AN Hello all! Behold my first Naruto story! This story was inspired by the great author kikyouhater118's story My Life as Sakura Haruno. But enough of my annoying talk lets begin!

Blah mental talk

Sakura foe or girlfriend?

(My POV)

Sleep is bliss…

"Caw!" the birds outside cawed.

Shut up, I thought.

"Caw! Caw! Caw!"

Alright fine! I thought.

"I hate birds so much," I said as I looked around.

Hey! What happen to my-my-my…..HOLY CRUD!

"M-m-my room!" I screamed looking at the place.

"My cloths!" I yelled looking at the pajamas on me.

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?" I asked.

Hey! Who keeps y- Hey what's going on!? A voice yelled.

Next thing I knew I was in a sewer system, with THE Naruto Uzamaki in front of me.

"Hey! Who are you!?" Naruto yelled.

Normal POV

The boy was probably a bit older than Naruto. He had a silver shirt with a picture of a skateboarder, and beige pants. His hair was black and was a mop-top, on his face was a pair of glasses, and his eyes were opened wide, on his teeth were braces, and he had light brown eyes.

"Oh my god, this can't be real! You're not real," the boy screamed.

"What are you talking about? Of course I'm real!" Naruto yelled. "And who the heck are you?" Naruto asked, pointing his finger at the boy, but he failed to notice.

"This can't be real; I have to be dreaming! Yeah that's it," the boy said to himself.

"Hey! I'm talking to you!" Naruto yelled, but the boy failed to listen.

The boy gave himself a pinch on the arm, and stared at where he was pinched.

"Why won't I wake up!?" he screamed.

"Who the heck are you?" Naruto asked.

The boy slowly moved his head towards Naruto, and he looked surprised.

"My name's Alex," he answered.

"Well what are you doing here?" he asked.

"We're in your head," Alex answered looking around in disbelief.

"Huh? How do you know?" Naruto asked.

Alex was just about to explain, but stopped. I can't tell him he's life is an anime! He'll think I'm nuts! Alex thought.

"Uh that's not important," replied. "I wonder how we get out of here?" he mumbled.

"How should I know?" Naruto asked.

Suddenly a bright white door appeared to their side. The door was wooden; it was pure white, with silver doorknob. The door even had a strange white aura.

"Well that's impressive," Alex commented, as he and Naruto slowly walked forward.

"What is?" Naruto asked, and he slowly moved to grab the doorknob.

Suddenly the door opened up. All by it's self. The door glowed and seemed to suck at Naruto with an invisible force. And in a bright light Naruto was gone, leaving a shocked Alex alone.

In the real world (or Naruto's I mean)

"Hahaha! Yes! I'm back!"

Hello? Anyone here? Naruto! Where'd you go!? A voice yelled.

"Huh? Where are you?" Naruto asked, getting

I-I think I'm in your head! Alex yelled.

At first Naruto looked worried and started looking around. His head stopped as he gazed at the calendar.

Hey Naruto what are ya looking at? Alex asked.

Alex was able to follow his gaze thanks to the door. Whatever Naruto saw he was able to see by looking into the door.

Later

Naruto was eating breakfast and thinking about his new 'friend'.

I can't believe this. You have me in your head and what do you do? You eat a cup of noodles Alex yelled annoyed.

"Hey I need my energy for today! And no one can ruin this day!" Naruto yelled, with a smile as he ate his food. Naruto continued to eat, as Alex just let out a sigh. Naruto then reached for the milk, and it was just about drink it.

Wait a second, Alex thought, stareing at the milk carton.

Naruto don't! Alex yelled, running into the white door in Naruto's mind. Suddenly Naruto went flying out of the door as Alex took control.

Alex put the milk carton down, and slowly got up in Naruto's body. "Whoa, weird," Alex commented looking at his new body.

Why'd you do that?! Naruto yelled, now inside his own mind.

"This milk is terrible! You would be going to toilet ALL day!" Alex yelled, and put it right in front of his eyes so Naruto could see.

How'd you know that? Naruto asked, realizing he was right.

"I looked at, dude. Now you can go back in your body, I need to think," Alex said, and retreated back within Naruto's head, while Naruto went back in.

Why am I here? Alex thought. Maybe it's karma, I am kind of a jerk, but I did nice stuff two! Maybe it's test? Nah, what kind of test is this!? Maybe someone up there just hates my guts?

