Terrible Nightmares Of Anime Characters
By Pikachu Hunter
Yu-Gi-Oh! : Joey's Nighmare
Joey rolled over in his bed, and started to drool on the other half of his pillow. He made
a final 'Hai YAH!' and kicked in the air, then started to laugh. "Haha, now who's the mutt? I sure
showed you, Kaiba!" Then Joey launched into another dream.
Yami stood at an altar with an open bible in hand. He wore black robes with a
white collar and white cuffs. He had black leather shoes previously shined, and a red tie showed
from under the black robe and over the white shirt beneath the robe, looking...preistlike. Joey
was wearing a traditional tuxedo, and a girl, though he couldn't see her face, stood beside him in
a white dress. Ahead of the girl and him was Serenity and a guy who's face he couldn't make
out.
Serenity wore an elegant and beatiful custom made wedding gown. She turned
around to give a small wave to her brother, who beamed with pride to see his little sister getting
married. But why was he standing beside a girl he couldn't see the face of? And who was
Serenity marrying?
Joey gurgled in his sleep. "You look nice, sis." He rolled over and flopped onto the floor.
"Am I getting married too?" Joey's parents stood in the doorway, stifling laughs at what Joey was
saying. "He and Serenity are having a double wedding," Joey's father said to his mother. Joey
rolled across the floor until he was blocked by the closet door. "Who's that guy?" Joey mumbled.
"We are here to join two couples. First to go, will be Serenity's brother, Joey.
Joey Wheeler, do you take this girl to be your wife forever and ever until your duelist deck rots
away and you are too frail to duel?" Yami asked.
Joey laughed, and Serenity joined her parents in Joey's doorway. "Haha, Yami's the
preist who's hooking us up!" Joey nudged the girl he couldn't see in his sleep.
"What's Joey talking about? Why is he on the floor?" Serenity asked. Her mother leaned
over and explained. "You and Joey are having a double wedding. Joey hasn't said who either of
you are marrying yet, but he just said that Yugi's friend is the preist that's marrying you. He
keeps on rolling around and drooling." She said.
"Yeah, but who am I marrying?" Joey asked. Yami nodded to the girl. "You may
now kiss the bride." He said. The girl took the veil away from her face, and puckered up. "C'mon,
Joey, kiss me!"
"AHHH! NO! I WON'T MARRY YOU! I DON'T LOVE YOU! NO, GET AWAY, I LOVE MAI, I
LOVE MAI! NO, DON'T AH, NO!" Joey screamed, tossing and turning on the floor. Serenity
giggled. "I knew he did!" She laughed. "But...that means this isn't a good dream for him. He's
not marrying Mai. I'm gonna find out who he is marrying." She started to tip-toe towards her
brother. "How?" Their father asked.
"Watch," Serenity leaned near Joey and whispered. "Who is the girl? Who is the girl?
Who is the girl?" She droned. Joey rolled away.
"Tea! I don't want to marry Tea! Get her away, Yami! Ah, save me Serenity!" Joey
shouted in his sleep. One of his arms popped up, like it was blocking the bride. "DON'T KISS
ME!" Joey begged.
"Too late, Joey, even if you don't kiss her, she's now your wife!" Yami cackled
like he enjoyed this. Joey looked back and saw Mai crying.
"I love you Mai!" Joey called out, trying to move backwards while still on his back.
He ran to hold Mai's hand, but an invisible chain yanked him back to the clutches
of Tea, and Yugi held Joey down while Tea kissed him and stuffed a ring on his finger. "Your
MINE, now, Joey Wheeler! And now I am Mrs. Tea Wheeler! Muahahahaha!"
Joey covered his already closed and sleeping eyes in agony. "No, she kissed me! Aaaah,
I'm sorry Mai, she's taking me away!" His parents laughed out loud, and Serenity sat on her
brother's bed. "Who am I going to marry?" She wondered.
