Diary of a Mary Sue

by Feyea

In almost every fanfiction where the girl goes to Middle Earth, she is either a drawn out Mary Sue, or a drawn out Mary Sue hater. Has anyone ever thought that there may be a Mary Sue out there who actually is like any other girl, with her own dreams, hopes, and feelings? In "Diary of a Mary Sue," follow one such girl, and open your mind to the possibility that we are all Mary Sues

Journal Entry 1

I would make a perfect Mary-Sue. I confess. I am very beautiful, I have short, reddish brownish hair, my teeth are yellow, but my lips are very ruby, and full, my eyes are blue, my skin is pale, and my heart is pure. I can sing beautifully, and I can climb trees very well, and most of all, I love The Lord of the Rings series. My name is Acrylice, or at least that's what I'll let you think. My only problem is that I have no portal. Yes, I am a Sue without a portal. So how does a Sue get to Middle-Earth? If I knew, I wouldn't be asking. Most say that a fairy transported them there, or that they fell out of the sky. My theory is that in order to get to Middle-Earth, you have to be what that place really needs, but you also have to really need to go there. In theory, to go to Middle Earth, you have to stop believing in it. How would I manage that? I am one of those girls who likes to daydream that an elf is stalking them, or at least is connected to them and understands, but what do you do when you feel in your heart that there is no elf, and nobody else, that understands?