Later

Naruto was sitting on his chair, at the ninja academy. Shikamaru was walking away after their little talk, and Alex was still thinking.

Just then Sakura and Ino came racing in, and Alex had a thought.

Hey Naruto? Alex asked.

"Yeah?" Naruto asked, very quietly.

Do you love Sakura? Alex asked.

"W-what?!" Naruto asked, nearly blowing his cover. "I-uh-well," Naruto stammered.

Let me put it in other words, Alex began. Do you want to hold her!?

"Uh, a little,"

Please her?!

"Yes," Naruto answered, gaining some confidents.

Do you want to love her!?

"Yeah!" Naruto yelled, gaining confidence.

"Shut up, loser!" one of the kids yelled.

Naruto quickly sat back down, red as a tomato, realizing what he just did.

Oops, sorry Naruto. Guess I got carried away, Alex apologized, rubbing the back of his had, laughing.

"So what was the point of all that?" Naruto asked.

Naruto my friend, I'm going to help you get Sakura as your girl! Alex yelled.

"Why would you do that?" Naruto asked one brow high.

There's a reason I'm here! It might be to help you become Hokage, or to get Sakura as your girl! The point is I'm here for a reason and I will find it! Alex yelled. HE then added under his breath, and I'm a Naruto and Sakura shipper.

Next thing Naruto and Alex knew they're face slammed into the ground.

"What happened?" Naruto asked, lying on the ground.

He looked up to see pretty much every girl in the room arguing over who got to sit to Sasuke Uchiha.

Wow, I didn't notice he was there. I have got to pay more attention to stuff Alex commented, as Naruto got them back up.

Naruto glared at Sasuke, with a cross between rage and jealousy. Sasuke! Sasuke! Naruto thought with a mocking tone. What's he have that I don't have!? He thought.

Let's see muscles, skill, talent, Sakura, practically a dozen other girl, better hair, cool attitude, and oh yeah! A non-orange outfit Alex explained.

"Aren't you supposed to help me?" Naruto mumbled, angry.

You asked!

Naruto jumped up and glared at Sasuke, landing on his desk right in front of him. Sasuke just glared back, with matched intensity. To the side Sakura and all the other girls were yelling at Naruto for glaring at their 'poor Sasuke'.

Why does this seem familiar?... OH NO! Alex's eyes widened, realizing what was going to happen. Alex quickly ran into the white door and as soon as he went in Naruto went flying out of it.

"Huh? Why'd you do that!?" Naruto yelled, as Alex took control of the body.

Alex looked behind him as Shikamaru's head was about to bump him into Sasuke and tried to think of a plan. I hope I live through this! He thought as he moved his hand back.

His right hand grabbed Shikamaru's and using it to support him, back flipped over him and a desk, and landed on his butt.

"I have got to make better plans," Alex commented getting up.

"What a loser," Sasuke commented, closing his eyes and got back to thinking or whatever.

"Sorry bout that Shikamaru," Alex said, getting up.

"Whatever," Shikamaru replied.

"You mind getting back your seat, Naruto?" Iruka Umino asked, his arms crossed and holding a clipboard in his right hand.

"Huh? Oh, uh oops? Sorry teach," Alex apologized rubbing the back of his head.

"Just get going," Iruka ordered.

What was that all about!? Naruto asked.

"Trust me. That was for our own good," Alex whispered. "Now you take control, I need to think to get Sakura as your girl."

Later

"So what now?" Naruto asked, as he walked out of the class, with Alex still in his mind.

Well... I think it's safe to assume that Sakura pretty much hates ya Alex explained.

"How is that suppose to help me?" Naruto asked.

Let me finish. We also know that she, and practically every girl in this place, loves Sasuke. So we have to show her that you're as good as Sasuke if not better! Alex explained.

"That's your plan? I could have thought of that!" Naruto argued.

Trust me, I know you could. Now let's get going! Alex ordered.

Later….again

Naruto was slowly inching towards the window where Sasuke was and got ready to jump.

1…2…3…GO! Alex yelled, and Naruto tackled Sasuke from behind.

"Naruto?!" Sasuke yelled, kicking Naruto off of him.

"Pipe down," Naruto ordered.

Naruto quickly jumped and tried kicking Sasuke, but the Uchiha boy grabbed Naruto's foot and threw him to the wall.

