Snape's Thong
By:Spanky Hippo
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters nor the "Thong Song" If I did…let's just say I wouldn't be here.
Ooo da dress so scandalous
And I know anotha wizard couldn't handle it
See you shakin' da thang like who's da ish
With a look in your eye so devilish
Voldermort Watched Snape dance gracefully like a deer in the woods. He wanted him…badly. Snape had attracted Voldermorts feelings for so long. Voldermort wanted to show snape he loved him. And he would.
he like to dance at all the hip hop spots
Then he cruise through the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban he likes the pop cause
He was livin' da vida loca
UhVoldermort watched as Snape rode away with his friends in the forest green Range Rover. They were seeking another bar to party at. Voldermort hopped into his red Geo, which had numerous pairs of men's underpants scattered throughout the interior. There was also some lube (eh, eh).
He had dumps like a truck
Thighs like what
Baby move your butt
All night long let me see da thong
Voldermort found him in the Pink Goose Gay Bar down the street (stupid fairies…can't even name their bars right!). Ohhh! Voldermort had to "adjust himself" at the sight of Snape in his skin tight black leather pants and his hair spiked up. The pink shirt he was wearing really brought out his eyes. Voldermort wanted to reach out and grab his butt so bad it hurt.
I like it when the beat go du nu du nu
Baby make your booty go
Boy I know you wanna show da thong
Snape began dancing with a young man in a light blue tube top and exotically short jean shorts that frayed at the bottom. Snape touched the young man's backside and Voldermort almost cried. Snape aluringly stuck the man's fingers into his mouth and gingerly sucked them. Voldermort ran as the sharp pieces of his icy heart fell to the floor. He could still remember when Snape let him see the orange thong with bells on it so long ago.