Disclaimer : I do not own Princess Tutu, betch.
Warning : Extreme OOC, some mature commetns, and the essence of pure crack in this fic!
Now presenting : What Princess Tutu characters would NEVER say
Starting with : Ahiru!
"I'm in love with Fakir, Mytho's a pussy."
"Screw ballet, I wanna be a karate champion!"
"I think I WILL marry Mr. Cat today..."
"I'm not helping these pathetic punks who have life problems, I've got my own dammit!"
"Mytho can find his heart himself, what am I, his guardian angel?"
"Drossylmeyer is my homeboy."
"I want to be a duck forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and-"
"Ballet is for wimps."
"Kraehe's a clingy witch with self identity problems."
"Princess Tutu's such a gay name."
"I'd rather DIE than to be wearing a tutu."
" (letting out streams of curses too colorful to type) "
"I hate Mytho. I REALLY hate him."
"I want Fakir to be the father of my children!"
"Why do ballet when I can dance with my DDR machine at home?"
End!
Sorry for Rue fans, that wasn't a strike against her, it was something I thought Ahiru would never say about her since she's always kind to her, and always refers to her as 'Rue'.
Next chapter will have Fakir!
Hope you liked it!