NOTE: PLEASE READ CHAPTER TWO FIRST BEFORE CHAPTE ONE. OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE CONFUSED
A/N: Hello all, I've put off posting this for a long time, but since I wasn't really getting any reviews telling me how my stories were and what to improve on I figured I'd post it anyway since it seems no one cares. So here we go, it's a mix of my own OCs and the KFP characters. Yes the story is filled with OOCness, it's the whole point. I wrote them for myself, so I didn't have to worry about whether they were OOC or not. I know they're OOC. Anyway, list of my OCs are:
Andrew (Me - Jia's boyfriend)
Jia (Andrew's girlfriend)
Ace (Ace's girlfriend)
Aela (Ace's boyfriend)
Teo
Sapphire
Jinzu
Athena (Andrew's Sister/Ex Girlfriend)
Paarthurnax (Who is actually an Elder Scrolls character, for those who've heard or played Skyrim)
Anyway, on with the story. This is a oneshot series by the way, if anyone has questions then just ask me. Also, TiPo and ViCra are in this too.
Disclaimer: I only own my OCs. Not any of the KFP characters.
It was a normal day in the Jade Palace and everyone was in the kitchen having their breakfast. Today's training session belonged to the Six and Andrew. Po and the Five had the day off. Po had an idea though for him and the Five to do. The Six and Andrew left the kitchen and so did Shifu. This left Po with the perfect opportunity to say his idea.
"Hey guys I got an idea for what we could do today?" Said Po, as he smiled at his comrades including Tigress, his girlfriend.
"What is it?" Said Crane, as he sat with Viper coiled round him.
"Why don't we prank Andrew?" Said Po, as he looked at the weary faces of the Five.
"Isn't that a bit dangerous?" Said Monkey, as even he thought it was dangerous. And he done a lot of pranks.
"No, he won't even know who it was" Said Po, as he now held Tigress' paw.
"But Andrew's still an extremely dangerous warrior, I mean he's a Kung Fu Master and A Master of the Way of The Voice" Said Mantis as he was also weary of this idea.
"Come on guys it'll be fun. Think of the fun we could have" Said Po, as he tried to convince his comrades. Then his girlfriend agreed.
"Alright then Po, I'm in, It'll mean we can spend more time together" Said Tigress, as she held her boyfriend's paw.
"Awesome, are you guys in?" Said Po, as he and Tigress looked at the rest of the Five.
"Ok then, lets go" Said the others and they smiled.
"Awesome!" Said Po, as he fist pumped, showing his excitement. Everyone chuckled and Tigress giggled before kissing her Panda lover on the cheek. They all headed to the training hall and seen the Six in position for their lesson. They were chatting to each other though, as Andrew was getting ready to give them their lesson, which was on using a sword.
Po was holding a cucumber in his hand as everyone looked at him weirdly.
"Honey, why are you holding a cucumber in your paw?" Said Tigress, as she was next to him.
"I'm going to replace his sword with a cucumber" Said Po, as he tried to hold a laugh back. Monkey then grinned when he said that.
"Ah cucumber sword, good one" Said Monkey as he smiled at the Panda.
"Thanks buddy, lets do this" Said Po, as he went out quietly to place the cucumber. He went up to Andrew and took out his Daedric Sword. He then put the cucumber in instead of the sword. He then sneaked off back to the others. They all quietly chuckled and watched Andrew begin his lesson on how to fight with a sword.
"Good morning students" Said Andrew, as browsed the faces of his students.
"Good morning Master" They all replied, as they looked at their Master.
"Today is an important part in your training, as you will be learning how to expertly fight with a sword" Said Andrew, as he then paced back and fourth the length of the line his student had formed.
"The sword I will be demonstrating today is the Daedric Sword" Said Andrew, as he pulled out what he though was one of his Daedric Swords. He looked at it and didn't see his trusted Sword, but instead a cucumber. He stared at it, dumbfounded at how a cucumber had replaced his Sword.
