I saw Reno drinking Beer! (To the tune of "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!")
AN: Kally and Lila have finally inspired me to write my first FF7 song-fic! I was in the Christmas spirit when a bolt of inspiration hit me, and told me to write this song-fic! Enjoy! * Aurora*
Chorus
I saw Reno drinking beer!
In Tifa's bar last night!
He didn't see me creep in the door to have a peek,
He thought that I was at home fast a sleep!
No, No, no!
I saw Lila chasing Reno!
After he left the bar,
He never saw it coming, He never even yelled!
He thought that Lila was in the insane asylum!
No, no, no!
Chorus
I saw Reno drinking beer!
In Tifa's bar last night!
He didn't see me creep in the door to have a peek,
He thought that I was home fast a sleep!
No, No, no!
I saw him when Lila caught him,
he was bawling his eyes out!
He was trying to get free,
He wanted to flee!
But Lila had a grip on him!
Oh no, oh, oh no!
Chorus
I saw Reno drinking beer!
In Tifa's bar last night!
He didn't see me creep in the door to have a peek,
He thought that I was home fast a sleep!
No, No, no!
Please remember that this has nothing to do with what happens in the game! Nadda! Zip! Zero! This is a real event that took place please remember this! Lila wishes! Just kidding!
Lila: Yes, people, it's TRUE! I SWEAR! I HAVE FINALLY CAPTURED RENO! DREAMS DO COME TRUE AROUND THE HOLIDAYS! I SWEAR-
Aurora: (dragging Lila off) Yeah Lila, whatever you say. We ALL believe you…now just try own this straightjacket…and we'll bring you to a nice place with padded walls…
Lila: IS RENO THERE?????
Aurora: Yeah, that's right…
The song "I saw mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is written by Tommie Connor, and No I don't own Reno, and I in no way own Lila, she owns herself! I think…
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Please Review! Myself confidence is at a major low! L And no FLAMES!