Percy Jackson was at the coffee shop. He is a very boring old man. Not at all the famous demigod hero you often hear of today. Nope. Him and his wife, Jane, were happily married for over 34 years. One day, there was a knock on the door. "Is this Percy Jackson?" asked a police officer. "Why, yes I am.", responded Percy with a smile. Percy soon found himself in a dark office meeting room.
"My name is Edmund Pevensie: New York City sergeant officer. And you sir, are going to jail for knocking over a building." said the policeman. "What? I've never burnt down no building!" proclaimed Percy. "We'll see about tha…" the man was cut off by a crash through the window. It was a young hero named Percy Jackson. "My name's Percy. Percy Jackson. And demigods destroy buildings so they can eat Burger King without getting fat! We have an addiction here, okay!" said the boy. Old Man Percy was in shock and he died from it. Then out of nowhere a boy named Edmund. "I'm Edmund Pevensie and this is my chocolate cake, which I love very near and dear to my heart…" Officer Edmund Pevensie died from shock, too. Percy and Edmund had a staring contest. Edmund won and Percy was crying like a baby.
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