Tibe Kubo? (sp?) owns Bleach. I'm just a lover of the manga/Anime.

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It was a rather bizarre night for Ichigo. He swore he heard Orihime's voice all through out the night, rambling about Ichigo's…unmentionables. Her voice and ramblings ringed through out Ichigo's mind that night. He clenched his eyes and tried to sleep pushing away any dirty thoughts about Orihime.

The following morning he jumped right out of bed. His heart started racing. Who was behind those closet doors? 'It has to be Rukia! I know it has!' Ichigo thought to himself.

It was too silent. He knew Rukia was a loud snorer. Maybe it was Kon playing tricks on him again! A sudden cold chill ran through Ichigo's spine. Just as the closet door began to open, Ichigo instinctively ripped the wooden door right open. A semi woken Orihime sprung up in surprise covering her naked body and blushing ever so profusely.

"Kurosaki-kun…?" Orihime asked rather innocently

"Eh?! Inoue! What are you doing hiding in my closet?" Ichigo yelled

"Ano…I just woke up here…" Orihime said blushing even harder.

"Well umm… are you wearing anything under that blanket?" Ichigo asked noticing that Orihime was clutching her chest rather tightly.

"N-No!! C-can you please lend me a shirt?"

Ichigo took off his shirt and gave it to Orihime. She looked at him with a puzzled face, almost trying to say something. Ichigo's eyes could not focus on her face, they wandered south to where Kon might have buried his face in. 'they're… so much bigger without her shirt on…' Ichigo thought to himself. Orihime gently nudged the end of Ichigo's chin to readjust his head to where her face was.

"Kurosaki-kun…Please don't act like Kon…" Orihime said rather offended.

"Inoue, I'm sorry can you please take these pants"

Ichigo took off his pants, and gave them to Orihime. Orihime this time couldn't help herself from staring at Ichigo's Speedo. 'Nani?, why is he wearing Speedos? Oh my… They look so nice…' Ichigo chuckled inside. He never did have a girl look at him the way Orihime was staring at him.

"Inoue, mind you stop staring?"

Orihime ignored him completely as she put on Ichigo's clothes. A muffled cry from under Orihime's butt was heard. Orihime got out of what remained of the closet and stood next to Ichigo. A flattened Kon gasped for breath mumbling how it was the best night of his life. Ichigo threw Kon across the room and out the window, displeased at his comment to Orihime.

"Inoue, why were you naked in my closet?"

"Umm...I have no recollection why..sorry for startling you like that Kurosaki-kun"

"I bet you Rukia had something to do with this"

"Maybe I have secret ninja skills and I snuck into your bed room like a shadow and threw my clothes in your face!"

"You've been watching too much Naruto, Inoue."

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It might be short by it's straight forward. Tell me what you guys thinks Fellow fans!