A/N: 'allo there! We are ILuvRonW and CaseyRomioneFan! This is our first random parody thingamabobber. Don't ask for why we're acting retarded. It's 4 in the morning and… well you know where I'm getting at. So hope you like our first and hopefully not last funny, retarded, awkward parody!
Ron&Hermione: (Randomly making out)
Harry: (Walks in) Er… I don't think I need to see this.
Ron&Hermione: (STILL Randomly snogging)
Harry: Hello? Grossed out Harry over here! (points to himself)
Voldy: (Walks in and sees Hermione&Ron kissing) What the hell is going on? So they finally kiss after…(randomly stops and turns to Harry) how many years?
Harry: Hmm… I pretty sure it's seven.
Inferi of Lavender: (zomblie like way) I…kill…Hermione…My…Won…Won
Hermione: Suck it, BITCH!
Voldy: What the hell?
ILuvRonW: Want me to help?
Voldy: Who the hell are you?
CaseyRomioneFan: (Pops in next to Voldy arm around him) Hey, wazzup?
Voldy: Who the hell are you?
ILuvRonW: (Pointing to Inferi Lavender) Lemme handle her. Avada Kedavra.
Inferi of Lavender: (rolls down on the ground)
CaseyRomioneFan: Or I could just do this. (press the random button and Inferi disappear.)
Voldy: Why the hell don't I have a button like that?
ILuvRonW: (sticks hand out in Voldy's face) 'Cause you're not epic like us so…squeeze me!
Draco: (Pops in) I want my Zefron poster!
Voldy: NOOOOOOOOOOO! You can't have it! It's mine! Mine! My smexii Zefron!
Cho: (Pops in) Hey Harry.
Harry: Er…Hi.
Ginny: (Pops in) GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND! GO SUCK IT! (Sticks up middle finger)
Cho: (walks into corner and sobs)
Voldy: (to Ginny) Suck it, bitch! Harry's mine!
Draco: (looks at Voldy hopefully) Does this mean I can get my Zefron poster?
CaseyRomioneFan: Er…ILuvRonW…maybe we shouldn't have let Draco in wanting his Zefron poster.
ILuvRonW: I'll take it away from him.
Draco: (clutches poster) My Zefron poster, bitch!
ILuvRonW: (offended) Rude!
Voldy: Where the hell did you get my Zefron poster?
CaseyRomioneFan: (Innocent Eyes) Oh, I gave it to him!
Cho: (sobs in corner)
Viktor: (Walks in)
Ron: She's mine, bitch! (pulls out wand) Avada Kedavra! (Kills Viktor)
Viktor: (To Hermione) I…love…you! (Dead)
Hermione: I'm with Ron so, SUCK IT BITCH!
ILuvRonW: Well…that went well…
CaseyRomioneFan: Quite. Don't you love my hatred for Viktor Krumbag?
Ron: I love it!
ILuvRonW: (Keeps straight face) No comment.
Voldy: I just want my effing Zefron poster back.
Draco: Suck it bitch.
Severus: (Pops in and looks at everyone in the room)
ILuvRonW: Well…this will go well. Not.
CaseyRomioneFan: OMV! It's freaking SNAPE! (Jumps in and gives him a hug)
Severus: (carries CaseyRomioneFan in hands) You look a bit like Lily. Wanna kiss?
CaseyRomioneFan: Hell no. You're too old for me! (Walks off)
Dumbledore: (Pops in) I'm gay.
ILuvRonW: Well…that went well.
CaseyRomioneFan: Well said.
Cho: (sobs in corner) YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! YOU WON'T EVEN HELP A GIRL SOBBING IN A CORNER! EVERYONE CAN GO SUCK IT!
CaseyRomioneFan: (exclaims) WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!
Dumbledore: ….Who the hell are you?
CaseyRomioneFan: I am your father.
Voldy: That's what she said.
Lupin: (Pops in. Stares at everyone in this small room) I'm a werewolf!
ILuvRonW: OMG! ITS LUPIN!
Lupin: Well spotted.
Dumbledore: Yes, very well.
ILuvRonW: Wanna kiss?
Voldy: I'M GAY
Dumbledore&Voldy: (Gets into deep conversation about their gayness)
Cho: Hey Ron! Wanna go out? (shoots evil stare at Harry)
Hermione: (freaks out on Cho)
ILuvRonW: Well…Casey, what did you do?
CaseyRomioneFan: (looks guilty) …Ooh! Dumbledore! What did you do?
Dumbledore: (Looks away from Voldy and points up to the ceiling) I'm gay!
ILuvRonW: Well…that went well. Oh bythe way, Lupin you didn't answer me!
Lupin: Er…I'm married!
ILuvRonW: (smiles viciously) If there's one girl in the middle of me stopping you then…Oh, you'll see!
CaseyRomioneFan: Oh…you will see…