A/N: The idea for this fic came to me in English class after I finished my vocabulary quiz and was partly inspired by Waking Up In Vegas by Katy Perry. This might just be a two-shot or it could be a little longer. Either way, I need suggestions and if you could give me some, that would be appreciated.

Disclaimer: I only own Mrs. Bennett.

Honeymoon

Starscream's holoform and his new bride stood in front of a man in formal clothes.

"Now if you sign here, everything will be official," said the man.

Starscream took the pen and signed the document before handing it to the young woman next to him.

"There. You are now officially Mr. and Mrs.…um, Sir, what is your last name?," asked the man.

"I'm taking my wife's maiden name," stated Starscream.

"Well, then, you are now officially Mr. and Mrs. Bennett," said the man. "You may now kiss your bride."

And that Starscream did. He couldn't believe it, he was actually married. His trinemates had always believed that he would stay single forever, but now look at him; he was the only one in a serious relationship while they were still single.

Happiness filled his spark when he saw her smile.

"Well, Starscream, where are we going for our honeymoon?," she asked.

"You'll see," he said.

He grabbed her hand and led her back to his real body. Then he helped her into his cockpit and flew off to the unknown location.

XXX

During the flight, his young bride had fallen asleep and hadn't woken up when he had landed or when he had carried her into their hotel room. Normally she was a light sleeper; Primus, she must have been more tired than he had thought.

When she finally woke up a little while later, she found Starscream laying next to her, resting.

She sat up and took in the room. It was beautiful. She then walked over to the window and gasped when she realized where they are.

They were in Las Vegas and apparently they were staying in the Venetian hotel.

"Do you like the surprise?," asked Starscream as he hugged her from behind.

"The sight is nice but…"

"But what?"

"The legal age to drink and gamble is 21 and I'm 20," she explained.

"Slaggit!"

"It's okay, Starscream. There's still other things we could do," she said seductively.

Starscream smirked. He liked where this was going. He picked her up bridal style and was about to take her to the bed when this happened…

The door slammed open and several people came rushing in.

It was the holoforms of Thundercracker, Skywarp, Barricade, and Blackout and Frenzy in his mech form; all of them were wearing party hats, smoking cigars, and were throwing confetti at the newlyweds. This surprised Starscream and made him accidentally drop his wife.

"Ow!"

"Sorry," he said as he helped her up.

"Oh god, they followed us," she said, shocked that they had a spare room key.

"Congrats, Screamer, on getting hitched!," shouted Skywarp.

"Yeah, never thought it would happen to you!," added Blackout.

"Why didn't you tell us that you and the organic were getting married?," asked Thundercracker.

"Because it was a private ceremony," muttered Starscream.

"Well, you're stuck with us now," said Barricade.

"What's that supposed to mean?," she asked.

"It means, Mrs.….Uh, do we call you Mrs. Starscream or something?," asked Barricade.

"I kept my maiden name, so I'm Mrs. Bennett," she answered. "But you can call me by my first name, D-"

"Okay then Mrs. Bennett," interrupted Barricade. "This means that we're staying in Vegas, with you two."

"Yeah, we want to see what's so great about the so-called 'Sin City,'" said Skywarp.

On the outside, Starscream and Mrs. Bennett made no reaction…But on the inside, both were reacting the same way.

NOOOO!!!!

A/N: Those two will never catch a break.

Okay, I'm currently having this long conversation with Jesus Luvs Everyone and at first it started off as a review response to one of her poems and escalated from there. Now she's posted a story based on our conversation. It's called New Recruits: Infiltration and it's about our OC Cassetticons Rhythm and Tune sneaking into the Autobot Base to gather information but end up pulling some pranks along the way. Check it out please; who knows you might just like it.

Please review, I want to hear your ideas.