Tea dragged Joey to sit in a pew near the sobbing Mai. "Shut up, whiner!" Tea
yelled at Mai. "We're trynig to watch my sister-in-law get married!" Joey sat up, eager to learn
the groom's name. Yami brushed some lint off his robe before reopening his bible and making an
'ahem' noise. "Okay, now we'll hitch Joey's little sister to this guy. Do you, Serenity Wheeler, take
this guy to be your husband forever and ever until your duelist deck rots away and you are too
frail to duel?" Yami asked. Serenity nodded excitedly. "I do I do I do!" She squeaked. Joey
squinted at the guy. He still couldn't see his face.
"Who are you marrying, sis? Who's the groom?! He better treat you awful good, or I'll
pound his face in! And why are you so happy to marry him? My mystery bride wasn't good at
all!" Joey threatened the faceless man who would be Serenity's husband.
Serenity laughed. "You're a good brother," she said. "Even in your sleep!"
"Tell us what happens in the rest of the dream tommorow morning, Serenity. We're
going to bed." Joey's mother waved, and walked down the hall with his father by her side.
"Okay," Serenity said.
Yami pointed to the groom. "Do you take this girl to be your wife forever and
ever until your duelist deck rots away and you are too frail to duel?"
"Yes! Yes I do! Oh, I have been dreaming of kissing you for a long time,
Serenity!" The groom said. He leaned in and Serenity kissed him.
" You are now officially married!" yami threw a handful of rose petals in the air
over their heads. Serenity and the groom ran down the aisle to meet Joey and his terrible bride.
"Joey, I'm so happy!" Serenity hugged her brother tight. The groom came up to shake Joey's
hand, and his face finally came into veiw.
"NOOOOOO! TRISTAN!?! THAT WEASEL, I'LL KILL HIM! SERENITY, I THOUGHT YOU
LIKED KAIBA!" Joey screamed out. He sat up in his sleep and stated to run down the hall, still
snoring. Serenity blushed. "How'd he know I like Seto?" She asked. Serenity's father yelled down
the hall.
"Kaiba? Seto Kaiba?! No daughter of mine is going to have anything to do with a Kaiba!
I'm gald you married Tristan in Joey's dream, Serenity! He's a much nicer person!" Then he
started to snore, and there were no more comments from her father. Serenity ran down the
stairs to follow Joey, who already had his shoes on and was running across the street towards
Tristan's house. It was hard to belive Joey is still asleep, Serenity thought as she stuffed on her
sneakers and ran after Joey, who dodged into Tristan's house.
Serenity followed Joey up the stairs of Tristan's house, and into Tristan's room. Serenity
put on a pair of earmuffs she found in the pocket of her jacket. It was almost unbearable,
listening to the two boys' snoring. Joey, with his eyes still closed, picked up a baseball bat and
held it over his head, ready to beat the snot out of Tristan. Serenity looked around herself.
Tristan had a messy and cluttered room. She had to wake Joey up quick before he broke
Tristan's legs, though she admitted it would be useful in the event that he tried to kiss her again.
He'd attempted it som many times she couldn't count the amount of slaps she'd given him.
"Die, you weasel!"Joey started to lowed the bat, when Serenity grabbed the nearest
object and threw it at Joey. "Wake up, stupid!" She yelled, and tried to yank Tristan out of the
way. The object Serenity had thrown went off in a ring in mid air waking up Joey and Tristan.
Lucky thing the object was an alarm clock. Serenity dropped Tristan on the ground when she
realized she was holding his hand. She pulled off the earmuffs and ran around the bed to hug
Joey, who was screaming. "Yah, no! No more hugs!" Joey pushed away. "What? Where are we,
sis? Why do I have a baseball bat in my hand? Wern't we just in a wedding chapel?" Joey
scratched his head in confusion. Tristan sat up, already half off the bed on account of Serenity.
"What're you doing in my room, Joey? I was just dreaming about your sister!...oh, heh heh, hi,
Serenity!" He waved shyly. Joey stood in front of Serenity and spread out his arms.
