Disclaimer: I don't own anything involving Harry Potter… if I did, I wouldn't be sitting here writing Fan Fiction. I would be on a shopping spree at Bloomingdales… And I don't own any rights to MTV's Parental Control.

Summary: Hermione's parents are tired of her excessive arguments and the rudeness of Hermione's boyfriend Ron. So when the opportunity is presented for Hermione to be featured on Parental Control, her parents both decide that this was the time to find Hermione the perfect guy…JUST FOR LAUGHS!

"RON! Would you stop doing that? It's so immature!" Hermione hissed at Ron. He continued to shoot the owl pellets he had collected from the owlery at the board behind Professor Binns. "Ronald Weasley, you jerk! Stop right now before you get points deducted from Gryffindor!"

Ron flashed her a grin. Hermione rolled her eyes at her boyfriend and sighed. She didn't enjoy dating Ron anymore, but she didn't know how to break up with him without making everything awkward between them afterwards.

"Class dismissed. Remember your homework," Professor Binns sighed.

"Homework? What homework?" Hermione began to panic. "I didn't hear about any homework!"

"That's because you were too busy lecturing me!" Ron said.

"Shut up Ron. Somebody has to keep you out of trouble," Hermione replied. I just wish it wasn't me, she thought.

Harry walked along silently with the bickering pair. He had become a third wheel since Hermione and Ron had begun dating. And being their third wheel was no fun. All they ever did was fight like brother and sister, and then make up before the day was over – just to start the annoying cycle all over again the next day.

Once all the lessons for the day were over, Hermione sat down in her favorite chair in front of the fire in the Gryffindor common room. She pulled out a piece of parchment and a quill and began to write her parents a letter.

Dear Mum and Dad,

This term at Hogwarts has really gone by fast. I should be arriving home in about two days time. I am going to be bringing my boyfriend, Ronald Weasley, with me for you to meet him. He has been a bit of a pain lately, but I think you should like him.

I'll see you in a few days at King's Cross.

Love you very much,

Hermione

Hermione took the letter up to the owlery and fastened it to a school owned owl's leg and sent it off to her parents.

A few days later, Hermione and Ron said their good-byes to Harry, who was staying at Hogwarts alone for the first time, and boarded the carriages to Hogsmeade to take the Hogwarts express back to London.

The day started off rocky for Hermione and Ron; it had rained the night before and puddles were all over the ground. To Ron's amusement, an invisible thestral splashed water all over Hermione. Ron followed suit and stomped in every puddle he saw, soaking Hermione to the bone.

When they boarded the train, Hermione dried her clothes off and sat down next to Ron. She laid her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes. She smiled as she felt the weight of Ron's arm drape around her shoulders.

"Oi, Dean, could you toss me a chocolate frog?" Ron took the frog from Dean's outstretched hand. He took his arm off Hermione and greedily began to rip open the wrapper to the candy.

"Dumbledore again," Ron sighed as he tossed the card from the package into the air. It promptly came back down and landed in Hermione's hair. Ron pointed at the card in Hermione's hair and laughed.

"Could you get it out, Ron?" Hermione asked. No reply. Ron was now eating a package of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. Hermione looked across the compartment at Parvarti Patil, who rolled her eyes at Ron's behavior. Hermione felt around in her hair for the card. When she found it, she threw it at Ron's head.

When they finally reached King's Cross, Hermione grabbed Ron by the hand and led him to her parents. "Now Ron, please don't do anything stupid or immature. You need to make a good impression on my parents," she warned him.

"What do you have to worry about?" Ron said thickly. He smiled, and Hermione managed a weak one in return.

As they came closer to her parents, Hermione began to notice every little flaw with Ron, starting with the streak of chocolate running from the left side of his mouth to the middle of his cheek. Hermione sighed as she reached up to wipe it off with a napkin. This could be one long week.

A/N: Yeah, the first chapter's short, but I will try to make the other ones longer. The more reviews, the faster I update!

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