Title: Father's Intuition (1/1)
Fandom: House
Summary: The first time, he spoiled the secret. The second time, he knew before she did. "You're pregnant."
Rating: PG
Pairings/Characters: House/Cuddy
Length: perfect double-drabble (200 words)
Genres: humor, romance
A/N: I was thinking the other day about how I should write a Huddy pregnant!Cuddy fic. Instead of really pregnant!Cuddy fic, I turn out with all-knowing!House fic. Huh. Anyway, I'm sure I've seen this idea done somewhere before (probably in another fandom) but it was quite a while ago so I can't for the life of me think of where. So my apologies if I kinda stole your idea. :)
Father's Intuition
(House/Cuddy)
The first time, he spoiled the secret. She simply walked into his office and opened her mouth to speak.
"You're pregnant." He didn't even look up from whatever he was reading on his desk.
She gaped, mouth open. "Did you read my charts?"
Now he looked up, a smug smile on his face. "Nope."
"You did so," she insisted. "How else could you have known?"
He stood and shuffled around the desk towards her. "Father's intuition," he replied, smiling again. "Oh, by the way, it's a boy too."
"You can't possibly know that!" she argued.
He grinned. "Oh, can't I?"
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Fifteen months later, when she was mixing a bottle for the six-month-old baby, he limped his way into the kitchen and stood silently on one wall, watching her. She ignored him.
"You're pregnant again."
It was so out of the blue, she just turned and blinked at him. "I am not," she insisted.
"Are so," he replied. "I'm always right."
She rolled her eyes. "Just because you knew about the first baby—"
"And the gender," he added pointedly.
"—doesn't mean you know everything."
"You'll find out that I do." He smiled smugly and winked. "This one's a girl."
End
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