Sexy and I Know It!

A/N: OK... This EXTREMLY RANDOM! And I'm not sure how I came up with it. BUT I'M HAPPY! I GOT MY FIRST REVEIW! Just letting you know... yea... Please read and reveiw.

Yuuzuki skipped down the Akatsuki halls. Her feet moved to the tune in her head. She came to her door and stopped. She started humming the tune in her head as she opened it. It was no surprise the long, dark haired male sitting on her bed with out his usual orange mask on. "What are you humming?" he asked, quite amused. " LMAFO," She responded and sat down beside him. " LMAFO?" He asked. " Dara-kun! You're telling me you've never heard "Sexy and I Know It" by LMAFO?", she asked. He just stared. She got up and ran to her Ipod stereo. She turned it on and immediately found the song she was looking for.

The song started and Yuuzuki started to dance around her room like an idiot, "Tobi" not to far behind. The music played as the two flailed around randomly. " When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly I pay to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control, It's real fool with the big afro They like bruce lee rock at the club." Came from the stereo. Deidara walked into the room for a split second before remembering the song and running out.

Deidara walked down the hall, singing to the song he had just gotten out of his a week ago. " I HATE YOU, YUUZKI!" He yelled down the hallway. He walked into his danna's room. He was still singing the song when he shut the door. "Dei, that makes you sound self conceited," Sasori said upon his entry. " NO! IT'S THAT GOD FORSAKEN SONG!" Deidara said, getting more and more irritated at himself and Yuuzuki. "Girl look at that bodyI work out Girl look at that body I work out," He sang. He walked over to the wall and banged his head on it a few hundred times.

"DEI!" Sasori yelled as he pulled the blonde from the wall. "SIT!" Sasori commanded. The blonde did as he was told. " I'm going to the kitchen to you some ice for you head, so stay put!"

Sasori walked out the door and closed it easily. He walked down the hallway and started to sing where the blonde had stopped. "When I walk in the spot, this is what I see Everybody stops and they staring at me I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it. I'm sexy and I know it!" He sang. He entered the kitchen with Hidan and Kakuzu already staring. " What th-" Hidan was immediately slapped by Kakuzu. They went on their way, passing Zetsu. Hidan, being the idiot he is, started singing. And not Bingo. "When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them offWhen I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service," He sang. Once again, Kakuzu hit him in the head.

" What song is that?" Zetsu asked. The two others just laughed and walked on. Zetsu shrugged it off and went to his garden. Zetsu heard Yuuzuki's music, because of it being so loud, and heard the song he'd just heard Hidan partially sing. He listened in and before long started singing along." Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah," he sang. Konan walked in and, like Deidara, was scared. She turned on her heels and, without Zetsu even noticing she'd been with him, ran away.

Konan passed Itachi on the way back to her shared room with Pein. Sadly but surley, she was humming along. Kisame and Itachi brushed it off, but it was like a curse. Soon they were in their room and Itachi got his ipod. Passing by his death metal music he came by his song. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah !

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The same thing happened in Pein's room…..