What Does This Button Do?

Disclaimer: None of the Harry Potter character's are mine. Damn…

"Moony, I don't wanna go to the stupid factory." Sirius whined, yanking backwards on his boyfriend's hand.

"Sirius. Shut the fuck up." Remus growled, pulling him forward. Sirius scowled.

"But Moony…" He groaned, pouting. Remus stopped causing Sirius to run into him. The blond man whipped around.

"Sirius." Remus glared threateningly at the taller man who gulped.

"Okay Moony." Sirius conceded. Remus smiled.

"Good boy." He nodded, cheerfully, pecking him on the lips. Sirius grinned as Remus began to pull him along the road again.

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"Welcome to English Automobile Factory. Today I will lead you through an in-depth tour of the inner workings of automobile manufactory. Before we begin, I would like to offer you a warning," The tour guide pointed to a bright red button next to her, "This button controls the self-destruct feature of the building. Some of the robotic workings are unstable and this button is to keep all workers safe. It should not be touched. Ever. It will cause a meltdown in the system and the entire building to explode." Around the button were several signs proclaiming 'Do Not Touch' in bold letters. People nodded and murmured there assent. Sirius wasn't listening.

"Moony, how much longer?" He muttered. Remus turned and glared at him. Sirius pouted.

"Just be good, Padfoot. That's all I ask." Remus sighed, giving up. They set off, following the tour guide through a maze of machinery.

Half an hour later, Sirius came back through the same way. He was on a quest to find a snack bar. Suddenly he found himself in front of a button. It was bright red.

"Ooh. I wonder what this button does." Sirius asked aloud ignoring the signs and pressing it. There was a crackle and a voice came over the loudspeaker.

"The self destruct button has been activated. Factory will self destruct in 10… 9…" The voice continued. Sirius bit his lip. Remus came running up to him.

"Sirius, what did you do?" He snapped.

"I just wanted to see what the button would do." Sirius answered guiltily. People were rushing past them.

"Let's go. I swear to God, every gray hair I ever get will be because of you." Remus yanked Sirius towards the exit.

"… 4… 3… 2… 1…" The voice was muffled as they left the factory. Suddenly the entire factory went up in flames. Sirius and Remus were hurrying off away from the crowds. Remus was berating Sirius who had stopped listening several minutes before.

"… how could you do something like that? The woman spent five minutes repeating the same warning. You weren't supposed to press the button. Sirius… are you even listening?" Remus snapped.

"Huh?" Sirius answered, eloquently. Remus stopped, sighed and ran a hand through his hair.

"You better hope no one was killed." He said, finally. Sirius grinned, happy he wasn't in terrible trouble.

"I just got bored, Moony. You take me to some funny places." He shrugged.

"It was incredibly interesting though. If you'd just listen once in a while…" Remus shrugged, taking the taller man's hand and starting off.

"Only to you. Ask James, he'll agree with me." Sirius laughed.

"Of course he will. Lily will agree with me though. She wanted to come but couldn't because she's too…" Remus returned.

"Fat." Sirius interrupted.

"Pregnant, Sirius. She isn't fat." Remus scolded.

"She looks pretty damn fat to me." Sirius grinned at the blond man. Remus rolled his eyes.

"You are hopeless." He tried to look exasperated but a smile crept onto his face, unbidden.

"And that's why you love me." Sirius retorted, still grinning.

"No, that's not it," Remus turned to face the other man. He kissed him, their tongues playing together in a familiar way before they pulled apart, "That is."

"That and my sexy body," Sirius smirked, "Oh wait…"

"What now?" Remus raised an eyebrow at him.

"I never found the snack bar." Sirius answered, grinning again. Remus rolled his eyes and groaned before pulling him back down to kiss him.

There will be more. They're just little ficlets that my friend and I thought up one day in a fit of madness. Basically, Sirius causes trouble, Remus gets mad, they make up and either have hot, passionate smex or a sweet little kiss. Review please.

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