Rosalie and the Gazelles by Edwardsgurl4eva

"Oh no BELLA!!" Edward yelled as he ran to her side. "NOOOOOO!!!" He tried to shoke her awake but she was bleed lots of blood.

"Oh my" Carlistle said. "I think she's deed. We were too late."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Edward as he rocked the dead back and forth and cryed "WHY MUST THIS BEEEE? WHY??"

"Well, this isnt good" emmiet said. Carlistle thouht. "oh well lets move." He turned around and left.

"NOO BELLLLAAA" Edward clung to the body and tremble. Alice picked him up and threw him outside.

"Were are we going" said Alice.

Carlistlile thought. "I want to sell ivory"

So they went to africa and lived in a tent and Carlistle joined a pack of ilegal hunters and mak more money on ilegal game. He have great fun.

"Business was good" he say happilie to Eseme. He hold up hunting rifle. Then he pick off the competitions.

Rosalie hated africa because it was boring and noone liked her. the storks and beetles and hippos and rhinoes didn't care that she was pretty for stupid they.

She spend time with gazelles riding as they ran through the prarieies. If she want food it was closes

"NOOOO BELLAAA" Edward would scream as he trying to kill himself. rosalie would ride past as he put himself in gasoline and lit match. He burteded but still did not die. "ARRRRGGHHH IT RESEAMBLES THE PAIN OF MY HARTTT" He screamed when it not work.

One day he to jump of cliffs, trying him hoping it would work and yells out "MY LIFE IS EMPTY LET ME DIEEE!!"and fell. then he tried swallowing forks and knives but it give him indigesition

he flew by the time and he grew psykotic. He freyneded a local tree and named it Bella, that he hugged and cuddled and kissed alls of the time. Rosalie rode on gazelleses shaking her head. tree bella was even ugleir than none one she thought.

"Oh bella" Edward would say as cuddled with the tree "You are my one true love!" he to make out with tree then stopped. "oh sorry have to hold back i dont to accidnetly bite tos kill you!

"edward thats not bella it a tree." rosalie said. He grew worried but it soon gone. "Oh, don't listen to her bella she doesn't know what she's talking about!"

but one day Bella came and was run a vampire. "Edward im back!" She yeled and to ran in his arms. "What you say and who are you?" He ask going to the tree

"edward, im a vampire! we can be together forever!" Edward looked like at her like she was crazy. "HOW CAN THERE BE TWO BELLAS" he screamed and watched the too bellas "Edward imm not deed"

"WHAT AR YOU TALKING ABOUT" Edward toke hands at his hair and stepped aroudn. "MIE WORLD IS TURNED UPSYDE DOWNNN" He turned arouned and ran away to screaming. Roslaie rode by on the gazelle and watched Bella start crying. Only her vampire powar was to let make things explode so Edward had exploded. his cloths floated down like confeytie.

"look what you did!!!!" carlistle and esme anger. Bella cried and made tree bella explode then explooded herself. rosalie roded back to the tent and takind out a gazelle or two on the way and things was no more sam.