Teen Titans Diary of Robin
September 24 2013: Dear diary, today I fought some sort of bug that was 3 inches tall it stabbed me with a splinter of wood.
September 27 2013: Dear diary, today the True Master kicked my ass in Crockett .
September 30 2013: Dear diary, today Mother May-Eye mugged me as I walked out of Cook's Electronics.
October 3 2013: Dear diary, today Beast Boy ran up to me naked and told me he saw Control Freak in the air ducts above the shower.
October 6 2013: Dear diary, today Kitten tackled me in an ally and ripped off my dick and ate it.
October 12 2013: Dear diary, today Teether raped me in an alley.
October 15 2013: Dear diary, today Starfire burned all of my clothes so I would have nothing to wear.
October 18 2013: Dear diary, today I sent Slade an in depth love letter, and later he bombed Titans Tower, and the guys made me sleep outside.
October 21 2013: Dear diary, today I made fun of Katarou's bald head.
October 24 2013: Dear diary, today Keyboard Cat Challenged me to an awesome-off... I lost.
October 27 2013: Dear diary, this is my last update because Raven is after me... I may not live through this, goodbyyhuvfkg AANHYV HEEL:KPÀP¨:È
This diary is now the property of Raven.