This should really be called the insane rantings of math class. I wrote it one day when I had finished my work and had to pretend I was busy to avoid getting more, and I couldn't read or Satan (aka my math teacher) would yell at me. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Review.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone you recognize. All I own is the plot, if there is one.
One day Voldemort decided he was tired of being a dark wizard. So he summoned his loyal Death Eaters and said, "I'm tired of being evil. Let's try something else for a change."
Lucy Malfoy, the most faithful of his Death Eaters said, "We could start a band."
Voldemort agreed that this was a good idea and decided to follow through on Avery's suggestion of calling it Voldie and the Death Eaters.
Three weeks later on the night of their first concert, the audience laughed so hard that Voldemort was so humiliated he cried and turned back into a Dark Wizard. Then he stalked everyone who had been in the audience that night and killed them.
THE END
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone you recognize. All I own is the plot, if there is one.
One day Voldemort decided he was tired of being a dark wizard. So he summoned his loyal Death Eaters and said, "I'm tired of being evil. Let's try something else for a change."
Lucy Malfoy, the most faithful of his Death Eaters said, "We could start a band."
Voldemort agreed that this was a good idea and decided to follow through on Avery's suggestion of calling it Voldie and the Death Eaters.
Three weeks later on the night of their first concert, the audience laughed so hard that Voldemort was so humiliated he cried and turned back into a Dark Wizard. Then he stalked everyone who had been in the audience that night and killed them.
THE END