"No way, don't even think about it, Tristan! You're not marrying my sister!" He shook his
fist at Tristan, who shrugged. "What're you talking about? I just dreamt that she won an art
award!" He pointed at his alarm clock, now lying on the floor. "It's three a.m., what are you guys
doing in my house?!"
Serenity sat down and started to explain Joey's dream, and of course, Joey filled in the
blanks, like how excited his sister was to marry Tristan and not Kaiba. He shuddered at the
thought of being kissed by Tea.
"Well, I think Serenity and I would made a wonderful couple!" Tristan put his arm around
Serenity's shoulder, and steam erupted from her brother. Joey ran to the corner and retreived
the baseball bat, now fully awake and redy to swing. "Strike one, Tristan!" He yelled. "You stay
away from my sister!"
***
[Pikachu Hunter,the author, and some characters from the story sit in a studio that would most
likely be the set of a talk show. Also present is Vegeta, as he is the permanent comments guest
chosen by Pikachu Hunter. They convers about the story.]
Pikachu Hunter:Lets have a critical point of veiw. Vegeta, what's your take on this?
Vegeta:I'm not sure if there were enough laughs to make this a comedy...
Joey:Tristan, you rat! I'll get you!
Tristan:Yai!
Serenity:Why are you so protective, Joey?
Joey:Because otherwise you'd be mistreated!
Serenity:So?
Vegeta:So this is Pikachu Hunter's story! Not Serenity's, not Joey's, and not Tristan's!
Pikachu Hunter:Thankyou. What did you really think about the story? Tea?
Tea:Uh...
Vegeta:Spit it out, we don't have all day!
Joey:Disgusting! The worst dream I've ever had!
Pikachu:Well, there you have it. Straight from the main character's mouth, we have the opinion
that it was definitly the creepiets dream Joey has ever had! thatnkyou for joining us for this one
panel story for the Yu-Gi-Oh! chapter of 'Terrible Nightmares Of Anime Characters'! See you next
time with our Dragonball Z chapter!
By Pikachu Hunter
Yu-Gi-Oh! : Joey's Nighmare
Joey rolled over in his bed, and started to drool on the other half of his pillow. He made
a final 'Hai YAH!' and kicked in the air, then started to laugh. "Haha, now who's the mutt? I sure
showed you, Kaiba!" Then Joey launched into another dream.
Yami stood at an altar with an open bible in hand. He wore black robes with a
white collar and white cuffs. He had black leather shoes previously shined, and a red tie showed
from under the black robe and over the white shirt beneath the robe, looking...preistlike. Joey
was wearing a traditional tuxedo, and a girl, though he couldn't see her face, stood beside him in
a white dress. Ahead of the girl and him was Serenity and a guy who's face he couldn't make
out.
Serenity wore an elegant and beatiful custom made wedding gown. She turned
around to give a small wave to her brother, who beamed with pride to see his little sister getting
married. But why was he standing beside a girl he couldn't see the face of? And who was
Serenity marrying?
Joey gurgled in his sleep. "You look nice, sis." He rolled over and flopped onto the floor.
"Am I getting married too?" Joey's parents stood in the doorway, stifling laughs at what Joey was
saying. "He and Serenity are having a double wedding," Joey's father said to his mother. Joey
rolled across the floor until he was blocked by the closet door. "Who's that guy?" Joey mumbled.
"We are here to join two couples. First to go, will be Serenity's brother, Joey.
Joey Wheeler, do you take this girl to be your wife forever and ever until your duelist deck rots
away and you are too frail to duel?" Yami asked.
Joey laughed, and Serenity joined her parents in Joey's doorway. "Haha, Yami's the
preist who's hooking us up!" Joey nudged the girl he couldn't see in his sleep.
"What's Joey talking about? Why is he on the floor?" Serenity asked. Her mother leaned
over and explained. "You and Joey are having a double wedding. Joey hasn't said who either of
you are marrying yet, but he just said that Yugi's friend is the preist that's marrying you. He
keeps on rolling around and drooling." She said.