"Why the hell am I holding a cucumber?" Said Andrew, as he was now totally confused. The Five and Po burst out laughing at this point. It was so funny to see him pull out what he thought was one of his lethal Daedric Swords, but instead pull out a green, crunchy cucumber.
"Ok guys, please tell I'm just being delusional and that there is not a cucumber in my paw" Said Andrew, as he looked at his students.
"Master it's a cucumber" Said Sapphire, as she too, like the others, was completely baffled at how a cucumber had gotten there. The Five and Po then laughed out even more hilariously than the first time.
"Well then I guess it's just a regular training session today guys" Said Andrew, as he threw the cucumber away. The Six bowed and began to use the regular training gear, still baffled as to how a cucumber had gotten there.
The Five and Po walked away from the training hall, more than satisfied by the results.
"Oh Po, I'm actually glad I joined you now" Said Monkey, as the rest of the Five agreed.
"That was hilarious. Did you see his face when he pulled out that cucumber" Said Mantis, as everyone laughed and went into the Valley to celebrate a successful prank.
The pranks continued for the rest of the week, with the Five and Po becoming more happy with each one. And Andrew becoming more confused with each one. They ranged from disappearing food, to the candle suddenly going out when he and Jia were having a romantic dinner at the Palace.
One day though, the Five and Po's prank went completely wrong.
Andrew was meditating in the Hall of Warriors. Everything was very serene and peaceful, as his mind cleared and the Moon Pool's water was still. The Five and Po though were attempting another prank. This time it would be to put a pile of his clothes next to him, so when he came out of his meditation, they would be right there.
Po went up to the Tiger Master and placed a pile of his silk training vests and silk training pants next to him. He then snuck back to the Five. They all waited and watched silently. Andrew then came out of his meditation and indeed saw a pile of his clothes next to him. He was again confused and then sniffed the clothes. The Five and Po watched with hopeful eyes praying that their prank would work. Unfortunately it didn't. They all blinked at the same time and he wasn't there. They then turned around and seen him standing right behind them.
"Hey guys" Said Andrew, as he smirked. They could all tell he knew it was them.
"Uh we're just...You know...Sight seeing" Said Po nervously, as he failed completely to cover up.
"I know it was you guys" Said Andrew, as he grinned widely.
"Ok we're sorry, don't hurt us" Said Po, as he and the Five cringed.
"I'm not going to hurt you, but I am going to teach you a lesson" Said Andrew, as he then grinned even more. They could all sense something bad happening.
"W-Whats that?" Said Po. Andrew pointed to them and they looked at themselves. What they saw, completely shocked their minds and faces. They were ALL in pink tutu's. And all had pink dresses on...Well Mantis and Viper had a dress and tutu that fitted them. Andrew then went up close to them and whispered his lesson.
"Here's the lesson; Never...Ever mess with me or play pranks on me" Said Andrew, as he walked away laughing. The Five and Po tried to get them off, but it was no use. They all woke up the next morning with the same dresses and tutu's on. And when they walked into the kitchen everyone laughed.
"Morning fairies" Chuckled Andrew, as the others laughed even more. Jia held onto Andrew as she laughed with her boyfriend. She then snuggled into Andrew as he cuddled her. The Five and Po just sat down and glared at the Tiger Master for doing this to them.
"You know, you guys actually make for some pretty beautiful ballerina dancers" Said Andrew, as everyone laughed again, mostly Sōng and Su though.
"I'm sure Sōng and Su would be more than happy to teach you" Said Andrew, as he then laughed hysterically with the two girls from the Ladies of the Shade.
Later that day the Five and Po were back to normal.
And from that day forth. Not a single prank has ever been played on Andrew. The Five and Po never went Messing with the Master again.
A/N: So there you go, review if you want. Favourite and follow if you want, I don't really mind. I'll be posting more soon. Goodbye for now.
