise himself someone was going to die for this. He turned wrath filled eyes onto Naruto in extreme annoyance.

Jugo's head popped in with an apologetic smile while holding a bickering pair behind him.

Sasuke glared harder.

"Anyways!" Oblivious to his own near death, Naruto continued on. "Uh, yeah... There's, a, uh kinda a new hole in your roof.." Naruto shifted his balance fearfully suddenly painfully aware of Sasuke's facial expressions. His glare was lessening slightly from the shock and Naruto heard the bickering couple in the background slowly die off.

"A hole."

"Yeeeeah..." Naruto scratched the back of his head nervously, not liking how eerily calm Sasuke's voice was.

"In my roof."

Naruto was silent.

"And you left my house alone."

Naruto was silent before laughing softly. But he was the only one laughing. "No! Kami! I would never! I saw someone passing by the house, they were kinda staring at it oddly, so I had him house-sit real quick like so I could come and tell you what had happened."

Naruto was grinning but Sasuke was not happy. At all.

"A stranger, Naruto?" Karin was looking at him funny and her voice was unusually timid.

"Huh?" Naruto looked around the room at Sasuke's pained expression, Karin's nervously timid one, Jugo's eyes adverting Sasuke and Suigestu's conflicted eyes strung between laughing and escaping the building. A deep sound welled up in Naruto's chest and the others could hardly believe it when he started belting out in laughter. "Man! What do you guys take me for? Haha! Of course not! Neji came by, something about curiosity, so he's there now! You guys don't actually believe that I would do something as stupid as that, do you?"

His laughter died out as no one joined in on his laughter. "...guys?"

Blue eyes turned on charcoal, "Teme! You don't honestly believe I would leave your Swiss Cheese house with some stranger walking down the street, do you!"

Sasuke snorted. "It's you, dobe."

"Hey!" Wild eyes switched targets. "Karin! Help me out here!"

"I wouldn't put it past you Naruto." She was giggling. At him.

Suigestu. "Hate to agree with flaming locks of hair over here but..." He had a smile on his face, razor sharp teeth pointing out as he tried not to laugh. The idiot's face was priceless.

Robotically and with puppy dog sad eyes he turned to Jugo. It was a timid "...Jugo?" with a glimmer of hope. But Jugo only gave him a sad, sad smile.

Stomping his foot on the ground Naruto almost managed to scowl.

"What's up with all of you today? Seriously!" He made a face crossed between annoyance, disappointment and pouting.

A uniform knock sounded off the splintered office room door.

Sitting up properly Sasuke looked towards the door and spoke with authority, "Come in."

"Mr. Uchiha." The black headed man gave a small nod of his head towards Sasuke. He was calm but hasty enough to not address the other two employees and one visitor. Instead his eyes were clearly trained on Sasuke's face.

"Senior Uchiha Fugaku has requested your presence immediately."

Without a word in the silent room Sasuke was up and walking towards the door with a thin lined mouth, back straight and was out of sight within moments.

It wasn't even barely a minute before Sasuke reached the head of the company's door and knocked. A muffled 'Come in' came from behind the door and Sasuke opened it to the stony face of his father. The lines were harsh on his face and his thin lips were curved downwardly into a sharp frown of displeasure.

"You requested me, Father."

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