"Yeah, but who am I marrying?" Joey asked. Yami nodded to the girl. "You may
now kiss the bride." He said. The girl took the veil away from her face, and puckered up. "C'mon,
Joey, kiss me!"
"AHHH! NO! I WON'T MARRY YOU! I DON'T LOVE YOU! NO, GET AWAY, I LOVE MAI, I
LOVE MAI! NO, DON'T AH, NO!" Joey screamed, tossing and turning on the floor. Serenity
giggled. "I knew he did!" She laughed. "But...that means this isn't a good dream for him. He's
not marrying Mai. I'm gonna find out who he is marrying." She started to tip-toe towards her
brother. "How?" Their father asked.
"Watch," Serenity leaned near Joey and whispered. "Who is the girl? Who is the girl?
Who is the girl?" She droned. Joey rolled away.
"Tea! I don't want to marry Tea! Get her away, Yami! Ah, save me Serenity!" Joey
shouted in his sleep. One of his arms popped up, like it was blocking the bride. "DON'T KISS
ME!" Joey begged.
"Too late, Joey, even if you don't kiss her, she's now your wife!" Yami cackled
like he enjoyed this. Joey looked back and saw Mai crying.
"I love you Mai!" Joey called out, trying to move backwards while still on his back.
He ran to hold Mai's hand, but an invisible chain yanked him back to the clutches
of Tea, and Yugi held Joey down while Tea kissed him and stuffed a ring on his finger. "Your
MINE, now, Joey Wheeler! And now I am Mrs. Tea Wheeler! Muahahahaha!"
Joey covered his already closed and sleeping eyes in agony. "No, she kissed me! Aaaah,
I'm sorry Mai, she's taking me away!" His parents laughed out loud, and Serenity sat on her
brother's bed. "Who am I going to marry?" She wondered.
Tea dragged Joey to sit in a pew near the sobbing Mai. "Shut up, whiner!" Tea
yelled at Mai. "We're trynig to watch my sister-in-law get married!" Joey sat up, eager to learn
the groom's name. Yami brushed some lint off his robe before reopening his bible and making an
'ahem' noise. "Okay, now we'll hitch Joey's little sister to this guy. Do you, Serenity Wheeler, take
this guy to be your husband forever and ever until your duelist deck rots away and you are too
frail to duel?" Yami asked. Serenity nodded excitedly. "I do I do I do!" She squeaked. Joey
squinted at the guy. He still couldn't see his face.
"Who are you marrying, sis? Who's the groom?! He better treat you awful good, or I'll
pound his face in! And why are you so happy to marry him? My mystery bride wasn't good at
all!" Joey threatened the faceless man who would be Serenity's husband.
Serenity laughed. "You're a good brother," she said. "Even in your sleep!"
"Tell us what happens in the rest of the dream tommorow morning, Serenity. We're
going to bed." Joey's mother waved, and walked down the hall with his father by her side.
"Okay," Serenity said.
Yami pointed to the groom. "Do you take this girl to be your wife forever and
ever until your duelist deck rots away and you are too frail to duel?"
"Yes! Yes I do! Oh, I have been dreaming of kissing you for a long time,
Serenity!" The groom said. He leaned in and Serenity kissed him.
" You are now officially married!" yami threw a handful of rose petals in the air
over their heads. Serenity and the groom ran down the aisle to meet Joey and his terrible bride.
"Joey, I'm so happy!" Serenity hugged her brother tight. The groom came up to shake Joey's
hand, and his face finally came into veiw.
"NOOOOOO! TRISTAN!?! THAT WEASEL, I'LL KILL HIM! SERENITY, I THOUGHT YOU
LIKED KAIBA!" Joey screamed out. He sat up in his sleep and stated to run down the hall, still
snoring. Serenity blushed. "How'd he know I like Seto?" She asked. Serenity's father yelled down
the hall.
