A/N: Um...not much I can say about this fic. Except that I was bored and decided to make a HiDei fic since there aren't many. But anyways HiDei is an interesting pair that the Deviant LittleLadyPunk got me into from her illustrations on Devinat art along with her friends and other DA members posting stuff. Before I leave I must say this story is pretty cliche? It takes place at a cafe/resturant Deidara works at, and Hidan is a rude and fussy customer.

Purple irises stared at the offending pastry treat, with distaste. The man with platinum hair pounded the table as he called out to the waiter. A waiter with long pale blonde hair walked over, annoyed at the customer's rather rude gesture, but kept on a cheery type of smile.

"What is it Sir, Un?" The waiter stared at the man sitting at the table.

"This is Apple Pie. I fucking ordered chocolate mousse. Go fix it up." Hidan demanded, glaring at the effeminate blonde waiter.

"I'm sorry Sir. You already took a bite out of it, and I can't possibly exchange it now. Un" The waiter's face held an apologetic look, before deciding to turn around and leave. But before the waiter could turn around the customer shoved the pie into the waiter's hand.

"I don't give a Shit. You're the one that gave it to me in the first place; now go before I shove it up your ass."

Deidara stared at him for a moment, before deciding that fighting this man wasn't worth his time. He reluctantly returned with the new dessert and turned again to leave the man to his meal.

"Hey wait. Sit here with me, will you. I didn't mean to over react, I'm just having one of those fucked up days." Hidan tried to smile but it instead it turned into a type of unfriendly grin. The waiter wanted to badly leave but just went along with the act anyways. Deidara felt uncomfortable as the other man looked him over as he ate.

"You know…" Hidan said thoughtfully as he ate, and took another hard look at Deidara before finishing his phrase.

"for a guy, your really girly looking." He laughed out, drawing the attention of the restaurant to the two.

Deidara was fuming, and tried suppressing the urge to strangle the customer. He got up hastily and shoved the remaining chocolate mousse at his offender.

"Good day sir, Un." He left the table, the customer eyes blinked and held a confused look.

"I was kidding jeez. Come back!" Hidan yelled after the waiter but the waiter ignore the call while the customers stared in astonishment.

To be Continued?

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