Ways to Annoy the Death Note characters
L
Everyone knows that there is a million ways to annoy the characters from Death Note and I love this anime so much that I am making a fanfiction about it...plus there's the fact that I am dying of boredom once again. There aren't some people mentioned in here and that is because I don't feel like adding them. Please R&R or Mello will shoot you...wait that happens anyway.
1.) Replace all of his sweets with vegetables
2.) Steal all of Mello's chocolate bars and then put them in L's house.
3.)Redo his hair (you know with braids and ribbons) and his clothes (make him look pretty!), then make him have a tea party with Near's dolls.
4.) Switch his wardrobe with Mello's.
5.) Take a razor to his head when he isn't looking.
6.) Drink a lot of iced coffee so that you are really hyper, then handcuff yourself to him and throw the key away. :)
7.) Pretend to be a ninja and karate chop his computer.
8.) When he gets a new computer, keep asking him to play "EZ maze" on
9.) Take an embarrassing photo of him and set it as his background.
10.) Tickle him like crazy (sorry I had to do that one)
11.) Play the waffle song as his theme song.
12.) Put super glue all over his chair.
13.) Replace his shampoo with blonde dye.
14.) Poke him in the stomach constantly.
15.) Replace his jeans with really short shorts.
16.) When walking in public with him, at random people, point and scream "The enemy!"
17.) Blast heavy metal music in his ear.
18.) But in on his phone calls and start taking about irrelevant things.
19.) Go party boy on him (This is for the guys only and if you don't know who party boy is then start watching "Jackass")
20.) Show him a naked picture of Light.
21.) Put him on the hood of your car and floor it.
22.) Every time he says something, at the end say "would you like sweets with that?"
23.) Keep asking if he is really Kira.
24.) Ask him if he is Near's father.
25.) Keep calling him Milkshakes.
26.) Ask if he borrowed Gaara's eyeliner recently.
27.) Boil his ice cream.
28.) Tell him that he isn't the best detective anymore because Matsuda is better.
29.) When you are in the elevator say "Oh my god did you hear that cable snap?"
30.) Tell him your problems. L really wants to know.
