A/N I OWN HARRY POTTER! YES I DO!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA ::looks up at the two burly lawyer type guys and cowers:: er- not really, if I did would I be sitting here writing this fic for NO money...didn't think so.

AND NOW ON TO.....15 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HP!

(Booming voice in background) THIS FIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 'L' AND THE NUMBER '13'!!!!!!

Ok…FF.net wanted a fic…so'll give em a fic..here it is.

Hermione looked at Harry, Harry looked at Ron, Ron looked at Draco. Draco said 'pass the bacon' Ron said 'okay' Harry said 'pass the sausage' Hermione said ok.

-THE END!

NOW! WASN'T THAT THE BEST FIC EVER!

OK...NOW you can read it(THE LIST) . Don't forget to review! ;o)

Pssssstttt…15 reviews and I'll post another 15 reasons.

1. You stole all the rotting pumpkins in your neighborhood so you could use the 'fluid' to make pumpkin juice.

2. You've decided to stop paying your phone/gas/electric/telephone bill because they are too 'muggle' and such things don't exist.

3. You're convinced Paddington Bear is really a lookout to make sure no muggles get into platform 9 3/4

4. You're avoiding the bathroom at school because there's a troll hiding in one of the stalls

5. You take a stick to the statue in your hallway and cry 'dissendium'- when it doesn't open you threaten it with the 'pumpkin juice' you made earlier

6. You try to convince your teachers to let you take extra classes so you can have a time-turner

7. You rescue all the wolves in the zoo and hold a rally against mis-treatment of werewolves (Its not their fault!)

8. On your trip to Mexico last summer you tried conversing with the python in the desert-it bit you instead (I swear...I think I called it a Kangaroo in parselmouth)

9. You killed your pet mouse...only to find out it wasn't Pettigrew after all.

10. Your whole city knows your greatest fear is Volde-Vol-Vo-Voldem- er...You-Know-Who and won't say it in front of you in fear you'll stab them with your stick. (It's a wand!!!)) er- I mean 'Wand'

11. You try to persuade the city judge to give all criminals another trial. You'll even provide the Veritiserum- It doesn't work.

12. You think you're Harry's lost twin. When Mom 'loses' your birth certificate, you're positive.

13. Instead of 'Oh My God' you know exclaim surprise with 'Great Wizards' or 'Merlin's Beard'

14. You claim there's a password to get into your room. You won't tell and whenever someone comes in without using it you deduct points from their 'House'

AND FINALLY!!!!!

15.You pull the feathers out of the seagulls at the bay to use for' Quills' you coat them with sugar and are surprised when you come down with a stomach virus (I knew I should have cleaned them first!)

A/N: WOOOOOOOO!!! VERY HYPER HERE...I NEEDED SOMETHING TO BLOW ENERGY OFF WITH AND WELL, THIS IS WHAT YA GOT! Don't forget to review...see that little box down there in the left-hand corner. You know ya want to...go on...that's it! Oh yes...one more thing.... FLAMES ARE FOR MARSHMALLOWS (especially the bulletproof kind)