Stewie's POV
There is a flash of light. I suddenly am sitting on a couch, at night, in a fancy-schmancy vacation style home.
A tall, beefy man with dark hair comes into the room, followed by a scantily clad young woman. "Jake," he says, "please don't tell Alan that we're- you know-"
"Um, yeah?" I say cautiously.
"OK, Margaret, let's get undressed!" he says, and leads her upstairs.
I am confused. My name is Stewie Griffin, not "Jake." But what I am really worried about is: Who is that woman, and what is her n-
Focus, Stewie, Focus.
"Mommy?" I call out.
A man with cropped hair comes in from another room. "Your Mommy is at another h- Where's my brother Charlie?"
"The beefy one?"
"Um, haha? Good one?"
"He's sleeping with a woman. A hot one."
He sighs and goes on upstairs, putting on noise-cancelling headphones as he goes.
Mennn...
Jake's POV
I wake up in a brightly colored room, cartoon-style. "Is this Family Guy?"
Who I imagine to be Lois comes in. "Why, it is!"
Everything goes black.
Stewie's POV
The TV shatters in the room. As all 3 other occupants of the house come to investigate, I am sucked into the TV.
Jake's POV
I am suddenly back on the couch in my own house, with giggles coming from the ceiling. Back to normal.
Stewie's POV
I am back in my room, with my bikini-model posters under my bed. Back to normal.
DISCLAIMER: This was totally random and on a whim.