Author Note: I do not own the characters in this story, nor do I own any
rights to the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". They were created
by Joss Whedon and belong to him, Mutant Enemy, Sandollar Television, Kuzui
Enterprises, 20th Century Fox Television and the UPN Television Network.
Incidently, if Joss Whedon or any of his cohorts comes across this little ditty, feel free to email me with job offers!
ACT I
Fade In
The Bronze. The Scooby Gang relax before heading out for another night of slaying. The Bronze is half empty, as it's still early. A band very similar to Green Day plays in the background while Willow bounces her head in unison with the music.
Willow: This is nice, just sitting around ... non of those pesky end of the world hijinx's happening.
Xander: I second that motion, Ms. Wicca.
(Buffy enters scene with beverages' for the gang)
Xander: I do appreciate this fine beverage Ms. Slayer.
Buffy: Your mighty welcome, Tex....
Willow: You guys are strange ... maybe i should do a cool spell on us?
Buffy and Xander is unison: NO!
Willow: Alright, don't heartattacks! Did you guys see who's playing on Saturday?
Buffy: Yeah, I bet there'll be mega-stud muffins roaming around.
Willow: Yeah, she is pretty hot.
Xander: Who?
Buffy: Britney Spears.
Xander: Britney Spears is coming to the Bronze?
Willow: Yeah, isn't the keen?
Xander: I've got some shopping to do...i need some ...stuff.
Willow: Yeah, me too. Maybe a push up bra?
Buffy: Will..not to burst your bubble, but I think Britney Spears swings from the other side of the plate...
Willow: Well, maybe I could do a Lesbian spel....
Xander: Don't you dare finish that sentence...actually...mayb....
Buffy: (Slapping Xander on the shoulder) Your not helping!
Xander: Well, who am I to pursuade Ms. Spears from switching sides for a night...as long as I can watch, You know, supervise...make sure nothing dangerous happens.
Buffy: If you keep this subject going, somthing is definetly going to happen..and it's dangerous too you!
(Mean while, down in the sewers of Sunnydale)
Dalton stands before a wall, with pictures of Britney Spears taped, nailed, glued and tacked to the wall. Standing around him are his cronies.
Dalton: You, my Goddess..have committed the ultimate sin. You of the pomp and circumstance, have taken away the love that my master so mercifully deserves. You shall be punished in ways no human being should be punished. Your time of reckoning has come, your soul the bounty, your mind the trigger.....
(Lurking around in the background, a figure, hidden in darkness laughs earily....)
Spike: How can I help?
Fade
ACT II coming soon!
Incidently, if Joss Whedon or any of his cohorts comes across this little ditty, feel free to email me with job offers!
ACT I
Fade In
The Bronze. The Scooby Gang relax before heading out for another night of slaying. The Bronze is half empty, as it's still early. A band very similar to Green Day plays in the background while Willow bounces her head in unison with the music.
Willow: This is nice, just sitting around ... non of those pesky end of the world hijinx's happening.
Xander: I second that motion, Ms. Wicca.
(Buffy enters scene with beverages' for the gang)
Xander: I do appreciate this fine beverage Ms. Slayer.
Buffy: Your mighty welcome, Tex....
Willow: You guys are strange ... maybe i should do a cool spell on us?
Buffy and Xander is unison: NO!
Willow: Alright, don't heartattacks! Did you guys see who's playing on Saturday?
Buffy: Yeah, I bet there'll be mega-stud muffins roaming around.
Willow: Yeah, she is pretty hot.
Xander: Who?
Buffy: Britney Spears.
Xander: Britney Spears is coming to the Bronze?
Willow: Yeah, isn't the keen?
Xander: I've got some shopping to do...i need some ...stuff.
Willow: Yeah, me too. Maybe a push up bra?
Buffy: Will..not to burst your bubble, but I think Britney Spears swings from the other side of the plate...
Willow: Well, maybe I could do a Lesbian spel....
Xander: Don't you dare finish that sentence...actually...mayb....
Buffy: (Slapping Xander on the shoulder) Your not helping!
Xander: Well, who am I to pursuade Ms. Spears from switching sides for a night...as long as I can watch, You know, supervise...make sure nothing dangerous happens.
Buffy: If you keep this subject going, somthing is definetly going to happen..and it's dangerous too you!
(Mean while, down in the sewers of Sunnydale)
Dalton stands before a wall, with pictures of Britney Spears taped, nailed, glued and tacked to the wall. Standing around him are his cronies.
Dalton: You, my Goddess..have committed the ultimate sin. You of the pomp and circumstance, have taken away the love that my master so mercifully deserves. You shall be punished in ways no human being should be punished. Your time of reckoning has come, your soul the bounty, your mind the trigger.....
(Lurking around in the background, a figure, hidden in darkness laughs earily....)
Spike: How can I help?
Fade
ACT II coming soon!