"Kaiba? Seto Kaiba?! No daughter of mine is going to have anything to do with a Kaiba!
I'm gald you married Tristan in Joey's dream, Serenity! He's a much nicer person!" Then he
started to snore, and there were no more comments from her father. Serenity ran down the
stairs to follow Joey, who already had his shoes on and was running across the street towards
Tristan's house. It was hard to belive Joey is still asleep, Serenity thought as she stuffed on her
sneakers and ran after Joey, who dodged into Tristan's house.
Serenity followed Joey up the stairs of Tristan's house, and into Tristan's room. Serenity
put on a pair of earmuffs she found in the pocket of her jacket. It was almost unbearable,
listening to the two boys' snoring. Joey, with his eyes still closed, picked up a baseball bat and
held it over his head, ready to beat the snot out of Tristan. Serenity looked around herself.
Tristan had a messy and cluttered room. She had to wake Joey up quick before he broke
Tristan's legs, though she admitted it would be useful in the event that he tried to kiss her again.
He'd attempted it som many times she couldn't count the amount of slaps she'd given him.
"Die, you weasel!"Joey started to lowed the bat, when Serenity grabbed the nearest
object and threw it at Joey. "Wake up, stupid!" She yelled, and tried to yank Tristan out of the
way. The object Serenity had thrown went off in a ring in mid air waking up Joey and Tristan.
Lucky thing the object was an alarm clock. Serenity dropped Tristan on the ground when she
realized she was holding his hand. She pulled off the earmuffs and ran around the bed to hug
Joey, who was screaming. "Yah, no! No more hugs!" Joey pushed away. "What? Where are we,
sis? Why do I have a baseball bat in my hand? Wern't we just in a wedding chapel?" Joey
scratched his head in confusion. Tristan sat up, already half off the bed on account of Serenity.
"What're you doing in my room, Joey? I was just dreaming about your sister!...oh, heh heh, hi,
Serenity!" He waved shyly. Joey stood in front of Serenity and spread out his arms.
"No way, don't even think about it, Tristan! You're not marrying my sister!" He shook his
fist at Tristan, who shrugged. "What're you talking about? I just dreamt that she won an art
award!" He pointed at his alarm clock, now lying on the floor. "It's three a.m., what are you guys
doing in my house?!"
Serenity sat down and started to explain Joey's dream, and of course, Joey filled in the
blanks, like how excited his sister was to marry Tristan and not Kaiba. He shuddered at the
thought of being kissed by Tea.
"Well, I think Serenity and I would made a wonderful couple!" Tristan put his arm around
Serenity's shoulder, and steam erupted from her brother. Joey ran to the corner and retreived
the baseball bat, now fully awake and redy to swing. "Strike one, Tristan!" He yelled. "You stay
away from my sister!"
***
[Pikachu Hunter,the author, and some characters from the story sit in a studio that would most
likely be the set of a talk show. Also present is Vegeta, as he is the permanent comments guest
chosen by Pikachu Hunter. They convers about the story.]
Pikachu Hunter:Lets have a critical point of veiw. Vegeta, what's your take on this?
Vegeta:I'm not sure if there were enough laughs to make this a comedy...
Joey:Tristan, you rat! I'll get you!
Tristan:Yai!
Serenity:Why are you so protective, Joey?
Joey:Because otherwise you'd be mistreated!
Serenity:So?
Vegeta:So this is Pikachu Hunter's story! Not Serenity's, not Joey's, and not Tristan's!
Pikachu Hunter:Thankyou. What did you really think about the story? Tea?
Tea:Uh...
Vegeta:Spit it out, we don't have all day!
Joey:Disgusting! The worst dream I've ever had!
Pikachu:Well, there you have it. Straight from the main character's mouth, we have the opinion
that it was definitly the creepiets dream Joey has ever had! thatnkyou for joining us for this one
panel story for the Yu-Gi-Oh! chapter of 'Terrible Nightmares Of Anime Characters'! See you next
time with our Dragonball Z chapter!