Naruto got back up and tried punching him, but Sasuke side-stepped and Naruto face was punched to the ground.

Next thing Naruto knew he was bonded and gagged and lying on the ground.

"Nice try," Sasuke said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

Next thing Sasuke knew the Naruto in front of him turned into a log. But that's not all! Suddenly six clones surrounded him in the air.

"BUZAI!" three clones yelled, and the five of them bond and gagged Sasuke.

"Wow, that worked out a lot better than I thought it," Naruto commented as three clones disappeared.

"Tell me about it. Now turn to Sasuke and let's go get you a girlfriend!" A cloned with Alex in control said, poofing away soon after.

Later! Yes again

Sakura was sitting on a bench, her lunch to her side untouched. She was thinking about……whatever the heck women think.

Okay, I'll talk to her, okay? Alex said.

"Why you?" The young troublemaker asked, hiding behind a tree.

Trust me, besides you'll be in my head helping. Deal? Alex asked.

Naruto took a second to think about until he finally answered, "Fine." Naruto retreated back into his mind, while Alex took control.

"Hey Sakura," Alex called.

Sakura turned her head and stared at him, and he stared back.

"How are you?" Alex asked walking forward, with a smile.

"Uh, I-I'm fine," Sakura answered, blushing and finding new interest in the ground.

"Mind if I sit here?" Alex asked, looking at the spot on the bench next to Sakura.

"Uh, no, no! Go ahead, Sasuke," she insisted.

"Thanks,"

Now what? Naruto asked.

"Good question, give me a sec," Alex whispered.

"What was that?" Sakura asked.

"Nothing. Just thinking out loud. Hey Sakura, can I ask you a question?" Alex asked.

"Sure, anything Sasuke!" she answered, blushing like a tomato.

"What do you think of Naruto?" Alex asked.

"He knows about my feelings and he purposely tries to gets in the way. He enjoys interfering and making me feel bad. Naruto, he doesn't understand one thing about me. He's just annoying. All I really want," she explained as her blush grew. "Is for you to accept me, Sasuke,"

Alex smiled, carefully planning his next few words.

"Sakura, I understand how you feel. You think Naruto's just a troublemaker. You're wrong," Alex explained.

"W-what?!" Sakura asked, her blush vanishing and her eyes wide.

"Naruto messes around and pulls pranks to get everyone attention. I mean the whole village practically shuns him. Parents, other students, teachers, everyone," Alex explained. "The truth is, and don't tell Naruto I said this, but he cares about you just as much as you all the other girls do, if not more."

W-what are you doing?! Naruto yelled.

"Just trust me, and quit talking," Alex whispered as Sakura slowly realized what he had said earlier.

Sakura stared at him, "R-really?" Sakura asked.

"He does, he knows how you feel towards me, shunned. He loves you Sakura. While me Sakura, well. I'm sorry, but I don't have those feeling," Alex whispered.

"B-but Sasuke-" Sakura began.

"Listen Sakura, I have to go, promise me you'll think about what I said. Please atleast say you'll help Naruto, he needs someone," Alex whispered so only Sakura could hear.

"I-I'll think about it," Sakura answered.

"Thank you, and let's not talk about this for awhile, okay?" The fake Uchiha boy advised.

"Uh okay," Sakura replied, still thinking about Alex's words.

"Thanks, Sakura," Alex said walking off, leaving Sakura alone with only her thoughts.

Do you really think that worked? Naruto asked.

"Love makes you do crazy things as they say; now you take control. I need a nap," Alex groaned, and he retreated into Naruto's head.

Later

Naruto was on the way to the ninja academy…place…thing.

Sakura was still at the bench and she seemed to have found new interest in the ground. She saw Naruto out of the corner of her eye, and remembered what Sasuke said.

"Uh hey, Naruto!" she called out, getting his attention. "Uh, do you want to go eat lunch together and get to know one another?" she asked, with a freaky crooked smile.

Do it man! Do it now! Alex ordered.

"Sure Sakura!" Naruto yelled, with a big smile and happiness that could make the whole world sick! Naruto ran over to the girl of his dreams, with Alex watching with a smile.

I think I just found my place in this story

End of Chapter 1!

A/N I did it! Yatta!... What? I've always wanted to say that! I know some parts are, well that's because!... Well... I'm lazy that's why. R n R! Thank you kikyouhater118. Bye-bye!