Emails: Carlisle Cullen to Emmett Cullen, Eye of the Tiger
A/N—This is a sequel to "Emails: Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen." Emails from Emmett Cullen were written by me, YoursTruly101, and emails from Carlisle Cullen were written by my friend CarsmeCarlislexEsme. Go check her out! If you haven't read the Esme and Bella emails yet, go check them out, too!
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
Subject: Eye of the Tiger
DAD,
So guess what I just did... are you guessing... you better be guessing... well I'll tell you anyway! I just drove around following joggers and bikers with my windows down, blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Love your favorite son,
Emmett
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Emmett,
How much money is it this time to bail you out of jail.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
None. I am not in jail. I am insulted. You are so rude to me.
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Emmett...how many time have you been in jail for slaking/harassing people...refresh my memory.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
...only three... jeeze... way to make me feel like a fail at life, dad... thanks...
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
REALLY? Only three... wow... I guess you're a better kid than I thought! Nice job Em!
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
Awe! Thank you!
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Hey... read this upside down...
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
I"m calling your mother...she's going to wash your mouth out with soap...
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
...so...
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
How'd the soap taste Mr. Naughty Mouth?
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
I talked mom out of it... Imma good talker!
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Ya...but I make better promises ;) if you catch my drift? Have fun.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
Ew. Ew. Ew. Uncalled for Pops.
And I have to go now... Rose is wearing a red dress...
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Yes, it's uncalled for if I do it but completely fine if you do. Sorry, son, I don't think Rose will want to kiss you if your mouth tastes like soap!
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
It is totally acceptable for me. Duh.
Mom didn't put soap in my mouth so ha! And what if Rose wasn't kissing my mouth? Hm? Hmmmm?
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Why must you act like a three year old on speed? Where else would she kiss?
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
I don't divulge the secrets of my love life, father.
Jasper says hi.
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Pfft...sex isn't always love Emmett.
Hello Jasper.
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
It is when I love her. Which is always.
Jazzisbringinsexybackcullen: Hey!
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Remind me again why i contined to change people after Esme...
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
Because you are an amazing human being... wait... scratch that... Because you have a caring and loving heart, daddy. Fo shizzle.
Jazzisbringsexybackcullen: Fo shizzle, dawg. Yo.
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
So how's stuff at home! What about Mom?
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
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