A/N: Am back with a new story, I don't know where this one is going, so bear with me. Love n hugs bitches, x abbey x

Chapter 1 New Neighbours.

Fern dipped her foot into the steaming water, the rest of her body soon followed. She breathed in a sigh of relief. She had been running around all day at work, now at home she needed to relax. She pulled her dyed blonde hair into a bun. Nadine banged on the bathroom door before entering.

"Hey girlie." Nadine practically dived into the bathroom cupboard.

"Hey honey." Fern rested her head on a inflatable pillow, she closed her eyes and watched as the candles flickered through her lids.

"Now are you sure you don't want to come out tonight?" Nadine asked while applying her mascara in the mirror, her mouth slightly open.

"Yeah I'm sure, I'm just going to stay at home, get muh PJs on, and grab a glass of wine. Watch the SmackDown rerun and go to bed." Fern whispered, to tired to raise her voice any higher.

"Well, I'll be back late. So don't wait up." Nadine winked before giggling.

"Sure thing girlie." Fern whispered. "Do me a favour, pass me the shampoo please."

"Here." Nadine handed her the bottle and watched Fern wash her hair. She waited until she had rinsed it. "Well, I'm ready. What'd ya think?" Nadine took a step back and spun around. Her brown hair filled with blonde and honey highlights was tied back into a messy but stylish bun, she wore a denim skirt, a tight red tank top, black tights and a pair of red stilettos.

"Ya forgot to do ya lippy." Fern said opening one eye then closing it again.

"Oh yeah." Nadine giggled as she applied a red lip liner then her favourite red lipstick to match her top and shoes. She smiled at herself in the mirror, happy with her reflection. "How 'bout now?"

"Gorgeous." Fern smiled, moving in the bath tub in an attempt to get comfortable, she added more hot water. "Utterly gorgeous."

"Well, I'm off now. Wouldn't want to keep that long line of sad, fat, divorced men waiting." Nadine scoffed. "Apparently they like being rejected over and over. I swear to god I'm young enough to be some of their daughters, them there was what's-his-name, looking like Santa, well he was well older than Dad." Fern locked at her. "Oh yeah, I'm going. Mwah mwah!" She air kissed Fern and left the bathroom, closing the door behind her. "Love you!" She hollered half way down the stairs.

"Love you too Nadz!" Fern hollered back, breathing another sigh of relief as she heard the front door swing shut. "Don't forget your keys." Fern whispered, knowing that her sister would have. "Never mind." She whispered to herself, shaking her head, she pressed play on her iPod. The song had barely even started when someone knocked on the downstairs door. Fern clambered out of the bath tub, quickly drying herself and grabbing her PJs. "Bloody hell, Nadine, forget ya flippin head if it weren't screwed on." Fern cursed her twin all the way down the stairs, she flipped the lock and swung the door open. "Forget ya ke-"

"Erm, hi." A dark haired man smiled, the dark night had wrapped around the house.

"You're not Nadine." Fern thought aloud. "Erm, how can I help you?"

"I'm Matt, me, my brother and some friends just moved in next door. I was wondering if you had a few take away menu's we could borrow. We're kinda new to the area." Matt explained.

"Yeah sure, just come in." Fern said stepping back to let Matt in. "There in the kitchen and, I, erm. I can't remember what I was going to say." Fern giggled nervously.

"I know its supposed to be hot enough for that?" Matt asked, raising an eyebrow, he wasn't complaining mind, as he looked over the girl's boy shorts and tank top. He followed her into the kitchen. She recognized his voice from somewhere.

"Well I was in the bath." Fern said flicking on the kitchen TV. SmackDown flicked on. Matt Hardy's face appeared, Matt blushed slightly. Fern slowly turned to Matt. "I knew I recognized you." She smiled. "You're Matt Hardy. Here." Fern handed him an inch- thick wad of menus. Matt stared at them in amazement.

"These all yours?"

"Yeah, me and Nadz live off take aways."

"You don't look it." Matt smiled, Fern's turn to blush. A clattering from the front door caused them both to turn and watch the doorway.

"FI! THA FREAKIN HARDY BOYZ LIVE NEXT DOOR!" Nadine came running through the kitchen door, heels clattering on the wood flooring. "THE FREAKIN HARDY BOYZ!" She breathed off and lent against the doorframe, she closed her eyes and breathed deeply.

"Erm, hey." Matt laughed, Nadine's eyes snapped open.

"Oh God." She turned to Fern. "Did he see that? The whole 'freakin hardy boyz thing'?" Fern nodded. "Running in heels?" Fern nodded. "Oh bugger."

"My thoughts exactly." Fern smirked.

A/N: Ya'll know tha drill read and review! X abbey x!